Don't lie? Omg! How could my daughter marry such an idiot... "Honey, why are you here now?" "What should I say... I went to see my mistress just now." Why do you always like to say things that don't match your age ? Gas can be born slowly, but sex cannot be pushed. It's possible to get pregnant today. The body temperature rises, and there is a lot of water below. "Do you have any recommendations?" "Do you really want to enjoy food?" "Yes." "Then I suggest you change restaurants." Women always prefer dark-skinned men. "She might make your blood pressure go up suddenly." "The doctor advised me to exercise more." She wanted real men, not idiots who only do housework. When a woman starts to tire, marriage is in danger. The perfect cheating can save many marriages. Did I hear it right? Are you trying to persuade me to cheat on your daughter? I promised her at the time that if she was with me, her life would be full of passion. "Did the table clean?" "Cleaned." "Where's the chair?" "Cleaned it an hour ago." "Then clean it again." "Why? No one sits again." "Maybe they didn't sit because they didn't clean it. Clean." Rudolph is overconfident, I prefer "dumb". I was wearing nothing and she was holding a pair of scissors... My "good record" for 35 years. If I made a fuss every time he cheated on me, I'd be exhausted! He's just an ordinary person, what else can you expect from him? It's not his fault that his actions depend entirely on the "compass" between his legs. He never said to me, "Marta, come with me and show you what I've accomplished! You can hear how people scream with fear and joy." Much more useful than "make men feel guilty". If a man doesn't feel guilty, he will buy you a Valentino leather bag? It doesn't matter which woman he is chasing, what matters is who he will end up with in the end. I don't want to cheat because there is no one waiting for me to go home. You are just buying food, do you need to drive such a good car? Where did you learn endurance? Tennis lessons? Liaring to a wife is like walking in a minefield, one wrong move is the end of the game. She'll cut your penis, stuff it into a meat grinder, make a burger, and let you serve it to your guests. Thank you for the gift, but you underestimated my bust size, size up a bit... "He's big enough to be her grandpa, he might have a heart attack." "It's okay, she has a lot of CPR experience." You What have you been doing while playing tennis with Pepa? ? Pick up the ball? They get along very well, as if they had known each other for a long time. Now every time after sex with you, the first thing I hear is always - "Did you see my socks?" She needs someone who is watching her all the time. "What are we celebrating?" "Celebrating our 2431st day together." "Rudolph, I have to thank you again, you took it all." "How can you be so sure that the child isn't mine?" If you follow the rules, you will never enjoy the joy of life.
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