Moon Moon, I beg you to bless me and let me grow up to be an official. I want to be a clean official and catch all corrupt officials and bad people! Rotten drums, rotten plaques, rotten yamen, call your rotten dog officials out! As an official, one should be as clear as water and as honest as a mirror. Fang Tangjing, who is not talented, is a former imperial examination person, and as a rule does not need to kneel. The kung fu that adults call "Godfather" when they meet everyone, I would like to ask for advice a long time ago. "The little 'Qi Zai' is not good. There is also Zhang Da's 'Qi Ye' (godfather), which one do you want to see?" "'Qi Ye'." "Good!" The street stone house is leased to the eleven family of Huang Lao, the benefactor. If you fail to repay your kindness, you can do so in case you don't pay the rent. The annual rent of Mr. Huang is 20 to 30 silver, and it is absolutely impossible to sublease it to others. On this basis, my children and grandchildren shall not violate it. I, Lin Dafu, rented the stone house on Dashu Street to the eleven family of Huang Lao, my benefactor. If you fail to repay the debt, you can get it back in case you don't pay the rent. Mr. Huang rents 200,000 to 300,000 silver per year, and he cannot sublease to others. On this basis, my children and grandchildren shall not violate it. Even Bao Longxing can be an official, what else can't happen? Sometimes I feel a little nauseous when I look at you for a long time. As a human being, it is better to keep a little bit while being honest. Without a corrupt official like you, we profiteers would not have a good life. This official is the number one arrester in the world, the number one master among the six gates of the capital, nicknamed "Leopard Head" - Lei Bao! His ability to wrong people is as good as yours! "Since everyone is from the same sect, let's just divide how much we scrape into two. At most, I will take the large portion, and you will take the small portion." "I want all of them!" "Is the Admiral of the Navy big?" "Older than you. Around level 20!" You beast! Come on, hit me with 12,738 big boards! Chang Wei, Master Chang is the son of the Admiral of the Navy, and Lord Chang, the Admiral of the Navy, is the righteous brother of Eunuch Li. I have now become an official who sees money as dung as clear as water and as bright as a mirror. Come, lean on the pillar and be a "pillar (office) man"! On behalf of the Chang family, I sued Mrs. Qi Qin for failing to seduce Mr. Chang Wei; the second sued the county magistrate Bao Longxing for corruption and wrongful justice, and the third sued Mrs. Qi Qin for poisoning her husband and family! Once the golden wind and jade dew meet, they are even better than countless people in the world. If the two loves are for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening? My lord, my family has been an official for three generations, and I know that the officialdom relies on the word wronged, but this time you have been wronged too much! Feel free to add any crime you want to me. In fact, I also really want to go down early to reunite with my husband. They said that you colluded with Jiangyang thieves, sold arms, pushed an old woman into the sea, and raped a sow. Corrupt officials want to be wicked, and honest officials want to be even more wicked. Otherwise, how can they deal with those bad people? This Shangfang sword, go up Kill the king, and kill the slanderer. "May I ask the girl's name?" "Wu Haoti (don't mention it)." "Then who are you?..." "Wu Guangde (can't tell)." "Where can you go?" Wherever it goes." When the moon is brightest and roundest, you tell it your wish, and it will surely come true. "You go to the capital to report to the imperial court, be careful in everything, and think of me all the time." "You are performing arts everywhere, remember to wear more clothes, and think of me day and night, you know?" ... "No Pick up girls!" "Don't seduce men!" Next spring will be the time when we will meet again! Why do good people never live long? This time, I finally "hold the clouds and see the moon". ... It turned out to be "the night of the dark moon and the wind." "I can't wait to use the heads of his father and son to wipe the shit!" "Let me wipe it after you wipe it." "You wipe it back to me, and I wipe it again!" Want to sue me? Even if the Emperor Lao Tzu comes, he can't help me! How can anyone come to a brothel just to eat? You gave birth to a son without an ass, your father sells an ass, you have a rotten ass, and you only eat chicken ass! My father died when I was three years old, my father died when I was four years old, my father died when I was five, six, seven, and eight years old. If you have the guts to take a man out, I have the guts to hook him up! You dare to catch me, I dare to enjoy! You are not good at being a human being, you are not good at being a ghost, and your reincarnation is unclear. You will definitely have a pineapple heart in your next life! I am empty, I am lonely, I am cold! "Facing those stinky men all day, there is no one to talk to." "I am also a stinky man." "You are not very stinky." I just want a man who is not very annoying to give me a little warmth. You eat me, live with me, pull me, sleep with me, and soak my girl, are you still human? You are more beautiful without makeup, and it is better to be a ghost than a human. I am so popular that you are dizzy, and I am a ghost to scare your soul away! "But Ruyan doesn't sell her art." "I've finished playing with her. If I don't give her money, it's not a sale." . "Your Majesty, may I ask the villain to throw the knife blindfolded before throwing it?" "Are you used to throwing flying knives with your eyes blindfolded?" "No, because the villain will faint when he sees blood." Bao Longxing, I will designate you as the Eight Houses The patrol case, together with Lord Admiral and Lord Shang Shu, will be tried by three divisions for the massacre of Qi's family! Leopard head, I entitle you to protect the Eight Palaces for life, wise and martial, master master master master master! "Your Majesty, may I ask how many officials are in the Eight Houses Patrol?" "First-rank!" "Today's rules are It's not allowed to speak foul language, not allowed to talk about people's father and mother, not allowed to talk about sexual organs. " "I'm a patrol of the Eight Houses, you have to give me some privileges." " " I am also very embarrassed , at most let you mention ' old mother ' . " "Just mention your mother!" " (down...) Today, as a patrol of the Eight Houses, I will retry the case. Before I tell you, you come out and ask me to scold you. Are you being cheap? Are you? You said yourself, are you being cheap?" If you don't pass on you, stand up. If you are either guilty of being a thief, or you have shit on your body. "Everyone heard it, he told me to fight, and I did it. "I've never heard of a hobby like him in my life." "It may be that the villain has made a mistake, my lord. " "Remember? You made a mistake a few months ago, and you make a mistake now? Do you always remember wrong? "This is the yellow jacket given to you by Lafayette. When you put it on, no one can beat you except the emperor. Master Shang Shu is really clever. You can go wherever the wind blows. I really admire it. Lord Buddha should be respected in your heart. Talking about her all day long like you will only degrade her status. Your mother raised you hard, but you went to be an eunuch, which is not filial. You don't respect Lord Buddha. , is infidelity. What are you doing here, you unfaithful and unfilial dead shemale? As an inspector of the Eight Houses, I am the biggest in this court. Standing here, how dare you sit, and I won't scold you for who? Long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have killed myself! You are amazing, you take off your pants to sleep, and you have ass marks all over your body, you deserve to be stabbed by a stick! Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, I have never heard I said that there is a sword of Shangfang, what kind of sword are you? After finishing her that night, I said that I have it the next day. How fast is that? Close the door and let the dog go! With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you I can have today's achievements, thanks to the emperor's support, I miss him very much. Fortunately, I have a collection of the emperor's dragon underwear, smell it, my spirit is full; wiggle. It's not a guilty conscience, it's just shit. "Everyone heard it. He asked me to fight, and I did it." "I've never heard of a hobby like his in my life." "Maybe the villain remembered it wrong, my lord." "Remember? You remembered it wrong a few months ago, and now you remember it wrong? Do you always remember it wrong?" This is the yellow jacket given to you by Lafayette, and when you put it on, no one can beat you except the emperor. Lord Shang Shu is really clever, you can fall wherever the wind blows. I really admire him. Lafayette should be respected in the heart, talking about it all day like you will only degrade her identity. Your mother has worked hard to raise you, but you go to be a eunuch, you are not filial. If you don't respect Lafayette, you are disloyal. What are you doing here, you unfaithful dead shemale? As an inspector of the Eight Palaces, I am the biggest in this court. You are a mere five-rank official, the internal affairs chief, who came to listen. I'm standing here, you dare to sit, I don't scold you, who? You lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle nose, splayed eyebrows, wind-catching ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, dimple neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have Suicide! You're awesome, you take off your pants and sleep with ass marks all over your body, you deserve to be stabbed by the stick! Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, I have never heard of any Shangfang sword. What kind of sword is this? After finishing her that night, the next day said there was, how fast? Close the door, let the dog go! With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you. I can have today's achievements, thanks to the emperor's support, I miss him very much. Fortunately, I have a collection of the emperor's dragon panties. I smell it, and I am full of energy; shake it to activate my muscles and bones; lick it, it will not be scattered everywhere. It's not a guilty conscience, it's just shit. "Everyone heard it. He asked me to fight, and I did it." "I've never heard of a hobby like his in my life." "Maybe the villain remembered it wrong, my lord." "Remember? You remembered it wrong a few months ago, and now you remember it wrong? Do you always remember it wrong?" This is the yellow jacket given to you by Lafayette, and when you put it on, no one can beat you except the emperor. Lord Shang Shu is really clever, you can fall wherever the wind blows. I really admire him. Lafayette should be respected in the heart, talking about it all day like you will only degrade her identity. Your mother has worked hard to raise you, but you go to be a eunuch, you are not filial. If you don't respect Lafayette, you are disloyal. What are you doing here, you unfaithful dead shemale? As an inspector of the Eight Palaces, I am the biggest in this court. You are a mere five-rank official, the internal affairs chief, who came to listen. I'm standing here, you dare to sit, I don't scold you, who? You lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle nose, splayed eyebrows, wind-catching ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, dimple neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have Suicide! You're awesome, you take off your pants and sleep with ass marks all over your body, you deserve to be stabbed by the stick! Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, I have never heard of any Shangfang sword. What kind of sword is this? After finishing her that night, the next day said there was, how fast? Close the door, let the dog go! With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you. I can have today's achievements, thanks to the emperor's support, I miss him very much. Fortunately, I have a collection of the emperor's dragon panties. I smell it, and I am full of energy; shake it to activate my muscles and bones; lick it, it will not be scattered everywhere. I'm standing here, you dare to sit, I don't scold you, who? You lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle nose, splayed eyebrows, wind-catching ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, dimple neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have Suicide! You're awesome, you take off your pants and sleep with ass marks all over your body, you deserve to be stabbed by the stick! Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, I have never heard of any Shangfang sword. What kind of sword is this? After finishing her that night, the next day said there was, how fast? Close the door, let the dog go! With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you. I can have today's achievements, thanks to the emperor's support, I miss him very much. Fortunately, I have a collection of the emperor's dragon panties. I smell it, and I am full of energy; shake it to activate my muscles and bones; lick it, it will not be scattered everywhere. I'm standing here, you dare to sit, I don't scold you, who? You lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle nose, splayed eyebrows, wind-catching ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, dimple neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have Suicide! You're awesome, you take off your pants and sleep with ass marks all over your body, you deserve to be stabbed by the stick! Since the founding of the Qing Dynasty, I have never heard of any Shangfang sword. What kind of sword is this? After finishing her that night, the next day said there was, how fast? Close the door, let the dog go! With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you. I can have today's achievements, thanks to the emperor's support, I miss him very much. Fortunately, I have a collection of the emperor's dragon panties. I smell it, and I am full of energy; shake it to activate my muscles and bones; lick it, it will not be scattered everywhere.
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