Let the kid take a cup, and then pour water for him. The water will not stop when the water is full, the kid said anxiously, you can pour it when the water is full. Jackie Chan said, you also know that the water can't be poured in when it is full. There are so many messy things in your mind, and they are all full. How can I teach you? You need to empty your cup, pour out the water in your cup. Then the little kid looked confused and poured out the water Jackie Chan had just boiled, and almost did not do the fire that was so hard to build. Jackie Chan calmly said it's hopeless, and then became lonely. Hidden into the night.
When I saw this episode in the movie theater, I laughed ostentatiously. After I finished laughing, I realized that I was basically the only one laughing, and the old beauties around me were as steady as a mountain. I can't help but think, is it true that the old beauty of a movie theater can't realize that empty your cup doesn't mean empty your cup? Is it really that stupid?
Well, I have always used the worst malice to speculate on old beauties.
Before I went to the movie, I didn't report much hope for this film, mainly because I wanted to see how wonderful Yuan Baye + Jet Li + Jackie Chan would be in the fight. When the opening captions came out, I began to expect Jackie Chan to play Jet Li or vice versa, but I didn't expect the surprise to come too quickly, and the two eldest brothers really started fighting. But this surprise was so fast. Soon the director seemed to forget why they were fighting, so he hurriedly started to satisfy my YY. Boss, you are making a movie, not a martial arts conference. Even cheeky said Jet Li is a "silent monk"-he didn't say a word before the fight, and laughed happily after the fight. Did he dare to deliberately not speak to cause a misunderstanding in a fight?
The screenwriter's head was obviously kicked by a hoofed animal.
But having said that, apart from the causes and consequences of mental retardation, Jet Li can score 90 points in the scene of Jackie Chan. This trio is still very enjoyable, drunk boxing, Arhat boxing, tiger boxing (I am not a relevant professional, I only know that there is a tiger and crane double shape, but the move of Jackie Chan clearly only has tigers and no cranes)... and many more. The most impressive thing is that when two people are entangled on a stick, it is the same thing as a small grappling hand. It is not fancy at all. There is not a lot of wire hanging, and there is no exaggerated internal force. It really has the feeling of Hong Kong nostalgic kung fu movies, and it can keep up with the aesthetics of modern kung fu movies. In short, it is one word: enjoyable!
But then again, now it's only three or four hours before I finish watching that movie, and this is the only one I can remember clearly. Not exactly, there is another, the American kid kid K dropped the last big Boss. It is really magical, invisible and invisible. A poisonous hairpin can get the Boss in one move, and the Monkey King is on the side. It must be admirable. However, the director just buried a lot of foreshadowings for the hairpin before, and it made me very clear that I saw the hairpin that is not very long, blunt and super blunt a few times, this one is very blunt, very blunt, and super blunt. What kind of internal force was the hairpin to pierce the thick armor of the Boss body? Is that American kid, like classmate Zhou Xingxing, a century-old wizard who has a bright light from Tianling Gai? And based on the total length of the hairpin, the estimated thickness of the armor on the Boss, and the length of the length of the hairpin exposed after the hairpin is pierced in, can the hairpin touch the Boss's flesh? I am skeptical about this issue.
Okay, I admit that I am very critical, but when I saw a group of four people passing through the brothel is the bamboo forest (!), passing through the desert is the Peach Blossom Island, I really can't bear it. This is the case for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder, sorry.
In addition, everyone should read the Mandarin version, otherwise when you see the Jade Emperor, Monkey King and the abbot in Shaolin Temple all speak English, I promise you will collapse.
Also, who TM told me that classmate Liu Yifei gave the first kiss on the screen in this movie, which made me worry that such a watery girl would be ruined by the stinky mouth of US imperialism, and as a result, I didn’t even hold a hand. ……(It was still taken but it was cut off?)
Hollywood raped Mulan once, played Wu Chengen again, and molested the white-haired witch by the way (Li Bingbing looks good, and the acting is okay, um), I seem to hear Feng Xiaogang's arrogant roar at the beginning of "Kung Fu" Dao: Who else? !
Well, what everyone can balance is that they are ruining Dragon Ball. The only advantage of finding a yellow-haired white man to play Super Saiyan is that it saves some makeup fees after transforming.
However, Dragon Ball was also adapted from Monkey King...
Alright, let's go home and think about the inner meaning and central idea of the empty your cup. (Actually, Cup has a lot of interesting things, such as...)
PS The biggest reward of watching this film is that I saw the latest trailer of Speed Racer. The dirty driver brothers bless this film to be released in North America before I return to China.
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