Please don't underestimate a fat man's first love

Bo 2022-04-21 09:03:41

Almost all youth movies are telling us a truth, beautiful people have youth. But puberty is something everyone has, and the emotion of a young deer sprouting with a spring heart is not based on the value of a person's appearance.

For example, our comrade Wang Kaixuan, although seeing Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang developing a revolutionary friendship in the cause of tomb robbing, his love has never been opened, he is like a budding The big peony flower, the most beautiful true love is still waiting for the destined person!

But he has a first love.

First love, everyone has it, the only difference is that the other party ignores you. Unfortunately, Comrade Wang Kaixuan belongs to the kind of person who is not well taken care of by the other party. Rao is so, Ding Sitian is still the first love he has remembered for 20 years. Those white and neat teeth are pure and natural, and they are the most beautiful flowers on the grassland.

But in an accident, Comrade Ding Sitian unfortunately passed away. Before her death, Wang Kaixuan had promised her that he would definitely find the mysterious other side flower to show her. This promise has been buried in Wang Kaixuan's heart for a long time. Finally, one day, in the United States, he saw the pattern of the other side of the flower and remembered the painful past.

He told himself that he had to fulfill Ding Sitian's wish and fulfill his original promise. Wang Kaixuan remembered the years when he was an educated youth, Ding Sitian's smiling face, and his first love has sprung up again. So Wang Kaixuan accepted the employment. He actually didn't care what the "Global Mining" was doing. But he is tired of the United States, tired of his mediocre life, and tired of being chased by the immigration bureau every day.

His brother, another comrade of Ding Sitian, Hu Bayi did not follow. Wang Kaixuan wanted to call him, but he was fascinated by an American girl and fell into the trap of capitalism completely, which made Wang Kaixuan very angry. Because he doesn't know how to assign gold to acupoints, he can only take one step at a time.

He is not the protagonist, nor is his companion rubbing his golden teeth beside him. Touching his stomach, Wang Kaixuan understood that it was difficult for him to become the protagonist, but he wanted to find the other side of the flower and fulfill his promise to Xiao Ding. Although in the United States, he also decided to wash his hands in a golden basin, but that was drunken nonsense, and besides the Atlantic Ocean... The grandfather may not have really received his resignation letter.

But when he got to the tomb, Wang Kaixuan was really a little panicked. Let the accompanying people do not move and they are not indiscriminate, and as a result, a strange ash wrapped in poison emerges. That poison will not only cause death, but also turn the dead into zombies. Wang Kaixuan estimated that he was going to end himself, and it was possible to lose Half-Life here. He was a little frustrated - the promises of the socialist girl were not fulfilled, and the capitalist girl's thigh was not touched. In this life, fat man, what the hell is going on!

However, at a critical moment, Hu Bayi appeared, brought his own girl, and saved Wang Kaixuan's life. Hu Bayi, no matter how he fights, his hair is the same as that of kavin who went to the barber shop. Wang Kaixuan knew that people with such attributes had the aura of the protagonist. He can settle everything.

But then they got rid of the bad guys who were talking about it, but Hu Bayi just wanted to go out. Wang Kaixuan was upset, very upset. Hu Bayi didn't know what he had at all. Xiaoding liked him more, but Hu Bayi didn't grab Ding Sitian's hand; powerful. But now Hu Bayi says he wants to leave. He, who has the aura of the protagonist, never knows how important first love is to a fat man who plays a supporting role!

Fortunately, in the end, Wang Kaixuan still found the other side flower, and it was found by accident when he and Da Jinya were fighting. Wang Kaixuan felt that it was God who wanted to help him, and Hu Bayi couldn't do anything, and he had to rely on the fat man to hit the shit luck to fulfill Xiaoding's wish.

Once again the other side flower blooms, another appearance appears, and he is about to get Xiao Ding's other side flower.

But Hu Bayi succeeded first. He got the other side flower and met Ding Sitian in a hallucination. In a 2-hour movie, there is only one time, and only this time, the 36d brain hole belongs only to the protagonist. Wang Kaixuan, the man who made up his mind to find the other side of the flower from the very beginning of the movie, this man who still retains the most innocent boyish feelings... In the end, he lost.

The flowers on the other side are gone, and Wang Kaixuan's first love is over.

He finally understood that he was only a supporting role, and an angel with half wings was destined to not be able to fly. Holding the big golden teeth, he thought as he rolled in the coffin, the first love is nothing, if he can survive this time, he must go back to Beijing and go to Donglaishun to eat some warm mutton.

This is his life.

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Mojin: The Lost Legend quotes

  • Hu Bayi: No matter how dangerous, I'm going to get you out.

  • Shirley Yang: You know that seeing is not believing. What you believe to be true is not determined by your eyes but your brain.