Tucao is messy.
Students who haven't watched it can go and watch the MV of the song "firework" before watching it, it is really suitable for this movie.
The picture is liked, the soundtrack is liked, but there is a piece of music that sounds like the cutscenes of a cartoon I watched as a child...
If it wasn't for logic, I would definitely give Jiao Xing for this article!
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"Painted Skin 2" shows that the sentence "Reading is best for birds!" This sentence is quite correct, because birds can really be very useful.
Yang Mi plays such a bird that looks like a parrot but doesn't know why it is called a bird...Monster, thinking back carefully, she turned out to be an indispensable key character in the whole story! none of them!
The prologue of the story tells us that a fox demon was frozen into a popsicle for 500 years because he spent thousands of years of demon power to save his beloved and broke the rules of the demon. At this time, a cute bird with black feathers and a golden beak flew, and it seemed that it landed on this icefield where birds don't shit. I saw her hit the ice lightly. With a click, the ice field that had frozen the fox demon for 500 years actually shattered! The fox is running away! Bird lead her! Climate change is after her! The story begins!
The author shouted for the fox demon, Queer, I really miss you living 500 years earlier!
After the beautifully immersive opening animation (I'm in the first row), the screen switches to a grand Middle Eastern mashup of a convoy of Roman slaves. Yes, as you are smart, you can definitely guess that the fox demon Zhou Xun is doing his own thing again. Seduce men and then eat people's hearts, but this time, the fox demon sister decided not to be a hooligan, and for the purpose of falling in love, she is wholeheartedly looking for someone who is willing to give her heart for her.
The conversation at the beginning is quite the pattern of rich second generation and seeking support, until... Slave
owner: Beauty, I will give you whatever you want.
Fox Demon: I want your heart.
At this time, I admired the slave owner very much. In this atmosphere, I should not hesitate to say, "Oh, I will give you your heart if you want, and our lives are yours. Beauty, you killed my life." But obviously this slave owner is serious, he is thinking seriously and responding to the beauty's request. And this moment of hesitation was taken out by Yang Mi behind his back, and he said confidently that he would not be willing to see his appearance. It proves once again that if you are serious, you will lose...
According to the following plot, the slave owner is the little prince of the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom, and the common language of the country is a Mongolian mixed Uyghur mixed incantation language, even if it is a high-level Fei Xiang The Grand Master speaks Chinese slowly and reluctantly before he can act as a translator. And the country's little prince is so proficient in Chinese that there is no obstacle to flirting. Therefore, the author speculates that the little prince was an international student sent to the Central Plains by the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom. After graduation, he returned home to inherit his ancestral business. Unfortunately, he encountered a fox demon on his way.
Child, it's really no wonder the fox demon sister, people are all about cultivating feelings, it's just the bird who doesn't know love and has no patience but only knows how to destroy. Seeing someone dig a heart, this is not to eradicate my sister's search. Love all the men on the road!
Sister Fox Demon must have discovered such a pattern, so when the masked man was in a coma, he stopped the bird's paw from reaching the latter's chest in time, but failed to stop her from ripping off other people's clothes. Well, it turned out to be a woman. Sister Fox Demon thought, anyway, Queer can't see that a man treats me well, so let's conquer this woman's heart!
And conquering the heart of Princess Jing played by Zhao Wei is actually very simple, because the heart of this infatuated woman is full of a border guard named Huo Xin (this name is very meaningful... Yuanmu...). The fox demon sister made Huo feel seductive, and tricked the princess into saying that men are all from the Appearance Association, and instigated her to change identities with herself.
I am very confused here. Zhao Wei thought, as long as she looks like Zhou Xun and is no longer restricted by her status as a princess, Chen Kun still likes it, that would be great. The author shouted secretly from the audience, not good! Do you know how easy it is to become a demon? Don't just sign a contract! Unexpectedly, Zhou Xun, adhering to the principle of honesty and trustworthiness, told Zhao Wei that if you become a demon, you have to eat people's hearts if you want to keep your skin. Zhao Wei said, in order to be with him... I can't remember the following words, because a whirlwind blew in the author's mind: What did you hear from her saying that you can be with Chen Kun! ! ! Didn't they tell you to run for your life everywhere? Didn't they tell you that you would be frozen to death soon! How can you be with him! ?
Later... the author realized that he was accidentally pure. This is not the other. What people pursue is what they once owned, just like the fox demon knows that the princess will be replaced by a barbarian who is married, and she just wants to smell the fragrance of flowers.
Maybe it's because Sister Fox Demon was so persistent that she taught her little friend Queer badly.
The monster hunter Feng Shaofeng told Queer that his blood can kill monsters. Under the guidance of the spirit that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, Quer punctured the monster hunter's wrist (the piercing was the artery where the wrist was cut. Frightened, what attitude do you have if you don't prick yourself with ten fingers!) Dab it on the back of your hand with a brush, and sure enough, the skin starts to smoke and sizzle. Queer cheered happily, I finally know what pain feels like!
I have to spit it out, the monster doesn't know that the setting of pain itself is very nonsense. Who knows that Yang Mi's next sentence I will go straight to the water: My sister told me that the feeling of love is pain.
so………………what? so what? sister paper! Love => Pain does not equal love "= Pain!
What my sister told you is that the feeling of love is pain, not that the feeling of pain is love! There are many kinds of pain! Is that love? It's a physiological response! That's the bloodline limit! That's not love! he is not that into you!
A woman in love has no brains? Only brainless women think they are in love!
To say that although Queer has no brains and her aptitude is very shallow, she can't get enough of "Yoden" (Natsume's Book of Friends?), but in the end, she saved everyone. Queer married the princess and found that the people of the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom wanted the princess not for marriage at all, but for her fiery heart! Attempting to use sorcery to revive the slave owner with good Chinese who was killed by Yang Mi at the beginning. I saw that the fox demon who turned into Zhao Wei discovered the truth of the matter, realized that she had a sadistic relationship with the prince, and was beaten and bleeding when she was excited. She stared at the red liquid and felt the pain in astonishment. this is Love.
Queer knew the truth and ran to tell Feng Shaofeng, Feng Shaofeng ran to tell Huo Xin, Huo Xin ran to find Princess Zhou Xun, who had become disgusting because she didn't eat her heart, and said, I have been seduced before, what I like is You, you are the most beautiful, in order to prove that I love your heart and not your skin... In the audience's exclamation, Chen Kun swept his eyes beautifully with a knife.
Afterwards, everyone said in unison, wouldn't that cut the nose? How did he get blinded?
Maybe this is magic...
Let's see how Queer saved the situation. When everyone came to the enemy's hometown, Fei Xiang was doing that strange ritual. Queer took the useless monster hunter (let Feng Shaofeng go!), put him in front of the archmage, and entangled himself with the archmage. Although Feng Shaofeng is a demon hunter, he has no ability and still wants to become a demon. Moreover, although Archmage Fei Xiang looks like a demon, he can speak Chinese. Therefore, Feng Shaofeng has only one result of swinging his sword, which is to be cut. The blood of the demon hunter on the knife was thrown onto Queer who wanted to attack the wizard, and Queer's body cracked like a popping candy. The archmage looked at the blood, looked at the demon, and seemed to know something accidentally (that is to say, Queer carries with him people who have no other use except to kill himself. The author pays tribute to this spirit of adventurer, Tribute to the banshee in love!)
Later, of course, Queer sacrificed for Feng Shaofeng. Sparks erupted from my body, and it is unkind to the author because I just found the MV of "firework" two days ago, so the private dubbing of this intense climax fight is Baby you are firework~come on ,show them what you are worth. make them go "oh oh oh" as you shoot across the sky-yy. I didn't expect it to be in perfect harmony with the picture. In the last sentence, Queer turned into a phoenix and soared into the sky. However, after she left, isn't Feng Shaofeng even more finished? And as simple as you and I thought she just left? Do not! When no one could stop the Archmage, Queer came back! With a group of birds that looked like crows, they swept the Archmage. One second Voldemort still had his nose, the next only his skeleton.
Great, law, teacher, quilt, bird, eat, it!
As the biggest villain, the author believes that the tragic degree of the damn method is second only to being drowned by bird shit.
Tribute to Queer once again, this is actually an inspirational story of a little demon who can't get on the "Demon Book" and turned into a phoenix. You die and live, from a parrot to a divine bird, flying freely on the moon, resisting For the love business, make them go "oh oh oh"!
The story is basically over here. I won't go into details about the delicate relationship between Zhao Wei and Zhou Xun and the beauty of the two women's pictures.
Chen Kun singled out the Heavenly Wolf Kingdom and was shocked to see the real Tank or something. You can definitely guess. But can you not fall in love when Zhou Xun's hair brushes across your face! It seems to be the credit of the shampoo, considering advertising the fragrance? In Nima's passion scene, you are more beautiful than a woman with your hair on, and you can't tell who is who. The hairstyles of the three protagonists, two men and one woman, can be the same!
As for Archmage Fei Xiang, speaking Sirius Mandarin is as mysterious and dangerous as the Phantom of a singing opera, but I laughed shamefully, thinking that Nima wouldn't speak this self-invented Harry Potter + Elf language throughout the film! But later, Fei Xiang, the part-time translator of the great master, started pretending to be a foreigner speaking Chinese, and I laughed shamefully again.
The whole film, Fei Xiang, I laughed when I saw you.
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