Being a pen pal is hard, being a lesbian is even harder

Iva 2022-10-19 21:50:00

It may be because the film industry has been sprayed too much in recent years, so this time the film industry has joined forces with the East Evil, West Poison, South Emperor, North Beggar, and Shaolin Wudang Tathagata Jesus to make such a film that tests our audience's culture. Looking at the ordinary Shanghai people who communicated in English in the 1990s, well, I admit that I, who have never passed CET 6 until now, really feel inferior and plan to go back to my hometown to farm after graduating from a doctorate. Because since this film, I can't even read Chinese movies without subtitles.
This film mainly describes the story of two chivalrous pen pals in ancient times. Although this story is sci-fi to the point where a matchmaker goes to teach lesbian culture, there is no doubt that today, when Confucius was erected in Tiananmen Square, the plot of preaching, teaching and solving puzzles is very the main theme and has been eagerly received by the masses of the people. Good reviews.
Well, let’s continue to retell this story. A long, long time ago, there were two female pen pals. They mastered a script for writing secret books of martial arts. Of course, the director’s setting was that this script would always scold him. The audience of sb can't understand it. They use this text to connect and write the results of their discussion of martial arts on their fans.
But their research results are as anti-human as the sunflower collection, so they were stigmatized as lesbians and forced to cut off their exchanges. Therefore, the two imagined that they could travel to modern times. Modern Shanghai is a woman who accepts lesbians. City.
Then, after two hours of calling in my heart, they succeeded, two lesbians who were embroidering, and traveled to modern Shanghai.
However, modern times are extremely dangerous. Although they used the anti-human magic to rejuvenate their youth and went to school to learn a lot of modern survival skills, one of them was hit by a car while learning to ride a bicycle and died. Another, in order to save her, began to look through her diary in order to find the secret fan that instinctively brought the dead back to life.
Then it was a long search process, and finally, I finally found the fan in the locker of a bathhouse.
In the end, two people lay on the bed, hand in hand and practiced the Dafa of bringing back the dead. Two people have only one life, so to save the other one can only sacrifice the life of the one, but the other does not want to be resurrected like this, and the life is between the two. Passing around, the eyes of the two people closed and opened alternately, and then the picture turned white and the curtain ended.
I'll give this movie 40 points. I could have given a passing score of 60 points, but the two pen pals didn't kiss, so I deducted 20 points. Well, I admit that my quality is low, I haven't watched AV for a long time, so I linked the score to kissing.

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Snow Flower and the Secret Fan quotes

  • Lily: Has Madame Wang found you a match, Snow Flower?

    Snow Flower: [only smiles]

    Lily: What about the bed business? Mama has never said anything to me.

    Snow Flower: It cannot be as hard as embroidery or cleaning.

  • [last lines]

    Nina: So many years without you... this is my penance. If you will come back to me, I will never leave you. Never again. And we will be sisters for ten thousand years.

    Sophia: [eyes slowly open, groggily]