Many people say that it’s too boring and disappointing, but I think it’s really okay! It's much better than "The Three Kingdoms: Undressing". At least, the movie has a clear theme, the double J sparring is really fistful, and the scenery of the Yujiang Hall is so beautiful that it looks like an illusion! Moreover, the director has properly explained all the foreshadowing of the response and the answer. Coupled with the little humor that appears from time to time, I think it's worthwhile for me to rush to the subway station after get off work at 7 o'clock, collapse the subway three times, then walk 500 meters to the cinema, endure the hunger for nearly 2 hours.
Originally I wanted to write about my impressions on Friday night, but because we went to Guijie for a supper after watching the movie, and then went to Andingmen for a pedicure, it was almost 4 o’clock when we got home. It’s like me. It’s too late for people who always "go to bed at 10:30"! (Cheng Yaojin inserts a sentence: When I went to Fenghuotang for supper on Friday night, I ran into Pin Pin Ran, Master Yao and Girl Pig, Pin Pin Ran, I can see me and Hei outside of the bed at 11 o'clock in the evening. (Pita brother, I was very surprised)
Because I was too lazy, if it hadn’t been for the name "Thank Chen" mentioned in Xiaoran’s diary just now, it would bring back my memories of watching movies. , I think the afterthought of this review will be dead. Therefore, I would like to express my lofty gratitude to Lord Xiaoran.
First of all, talk about the most interesting part of the people you know.
In other words, after the peace of the world, (that is, when the film is about to end), the Jade Emperor who has practiced for 500 years and finally left the customs said to Jason: "Skywalker, you have passed through the doorless door and came here not far away, and it has been fulfilled. Mortal prophecy, now, what do you want?"
JASON said: "I just want to return to my original place." The
Jade Emperor couldn't wait to say: "Oh, great!"
Then he floated away.
At that time, the whole movie theater heard me bursting into laughter. I couldn't help but think of "Taiwan is a good place", and I couldn't control it even more.
Then, talk about the biggest suspense I guess.
It is said that Jet Li plays two roles, one is Monkey King, who was tricked by the Jade War God 500 years ago to seal the stone; the other is a silent monk, without introducing the origin, but the kung fu is very strong, and has been It is his duty to find the Golden Cudgel to rescue the Great Sage Qitian, even if he sacrifices himself.
At the climax of the film, when a group of people rushed into the Yujiang Hall, during a gang fight, the silent monk and the Yujiang God of War fought hard, and then JASON dashed around the crowd and finally got the golden hoop. Great, a stick hit it, and the Great Sage Monkey is resurrected. At this time, the silent monk was already bruised all over his body, and when he was dying, he fell at the feet of the Great Sage Qitian. At this time, my CPU was running at high speed and I blurted out: "Is he actually a piece of Monkey King's hair?" As
soon as he finished speaking, the silent version of Jet Li swallowed his last breath, then turned into a piece of hair and flew to it. Monkey King drops his hands.
The man sitting next to me exclaimed: "Really!" This buddy, probably laughed at me a hundred times in his heart just now, so he had such a fierce reaction at this moment.
I'm so proud, I can't wait to stand up and shout to the people in the cinema: "I'm too smart!" Then I laughed up to the sky 308, wow hahahaha~~~
Finally, let me talk about the failure of this movie. It was Liu Yifei's big vase, it was too big. I don't know why there is such a role at all. As a heroine, she only knows how to hold a pipa all the time, and then she says something meaningless and unintelligible. Especially after Jackie Chan was hit by an arrow and cultivated in a monastery, everyone was like an ant on a hot pot, thinking about how to save Jackie Chan. When Liu was alone with Jason, he said something like this: "I still remember the first time I saw you in the inn. You were still a panicked boy. Now, you can fight with us." Then floated. gone.
Jason was left with a confused face, and us suspicious.
Heipitai said: "The only purpose of classmate Xiao Liu's existence is to give a hosta to Skywalker. In fact, it is enough to arrange her to play at that time." (Because gods cannot be killed, only hosta can be killed. )
As for Li Bingbing, I won’t say much, it made me feel like a female ghost, especially in the end, when she wrapped her long white hair around Jackie Chan’s neck, and then pulled her hair upwards by herself. , Really scary.
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