"Fast and Furious 9": Hollywood's "original drama", not much worse than the shredded devil

Waino 2021-12-21 08:01:06

The "Fast and Furious" series is well-known in the Mainland, and it is also a representative of a typical Hollywood commercial popcorn film.

Of course, popcorn movies are not necessarily inferior. For example, the quality of "Super 7" is very high, which makes people very enjoyable to watch.

It is a pity that since the seventh part, this series is not as good as one.

This time, "Fast and Furious 9" has "evolved" into a Hollywood "drama".

The following involves spoilers, please detour if you mind children's shoes.

First of all, what are the characteristics of the drama we often talk about?

There are many plots that violate common sense in the play, but under the banner of reality it is like a fantasy play.

Then the protagonist's halo is almost invincible. The protagonist can tear the devils by hand and fly in the air. All enemies are like paper in front of them.

"Super 9" expresses these two points vividly and vividly.

Let's talk about them one by one.

Not long after the movie started, the protagonist team went to inspect the crashed plane. At that time, they had no idea that there was an enemy nearby.

Logically speaking, if the enemy is a sniper, or just hit the protagonist with a single shot, right? Anyway, people don't even know that you are in ambush.

result? Let’s fire a few shots at the wreckage to remind you the speed car family that we are going to be the target, and then we will start the brainless sudden mode.

The protagonist group showed great power in various ways, more than a dozen soldiers holding rifles and surrounded from all directions, up, down, left, and right, were all unscathed by the blacks of the protagonist group.

Is this over? No, then the protagonist team will go through the mine area.

As a result, the villains’ cars were blown up all over the sky by landmines, and the protagonist group’s cars did nothing.

The only one that was bombed was the armored vehicle with the last HP, which is actually the same as not being bombed.

What's even more powerful in the back is that the car was walking on the wooden bridge, and then the wooden bridge had collapsed. When the car accelerated, the car directly rushed into the sky to the opposite bank.

Newton's coffin board almost couldn't hold down.

Divine drama standard one, perfect fit.

Then, the speed car family in "Super 9" can be clearly said that basically all members are non-human.

In the movie, what superpowers does the protagonist Don Boss have?

First, the immortal body.

In the film, I tried to directly smash the concrete steel wall with a bald head. After that, there was no concussion, and he even got up and continued to fight with the villain immediately.

After the car flew over the cliff, it flipped countless circles in the mountains. The whole car was rotten to scum. There was nothing wrong with Mr. Tang inside. Not only was he unharmed, but he hadn't been affected in any way.

When fighting with the villains at the base, he fell into the sea from a height of 100 meters, and it turned out to be completely fine. Anyone with a little bit of physical knowledge knows that falling into the sea at this height is no different from falling into the concrete.

Second, the strength is infinite. Those 1 meter 8 to 2 meter, heavily armed soldiers, Mr. Tang catches them like an eagle catches a chicken, and can throw the whole person out with a little force.

And it's the kind of continuous throwing, without panting.

When fighting the villain at the base, he broke the big iron chain that was connected to the wall.

With this kind of strength, it is actually not difficult for him to imitate the shredder.

The other members of the Speed ​​Car family are similar.

For example, you didn't need to make any preparations in the last space. As long as you went to the sky, the astronauts would silently tear up the training schedule before going to space.

Basically, the fight against the villains is all kind of abuse. When there is no danger, no matter how the members of the protagonist group are beaten, thrown, or shot by the villains, nothing will happen.

The most frustrating thing is that there have been at least two episodes in the movie where the villains had a chance to kill the protagonist but did not kill.

For the first time, Boss Tang rushed directly into the enemy's base camp to negotiate with his brother. The villain just sent a car to send him away without killing him, but he ran away.

For the second time, the villain led countless soldiers into the speed family base, took away the starting device and left. Those soldiers stood with their guns bare, unwilling to pull the trigger, waiting for the speed family to fight back.

There may be children’s shoes that say, don’t you feel tired after watching a popcorn slice?

Unfortunately, popcorn movies do not mean that you can abandon all common sense. If a film and television work can't even the most basic logic and self-consistent, it will only make the audience look very embarrassed.

The action scenes are so embarrassing, not to mention the literary drama.

Commercial films do not have such high requirements for scripts. The story of this film is about the old-fashioned protagonist saving the world. In fact, there is no problem.

But what is wrong is the villain.

Three villains in the movie.

The first villain, the protagonist’s younger brother, was actually motivated to destroy the world because his brother is better than him?

"I want to prove that I am stronger than my brother. I don't want to live in his shadow, so I want to destroy the world."

This reason is really frightening.

The amazing thing is that at the end of the movie, it suddenly became white again, and he stood back to his brother and confronted the villain with the speeding family.

The position that changes will change is simply confusing.

The second villain, a rich second-generation rich, is not very good at his brain. Basically, he is a tool man in the movie, looking like a passerby.

In the movie, he didn't even explain why he wanted to destroy the world, only that he was living in the shadow of his father.

That's interesting, because it feels uncomfortable to live in the shadow of my father, so I want to destroy the world.

This motivation is also avant-garde.

The third villain, Goddess Theron has a very strong aura, which could have been able to support the villain camp.

However, she had very few scenes and was imprisoned most of the time. She was only shown a little bit towards the end of the film, but she was easily broken by the speeding family.

In fact, it is indeed difficult to create a good villain or camp.

But I don’t ask for how good the design is, but at least it can’t be so casual, right?

And because the protagonist's halo is too dazzling, the villain's design is weak, so that the audience will have "no fluctuations in their hearts" when watching this movie.

Anyway, the protagonist's aura is so strong and the villain is so weak, the protagonist group will definitely not have any trouble, so there is no sense of crisis in the movie, there is no sense of crisis, those action scenes will not stimulate the audience, and the perception will not be satisfied.

Not to mention that there are a lot of forced sentimental links in literary drama. Under the powerful protagonist's aura, these sentimentalisms are completely redundant and make people look very embarrassed.

In general, the quality of the movie "Super 9" can be said to be below the pass line. In fact, it is basically the Hollywood version of "the drama". Everyone's complaints about the drama can be found in this movie.

Therefore, Rotten Tomatoes on the Internet gave this film a rating index of 33%, which really deserves its name.

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F9: The Fast Saga quotes

  • Otto: Okay, listen up! I want 50 of the best men! I want guns! I want wheels, freaking X-wing fighters-- I don't care! The Millennium Falcon, Chewbacca if you can get ahold of him. Money's no object. Go.

    [snaps fingers]

  • Otto: Spoiled rich pricks run the world.