With no skills, Fatty and Hu Ba, who "haven't showered since the golden pot", can only be reduced to selling Panjiayuan's hot money on the street. And three meters away from them, Beyonce's husband JAY-Z is taking some brothers and twisting the American Emperor Yangko next to them.
The words are divided into two parts. It's just that the fat man's action of lifting his coat and revealing X is too indecent. He looks like a bird-like ghost who specializes in blocking little girls in the middle of the night. As the incarnation of justice, the female police officer can't let this familiar and wretched action be ignored. , After quickly revealing his identity, a string of men in black transitioned from "All Acceleration", opening the capture mode that you can see in any movie.
Of course, neither Hu Ba nor Fatty are the like-minded people like Chen Ou, and Xue Li Yang, who is wearing the halo of the imperial concubine, is also very calm at this time and leaves the pickup truck to save the field. She should have forgotten herself in the world. The oath of "one man, no one of his kind".
After being rescued, the three had a brief and friendly meeting. At the meeting, the three had a heated discussion on whether to carry forward the excavator business. However, since ancient times, long-term separation must be together, and long-term cooperation must be separated. In interpersonal relationships, the Iron Triangle is often the most trouble-prone existence. Fatty was heartbroken over his lover Hu Ba's behavior in the capitalist quagmire, and the three parted ways. Xue Li Yang secretly rejoiced, when she sneaked to Hu Ba's apartment the next day to start a hehehehe-style discussion. But Fatty interjected at an inopportune moment, saying that he was sponsored by the sponsor to return to China to continue his search for dragons. In order to tempt Hu Ba, he also brought news of Hu Ba's first love, Ding Sitian.
Two men and one woman are in love with each other in Inner Mongolia. Fleeing in the sea of fire, gays live forever.
After listening to Hu Ba's first love story, Xue Li Yang should be envious from the bottom of her heart. You must know that the educated youth at that time were more open than they are now. In Yan'an, the revolutionary base area, as long as the two of them looked at each other, they could go straight into the grass, hehe, how can I sleep with you now that my mother is drunk.
In a word, I want to sleep with you, what does it have to do with you.
"A man's heart knot, it is impossible to have him completely without getting rid of it." After finishing this bowl of Lu Qi brand chicken soup, Xue Li Yang followed Hu Ba to Inner Mongolia - the place where Hu Ba, Fatty, and Ding Sitian are in love with each other in Inner Mongolia.
The gold master behind the fat man is a gang of men in black called the Global Mining Group. With a paralysis ring and hyaluronic acid all over her face, Grandma Liu Xiaoqing successfully became the president of the group, and she was accompanied by a Japanese girl in the standard version of "Kill Bill" and an American who participated in the Chinese Bridge.
She is also doing the same deceptive activities as a qigong master. Grandma Xiaoqing, who can't turn an empty pot into a snake. Actually, I want to give a negative score, and as a big bad guy produced on an assembly line, she also has the concept of the world of bad people. Values: The world is going to end, and I am here to save the world. (I personally think that it may be more practical to pray for eternal youth without having to supplement with hyaluronic acid.)
The modern equipment of the group and the brainwashing method of the group are very effective. It didn’t take a few bundles of explosives to go to the grave. After eating a meal of "Zongzi Noodle Steamed Pork", the Americans who were eager to rush the announcement quickly received the lunch.
Hu Ba, Xue Li Yang (look at the protagonist's halo on my head) and Fatty also joined together. The background music at this time should be "We are a lucky and happy family.
Use the gossip to find the dragon easily and quickly to finish the two graveyards. After closing, the three of them turned on the memory mode, which included remorse, deceit, muscle weakness, Thomas 360 long jump, etc. The final conclusion was: women just have no resistance to flowers, especially those flowers that cannot be picked. It's about killing people (the next door should be invited to play, and the story ends): It turns out that Fatty came back to fulfill a promise to Ding Sitian.
Well, let's move on. The wages haven't been received yet.
The three led the crowd to the final stage: the iron coffin of the other side flower. After opening the coffin, it was discovered that the other side flower turned out to be the Wannian Pu'er tea cake held by the female corpse. Once the
picture was back, it was this Pu'er who brought back the souls of the Japanese devils. .This thing can not stay!!!!!!
Since I can't keep it, just break the cake and make tea. Saying that Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive, the Pu'er tea cake probably sensed its own crisis, released the red light of the universe, and brought to life all the dead things nearby, such as horse demons and so on, even the "Lord of the Rings" Gulu for a while. Come to join the show, when the male protagonist jumped over to grab the tea cake, he wanted to jump up and grab the male protagonist (bah, I think beautifully).
Pu-erh tea cakes deserve to have a history of thousands of years, and they are indeed refined. It's too late to say that, the tea cakes have become Ding Sitian's appearance, painted with coquettish Kazilan big eyes makeup, want to use hehehe The solution is to persuade Hu Ba.
"If you smash it, you will never see me again."
"She used her own death to keep us alive."
This is probably the most honest male protagonist I have ever seen. No need to persuade, root is Miaohong. If it were put in a Korean drama, it would have run for at least one season.
After smashing the tea cake, Gulu left, and Ma Yao left. The surviving grandma Xiaoqing began to imitate the "American Horror Story" Supreme Aunt Lan who lost her hair quickly, revealing a few hairs and a marinated head, and also received a lunch.
Amitabha, bless this international old man who can speak Japanese, English, Chinese and Sichuan dialect.
The story finally came to an end, the three of them got on the Coffin Express, forcibly got on the bus first and then made up the ticket, kicked others off their seats, and finally escaped from Ascension.
Why didn't I mention the big golden teeth from the beginning to the end, because this is the ugliest dress I have ever seen Xia Yu wear. Ha ha.
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