A movie you can watch a hundred times - Jiupin Sesame Official
There are a lot of movies, you should watch them twice when you grow up
Jiupin Sesame Official is a movie that I have been deeply impressed by since elementary school. I like it very much. I will watch it when I grow up. The laughs are dense and classic, and the practical significance is still very deep. In my heart, it is the best movie of Xingye. Worth a nine.
Lian is poor. Although it is not perfect, it has a deep meaning. Typical of Chinese officialdom films
Wishes can only be made to the moon
Xiaobao Longxing's ideal: Moon Moon, I beg you to bless me, let me grow up to be an official. I want to be a clean official and catch all corrupt officials and bad people!
Conversation between Zhong Liti and the fugitive Xingye on the roof: When I was a child, I made a wish to the moon and wanted to be a good official, but when I grew up, I realized that being a good official is not so easy, and the worst thing is that even a corrupt official can’t be done)
Bad people are wicked, good people need to be more wicked than bad people
Without a corrupt official like you, we profiteers would not have a good life.
Famous mouths (quarrels) are real skills all the time, and the power of language is both good and evil.
Your lord is so powerful~ This method of slaughtering is really applicable to human beings for thousands of years.
Collecting money and handling cases is a dog official, condemned by conscience, and the gnashing of teeth is just right.
Everyone has the desire to be a corrupt official, but not necessarily the ability to be a corrupt official. The two treasures in Daming, Zheng Bichang and He Maocai, are good hands for corrupt officials. They can only save money with all their might in the end. was ruthlessly abandoned.
Catch the leopard's head: What are you doing? I asked you to take people. What do you mean by putting a mouse in? Don't be afraid that I will put a snake in and kill the mouse for you.
In the court, each has its own master. My lord, my family has been an official for three generations, and I know that the officialdom relies on the word wronged, but this time you have been wronged too much!
As soon as I entered the back garden of Qi's house, I saw Chang Wei biting Laifu
Bao Longxing: My lord, I am willing to be a tainted witness.
Feel free to add any crime you want to me. In fact, I also really want to go down early to reunite with my husband.
They said that you colluded with Jiangyang thieves, sold arms, pushed an old woman into the sea, and raped a sow.
Life is not for nothing, all your experiences will help you one day in the future. The experience of performing arts and brothels played a big role in Bao Longxing's handling of the case, so never complain for a long time. send.
People must have a bottom line and a backbone. Civil servants in Daming are thinking about danger, thinking about retreat, and thinking about change. Bao Longxing: You must never take it for the first time. You would rather die than be a beggar.
The purpose of clearing up is the real face. Cai Shaofen: Let's close our eyes and guess... You don't have a dime on you, yet you dare to come to Piaoxiangyuan.
I am empty, I am lonely, I am cold!
The quarrel between Pomegranate sister and Bao Longxing: I like to watch the quarrel between Pomegranate sister and Xingye in the brothel the most hahaha, you are more beautiful without makeup, and it is better to be a ghost than a human, (this stinky brat is really fucking arguing strong enough)
The emperor is also a mother and a boy. The assistant minister is here. He must have dropped his pants just now.
Double Standard Moment: Beasts, almost making up a table of mahjong
Your Majesty, can the villain be thrown blindfolded? "
"Are you used to throwing throwing knives blindfolded?"
"No, because the villain will faint when he sees blood."
Bao Longxing, I will designate you as a patrol of the Eight Houses, together with Lord Admiral and Lord Shang Shu, the three divisions will try the Qi family annihilation massacre!
Leopard head, I entitle you to protect the Eight Palaces for life, wise and martial, master master master master master!
"Your Majesty, may I ask how many officials are in the Eight Palaces Patrol Press?"
"One product!"
"Today's rule is that you are not allowed to speak foul language, you are not allowed to talk about your parents, and you are not allowed to talk about sexual organs."
"I'm an inspector of the Eight Houses, you have to give me some privileges."
"I'm also very embarrassed, at most let you mention 'old mother'."
"Just mention your mother!"
(fall……)
Fang Tangjing: Is that all right? how is it? I jumped out again, I stood back again, what, what, what, I jumped out again, hit me, idiot.
(Chow Xingchi and Wu Mengda enter and fight.)
Zhou Xingchi: Everyone heard it, he told me to beat me.
Wu Mengda: I have never heard such a request in my life.
Lafayette should be respected in the heart, talking about it all day like you will only degrade her identity.
Your mother has worked hard to raise you, but you go to be a eunuch, you are not filial. If you don't respect Lafayette, you are disloyal. What are you doing here, you unfaithful dead shemale?
As an inspector of the Eight Palaces, I am the biggest in this court. You are a mere five-rank official, the internal affairs chief, who came to listen. I'm standing here, you dare to sit, I don't scold you, who?
You lemon head, mouse eyes, eagle nose, splayed eyebrows, wind-catching ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, dimple neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have Suicide!
Eunuch Li: Tang Jing, the party who came to Fu, gave and received privately, and they should all be beheaded and slapped. (Abandon ruthlessly, avoid involving big melons)
You use the sword of the previous dynasty to kill the officials of this dynasty!
Ending: With your wisdom it's hard for me to explain to you
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