so funny

Roderick 2022-04-24 07:01:24

1. As soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei calling Laifu.

Second, Chang Wei, you still said that you don't know martial arts?

3. You are promising: They said that you seduced Jiangyang thieves, sold arms, pushed an old woman into the sea, and raped a sow. Bao Longxing: I definitely did not rape a sow. Youwei: They are going to frame you. You are dead, so I discussed it with grandpa. Before you die, you need to save some space for us, so I found a yellow flower girl to come in and breed with you. Ruhua, hurry... Bao Longxing: Ruhua, is it really you? Ruhua: Not me, who else? Don't waste time, come on.

Fourth, you are an intersex rotten ass.

5. You are lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would Suicide already.

6. Ruyan: I am empty, lonely, and cold. Bao Longxing: It's not that serious, is it? Ruyan: Facing those stinky men all day, none of them can talk to each other. Bao Longxing: I am also a stinky man. Ruyan: You are not very stinky. Bao Longxing: That's true. Ruyan: Hug me. Bao Longxing: Do you need it? Ruyan: I won't lie to you, I just want a man who is not very annoying and give me a little warmth. Bao Longxing: Really not. Ruyan: Treat it as a good deed.

7. She said that it was too hard to cook chickens, and she was not interested in doing it. I just comforted her. You are also a chicken, or an old hen. Have you ever felt empty, lonely and cold?

8. How do you tan yourself like an African chicken?

Nine, I want it all.

10. Corrupt officials want to cheat, and honest officials even more want to cheat. Only in this way can corrupt officials be cured.

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