18 years old or older banned for slam dunk

Trevor 2022-04-19 09:03:01

Choosing to watch a movie is always made with some kind of expectation. For example, choosing to watch Lust and Caution is to look forward to Li An and his erotic standards; to choose to watch Chibi, to look forward to John Woo and the hero in our dreams; What is the expectation of watching the slam dunk? It's not so much Jay Chou, it's better to say that he is looking forward to a further interpretation of basketball that our ordinary human resources can't match. This kind of interpretation, Xingye has tried in Shaolin football, but it is very rare in a rebroadcast of a film where I will not sit in front of the TV and laugh silly with the lines back. What am I expecting? A real-life struggle to become famous? Or the anime version of YY like Slam Dunk? I can't tell the difference...



The movie's opening setting is very good, from "did deep and so much" to the old abbot himself freezing to death, if it wasn't for Jay Chou's face, it was too easy to admit mistakes, I would doubt whether it was wrong to enter the next door The lobby of Changjiang No. 7. Then, then, then, gone. The movie is over.



I remember when I was very young, before I went to primary school, my sister kept a diary, and the first piece wrote: "I got up this morning, my sister went to school, and it snowed a lot outside. I went out to see, many children were wearing climbing clothes. Take it." No more. Thinking about it now, it feels the same as watching this movie.



When I showed this diary to my mother, I couldn't write many words and used pinyin, and my mother was still very happy. But I want to write like this in my diary in the future, then it's over, it's all a running account. After watching the movie, I am still very angry. There is at least a little bit of poor suspense in the secret that Jay Chou can't tell. Why is it all running out? Later, I thought it was wrong. I made a mistake. We used to associate it with Jay Chou too closely. His director was Zhu Yanping. This guy looked through the information, and claimed that he made movies for Taiwan's underworld in the past ten years. Now let go of his hands and feet, so he slams the dunk out, but it's nothing more than that. Just like the so-called Chinese coaching staff of the Chinese national team who have remained unchanged for thousands of years, I always feel that this is not good for foreigners, that is wrong, and the whole report today and the public opinion tomorrow, I always feel that I have nowhere to show my talents, and I really went up. Dead is not generally ugly.



Since Jay Chou met Zeng Zhiwei, he fought, was expelled from the division, entered the basketball team, passed the test, came down completely, and then won the championship. As far as the plot is concerned, there is no suspense, and the level is not even as good as that of a certain door guard who knows how to release photos in batches to arouse people's appetite.



Is the end over? no. A good writer is happy to close the pen at the moment when the prince and princess hug and kiss, but the people who keep the running account obviously can't understand this. They will spare no effort to tell the whereabouts of all the guests. Wang Er walked home, Zhang San is In the car, Li Si was drunk, and vomited and listed them one by one. Then he finished his writing without finishing, thinking that the details of the record were explained. Forgot the name of the story is Snow White and not a piece of chicken feathers, and forgot that the name of the film is called Slam Dunk instead of my father and mother.



But obviously most of the people watching the movie are obviously different from my expectations. Jay Chou's kung fu performance, singing, and the cool tricks in the film are what they are happy to see. Although I alone think that Jay Chou's performance has no breakthroughs other than being cool, but in view of the frenzy around me, I still choose to keep silent. Fortunately, there are many familiar faces in the film. These old fritters rely on their own performance skills so that you will not be completely bored, and you can laugh happily or knowingly from time to time.



Therefore, if a movie is to be graded, it is recommended to add a ban on the age of 18 on the basis of the foreign grading system. Because although we don't have much opinion on adults looking at a running account written by a child, it would be very inappropriate if the running account is still charged for viewing.

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  • Maudie 2022-03-19 09:01:10

    I don't believe in Jay Chou's movies anymore. I knew that this movie was not that good, so I didn't go to the theater to watch it. The pimple performance is contrived, the editing is blunt, and the plot is garbage (is there a plot?) Bad bad bad!

  • Skylar 2022-03-19 09:01:10

    Originally, this movie was just mentally retarded, and when it was funny or not, laughing was also very good. But the whole ending is just... messy, what kind of warmth, in a sense, you can say that: you want to be a bitch, and you have to build a torii. Therefore, the standard of the whole film has been lowered a lot. Also, I've been the most impatient lately, so I have to watch movies that are loud, but not completely insincere. This movie, it can only be said that he pretended to be like, lived up to the original expectations - his expectations. I'm not talking about Jay Chou!