I can't even vomit the short reviews.

Kelsie 2022-04-24 07:01:25


Shooting the sets, lines and characters that are intentional and contrived in modern times,
Shu Qi's silver-cutting = = Does the style in the play think that he is China's Lola?
The light work and gunshot wounds that go against the laws of nature, did you forget that the film is set in 1988 instead of 1688? How can the protagonist still have light power, cheating ghosts? After the explosion, the fire will stick to the buttocks, so there will be no burns.
The facially paralyzed Bei Noi and the Japanese girl with a flat face and a fucking expression, do Japanese girls have to wear sailor suits + Harajuku hair dyeing! ? Who stipulated?
Overseas Falun Gong practitioners have penetrated into the grasslands of our country, and they have really gone extinct when they are the police.
Aunt Xiaoqing, is your wig Ji Jie from the sixth cosplay group and Kuira from 101 Dalmatians? Is the bald head shape cosplaying tennis to support the Chinese tennis cause? And the clothes of the group of people around you, are they cosplay Death Eaters?
There are always Death Eaters who are killed by various organs in the tomb because they are disobedient, because the director just wants to show you: You see, I have done special effects here, are you awesome? Scream! You praise me for being the conscience of Chinese special effects! compliment me compliment me!
For the sake of so-called humor, a few very out of place lines that are very confusing, I will not give a chestnut, too many. It makes me embarrassed to have advanced cancer.
Who else can explain this film besides saying that it is the tomb of the Khitan princess, where are the Khitan elements appearing in the whole tomb? This baby does not understand.
How did it become the Titanic at the end, Ben Bao still doesn't understand why it was arranged like this.
The only advantage is that there are only a few shots in Beibi, otherwise I don't know how bad it can be.

This film tells us that it is useless to collect the number of movie stars and queens in a movie, and the original novel is useless no matter how attractive it is. How much lard is put on Shu Qi's lips, no matter how big Xiaoqing's eyes are, and how much hyaluronic acid is injected on Xiaoqing's face, it still looks like a piece of shit. This motherfucker is a ghost blowing a lamp, and it has become an adventure in the center of the earth. If you can, why don't you come out with a few dinosaurs?

I never fucking thought I'd write a movie review for this type of movie, but the short reviews are so bad. One word: 7.9 rating, are you all blind? How fooled are the audiences today?

Finally, I boast that it is a tomb robbery online drama that is stronger than the nine-story demon tower. Just be strong, limited! Ah! Ah!


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Mojin: The Lost Legend quotes

  • Hu Bayi: No matter how dangerous, I'm going to get you out.

  • Shirley Yang: You know that seeing is not believing. What you believe to be true is not determined by your eyes but your brain.