This article is revised on the basis of the two articles I posted under "Speed and Baldhead 8" in 2017, so if you have read some of the stalks elsewhere, I definitely did not copy anyone.
Today we are talking about "Speed and Bald Head", also known as "The shorter the hair, the stronger the combat power, the longer to live", "Boys with Hair Loss", "No Hair To Say", "I Raised the "Bald Aura" to Full Level", "Yes Try to grow my hair" and "My brothers and sisters are not enough, please add another brother and sister to me."
Many people say that "Speed and Baldhead" has gradually turned from a drag racing movie to a science fiction movie.
This statement is correct, but only half of it.
"Speed and Bald" is not only a science fiction film, but also a physics-teaching film. It is recommended that all teachers and students watch it together in all primary and secondary schools.
The background of "Speed and Bald" is a parallel universe.
There is no Newton in this universe, only bald heads.
Scientists have captured a large number of wild bald heads, and through long-term observation of the life habits of bald heads, they have summed up the "three laws of bald heads".
This universe does not have Newton's three laws, nor does it need to follow Newton's three laws. The three laws of bald head are the laws of the universe.
The first law of bald heads is called "halo."
There is a "protagonist halo" in our universe.
And their universe has a "bald head halo", as long as it is a bald head and a member of the bald head family, there is a bald head halo.
The bald halo means that the shorter the hair, the stronger the combat power, and the longer you live.
Under the protection of the bald halo, they have immortality.
First of all, they will not die, and secondly, even if they die, they will be resurrected.
So whenever you see that the bald family is in danger, you must not worry that something will happen to him.
The second law of bald heads is that the police will be rebelled and the bald family will be released.
The villain will definitely be washed away.
Both the police and the villain will eventually join the bald family and become a family.
The third law of bald heads is that as long as they can't make it up, one of them will have a sibling out of thin air.
In addition to the "three laws of bald head", there is also "absolute theory."
Einstein said: Time and space are relative.
Einstein of this universe also said a famous saying, but not the previous one, but: a bald head is definitely the strongest.
This is absolutism, and Einstein in this universe also won the Nobel Prize for absolutism.
Knowing the three laws of bald head and absolute theory, it will be easy to understand by looking at "Speed and Bald Head" again.
"Speed and Bald 1"
There is a speed car family in Los Angeles, that is, the future bald family. They rely on their little hair and good car skills, and often hijack other cars.
So the police sent FBI agent Brian to go to the bald family as an undercover agent.
The eldest of the bald family is called Tang, or Tang’s eldest.
Boss Tang is a pure person, a tall (big monk) person, a hairless person, a tree man, and a wizard hunter.
In order to conceal his true purpose, Brian patronizes the cafe opened by Mr. Tang’s sister Mia every day.
Seeing Brian's thick hair, Boss Tang felt inferior, so he told him to roll as far as possible.
Brian did not give up. He participated in the drag racing competition and tried to get close to Boss Tang. Before the police arrived, he rescued him, thus winning Boss Tang's trust.
What Boss Tang didn't know was that Bryan called this group of policemen.
This so-called hero saves the beauty, no, the hero saves the bald head, it is simply Brian directed and acted.
Like other undercover agents, Brian also worked as an undercover agent to make love and fell in love with Mia.
However, Mia loves Boss Tang (the love between brothers and sisters), and Boss Don loves Brian.
Mia: You are his.
Since then, the three of them have lived a happy life, and the whole play ended (not).
At the end of the movie, Mr. Don was hit by a truck.
Under the protection of the bald halo, Boss Tang was unscathed, after all, he had no hair at all.
Brian obviously had the opportunity to arrest Boss Tang, but the growing base sentiment made him hesitate.
Just when Brian decided to kill his relatives and arrest Boss Tang, he unexpectedly triggered Boss Tang's passive skill "Second Law of the Bald Head", and Brian could not help but let Boss Tang go.
"Speed and Bald 2"
The FBI arranged another task for Brian.
The last task was to grab a bald head, and the difficulty was indeed a bit difficult, so the boss lowered the difficulty a little this time and chose him a rival with longer hair, a drug dealer named Carter.
Boss Don, who had no bald head, helped, and Brian, who had long hair, had no confidence in his heart, so he asked Roman, a good friend who is also bald, to help.
They also met Tai Ji, the owner of the garage.
Taiji appeared on the stage in the form of an Afro. Later, he checked the strategy on the Internet and learned the three laws of bald heads. He knew the secret of "The shorter the hair, the stronger the fighting force, the longer the life", so the movie was changed in the middle of the show. A shorter hairstyle,
In parts 5 and 6, his hair is shorter, and he is already quasi-bald.
Thanks to the addition of Roman and Taiji, the average hair length of this team was greatly shortened, easily defeating Carter.
In the last movie, Brian also went to work as an undercover agent, but as a result, he became an undercover agent to make feelings and let Tang Boss go.
In this movie, he still works as an undercover agent. Why didn't he make emotions? Why didn't Carter let go?
The reason is simple, Don’s boss is a bald head, protected by the second law of bald head, and Carter is not only a bald head, his hair is very long.
"Speed and Bald 4"
Since the timeline of Part 3 is after Part 6, let's talk about Part 4.
Mr. Don, who was released by Brian, went into exile in Dominica and met Han here.
When you look at Han’s hairstyle, you know that he is very dangerous, and it is true. He died in the previous movie (Part 3). It was the bald Dyke Shaw who killed him. law).
Soon after, Mr. Tang learned that his wife Letty was killed because of her long hair (the first law of bald heads).
Boss Tang found a big drug lord named Braga all the way, and it was Braga's Phoenix who killed Letty.
And Brian received a case here, also to catch Braga.
In this way, Don and Brian met again.
Brian also checked the cheats on the Internet and learned the secret of "the shorter the hair, the stronger the combat power, the longer to live".
He has long hair in parts 1 and 2.
In Part 4, his hair is obviously shorter,
Part 7 is already a quasi-bald head.
Brian and Mia reunited after a long absence.
Mia: Why did you let my brother go?
Brian: I don't know. It was as if someone was controlling my body. I couldn't help but let him go.
The police promised that as long as Mr. Don can arrest Braga, Mr. Don’s case will be wiped out.
For freedom and revenge for Letty, Boss Don and Brian infiltrated Braga's organization and got to know Giselle.
At this time Giselle is Braga's subordinate and the villain.
However, according to the second law of bald heads, she will soon be instigated and join the bald head family.
In the end, Bryan and Mr. Don captured Braga together, and killed Phoenix to avenge Letty.
Before his death, Phoenix fired a few shots at Don Boss. He did not expect that Don Boss had a bald halo. The bald halo formed a strong magnetic field beside Don Boss, and the bullets would automatically turn when they approached him, and could not hit him at all.
Boss Don was unscathed, after all, he had no hair at all.
In the court, the judge said that Mr. Tang could not equalize his merits, and he still sentenced Mr. Tang to 25 years.
Judge: What else do you want to say?
Boss Tang: I have nothing to say.
It is well known that the fifth part is the best in the series, but the fourth part, which is rarely mentioned by everyone, is actually not bad.
First of all, the original Tang boss lost contact with Bryan, but as a result, Don boss wanted revenge, and Bryan wanted to handle the case. Their target was Braga, and they met again.
At first I thought it was a coincidence, but I explained it later.
It turned out that in order to help Mr. Tang sell the case, Letty was willing to work as an undercover agent for Brian and investigate Braga, so he was killed by Braga's men.
The second was that the police had previously agreed to act after receiving a signal from Brian. However, the boss was so happy and acted in advance, causing Braga to take the opportunity to escape.
It was the boss who made a mistake that caused Braga to escape, but he transferred all the responsibility to Brian and suspended him.
In the end, the police said that if Braga was caught, they would sell the case to Mr. Tang. However, they were unbelievable and sentenced Mr. Tang to 25 years. They used Mr. Tang from beginning to end, and abandoned him after the use. .
So when Brian went to rob prisoners in Part 4, we not only didn't think they were committing a crime, but felt very relieved.
Part 5 and Part 4 are similar, or they have been upgraded on the basis of Part 4.
Although Mr. Tang was sentenced for 25 years in the fourth part, he was not completely without gain, at least he knew that the American police were untrustworthy.
So they learned to be smart by the fifth part. They didn't fully trust the police, but kept their hands.
"Speed and Bald 5"
Brian and He Mia hijacked the prison car and rescued Tang Boss. This behavior directly ruined his police career.
Why did the police stop doing it well, and why did Brian start living in exile with Mr. Tang?
All this is because he is controlled by the second law of bald heads, and his body does these things involuntarily.
The police sent a policeman (Brian) to catch the bald family, but was rebelled.
They had to send another policeman to catch the bald family.
They felt that the root cause of Brian's failure in the Bald family was that his hair style was not up to standard, so they sent a bald head specially this time, that is, the bald head is strong.
But what they didn't know was that Brian was instigated not because of his hairstyle, but because of the second law of bald heads.
With the second law of bald heads, it doesn't matter who you send.
Actually Bald Qiang did not look like this before, but like this.
If he catches the bald family with this look, he will definitely not survive half of the episode.
Bald Qiang went online to check the strategy and learned the three laws of bald head.
In order to live longer, the bald head shaved his hair and pressed it to his chin.
As a result, he not only survived the eighth episode, but also had his own rumor.
Bald Qiang said: The Bald family are all fugitives. As soon as they show up, we will take them down without reporting, and we will directly fire all the bullets.
Then……
Bald Qiang even complained that Brian, as a policeman, actually stood on the side of the criminals.
Then……
Bald Qiang also found a partner Elena to assist him.
There are countless police officers in the world. Why did Bald Qiang choose Elena as his partner?
Because Elena is someone who will never be bought.
Then……
In other movies, the police dare to beat me, so I will kill him.
"Speed and Bald" was the police dare to beat me, so I tricked her into bed and conquered her with a hairstyle.
Boss Don and Brian were caught by the drug lord Reyes on the way to rob the luxury car.
After a fluke escaped, they found that Reyes had 100 million US dollars in cash.
Boss Tang said that after they finished the last vote, they would wash their hands in the golden basin and retreat to the world.
As a result, they also filmed parts 6, 7, 8, and 9, and there will be parts 10 and 11 in the future.
Man's mouth, deceitful ghost.
In order to grab the 100 million dollars, they called Roman and Taiji from the second part, Han from the third part, and Giselle from the fourth part.
The bald family officially assembled.
In order to keep the same hairstyle as the team as possible, Brian's hair was shorter, and his head was quasi-bald.
Taiji's hair is also shorter than in the second part, and it is also a quasi-bald head.
And Roman has always been bald, which is the reason why Roman and Taiji can survive the 9th episode as soy sauce.
Taiji was only a car repair shop in the second part, and the fifth part suddenly became a hacker.
Brian also realized this. He said: Director, why did Taiji suddenly become a hacker? Is this a bug?
Taiji said: I'll talk about this later.
Then there is no more.
Not only did Taiji become a hacker, but he also became the most powerful hacker on the East Coast.
As a result, there was Ramsay, a hacker who was even more powerful than Taiji, in Part 7, and Sefer, a hacker who was even more powerful than Ramsey, appeared in Part 8. How can this be explained?
Director: Explain that Ramsey and Sever live on the west coast.
All right.
There is also a teammate named Vince, who appeared in the first part and was the second in command of the Bald family at the time.
Because his hair was too long, Tang Boss felt that he was not worthy to be the second in command of the bald family, so he didn't take him to play 2, 3, and 4.
Part 5 was his second appearance, and he received a box lunch after half an episode.
I said that your hairstyle is not safe, you don't believe it.
It seems that it's right not to play 2, 3, and 4 without you. At least one life can be saved without you.
There are also two teammates named Leo and Santos, but their hair is too long, which seriously affects the average hair length of the team, so they are not played in the 6th and 7th parts. It was only a short cameo for a few seconds until the 8th part. .
Leo, Santos, look at your own hairstyles, then look at the hairstyles of Taiji and Roman, and the hairstyles of Brian and Boss Don. There is a reason why you will not play with you in the next few movies.
You have to thank Mrs. Tang, he saved your life.
The plot of Part 5 is undoubtedly the best in the series, and it is also the only part of the Bald Family that does not rely on brute force, but on wisdom to solve problems.
Although Reyes has 100 million US dollars, they are placed in 10 places.
You can't grab 10 at the same time, and if you grab the first one, they will desperately protect the others.
then what should we do?
They robbed one of them, but instead of taking the money away, they burned it in front of everyone, forcing Reyes to put the remaining 9 money in one place.
Reyes really got the trick and put all the money together.
But the Bald family did not expect that Reyes bought the police and hid the money directly in the safe of the police station.
This kind of story of one foot high and one foot high is not available in the other movies.
The safe was unlocked with palm prints, so they managed to get Reyes' palm prints.
The equivalent of Reyes spent 100 million dollars just to touch Giselle's ass.
This 100 million is worth it.
The task of Bald Qiang was to catch the Bald Family. However, Mr. Tang saved the life of Bald Qiang soon afterwards, triggering the second law of Bald Head, and Bald Qiang decided to stand on the side of Bald Family and deal with Reyes together.
Elena was also instigated.
Boss Don: Why do you believe me.
Elena: Because of your hairstyle, your hairstyle doesn't look like a bad person.
The bald family robbed the safe and played a real version of "Sokoban" game.
The fifth part is not only the best plot in the series, but also the visual effect. It takes the theme of drag racing to the extreme, and it can even be said to be difficult to surpass, including Lin Yibin himself.
As they saved Baldouqiang's life, Baldouqiang decided to give them 24 hours to escape, but he wanted to keep the money.
The bald head forced to open the safe and saw that it was empty.
It turned out that the bald family suffered a loss in the fourth part. This time they learned to be smart and dropped the safe when they passed through the tunnel.
The bald family divided the money, and since then became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and embarked on the pinnacle of life.
Credits:
Bald Qiang received a photo of Letty, who was already dead.
This is not surprising. This is the first law of bald heads. Members of the bald head family will not die, and even if they die, they will be resurrected.
"Speed and Bald 6"
Under the torment of the bereavement of his wife, Mrs. Tang couldn't sleep.
In order to carry forward the traditional virtue of helping others, Don's boss decided to rescue the girl who missed out, so he went to sleep with Elena.
Because she slept with Thor's woman, Mr. Tang had to cut off one hand and apologize.
Seeing her husband slept with other women, Letty crawled out of the grave with anger.
The bald-headed last partner, Elena, was instigated and had to switch to another partner.
What's the point of changing your partner? It won't be long before you will be instigated.
Bald Qiang learns about Letty's resurrection, and Letty is working for Owen Shaw at this time, and Owen Shaw has hijacked military components.
Owen Shaw is also a quasi-bald head, which is not very easy to deal with.
At this time, the bald family became poor again.
The director did not disclose how they spent 100 million US dollars in two years. After all, spending money is also a technical job.
In the process of capturing Owen Shaw, Owen Shaw relied on his short hair to be fully open and easily won.
Next, he also drove out tanks and planes.
If it is not for being beaten as a vegetative in the end, the Avengers will have to be sent to fight one next time.
Letty flew out of the tank, and Mr. Tang also flew out of the car, caught Letty steadily in the air, and then fell heavily into a car.
The windshield was shattered, and Boss Tang was unscathed, after all, he had no hair at all.
Owen Shaw’s hair is shorter than the previous villains, but he is not bald after all.
The bald head family has three bald heads and two quasi bald heads.
Under the protection of the bald halo, the bald family won the final victory.
Giselle, the longest-haired bald-headed family member, died unfortunately. On the surface, she was killed to save Han. In fact, she joined the Justice League and defended the peace of the earth. After all, mortal petty play is too pediatric for her.
Owen Shaw fell from the plane and landed with a front flip for 3 weeks and then a month after somersault. Fortunately, his hair was relatively short and he became a vegetative man.
I'm sorry to put it wrong, it's not this vegetable, it's this vegetable.
Nicholas Tse, is that you?
With such a serious injury, the possibility of waking up is almost zero.
but.
According to the second law of bald heads, the villains will be whitewashed, and then join the bald family, so later Owen Shaw joined the bald family.
According to the first law of bald heads, once you join the bald head family, you will have a bald aura, and you can be resurrected when you die, not to mention that he hasn't died, just became a vegetative, so he recovered soon.
"I'm getting better this year, I can trot, I can step forward, I can jump, and jump."
The long-haired Gisele fell from the car and died. The short-haired Owen Shaw fell from the plane and didn't fall to his death. Don, who had no hair at all, was even more cruel.
The plane exploded, and he drove out of the car.
The car turned over a few times and then was run over by a burning plane.
In this way, he didn't die, and he didn't even shed blood.
Are you a terminator?
Credits:
According to the third law of bald heads, as long as the director can no longer edit, one of them will have a sibling out of thin air.
Seeing that Owen Shaw’s brothers and sisters were not enough, Owen Shaw’s brother Dyke Shaw appeared.
Dyke Shaw is a skit actor who has no power to bind a chicken. How can he beat the bald family?
So he went to change his hair style, and his fighting power instantly exploded.
He changed his hairstyle and still had no confidence. He didn't dare to deal with bald heads like Don, Roman, or quasi bald heads like Brian and Taiji. Instead, he picked a soft persimmon and drove him to death. Han.
He never shows mercy to enemies with hair.
"Speed and Bald 3"
Shan En is an old driver who drags his car when he doesn't agree with him.
The old driver can always be connected with "love" and "action", so he came to the island country to develop.
Here, he met another old driver, Han.
As soon as Giselle died, you hugged left and right. Are you worthy of Giselle?
Oh, I shot this one first, and then I shot "Speed and Bald Head 4, 5, 6," and that's okay.
At the same time, our heroine debuted.
Behind her is Huang Bo from Japan (the actor is actually Chinese).
Sorry, she is the second female.
This is the heroine.
The director decided to choose one from the female number two and Huang Bo to play the ninth part.
There was no suspense in the result. Huang Bo was selected because he not only had short hair, but also had good looks compared to the female number two.
DK, who likes to help others, had a close fight with Shane, which created an opportunity for Shane to get off the order.
However, Shan En gave up this opportunity and decided to pursue the heroine instead.
Not only Shaun likes heroines, DK also likes heroines.
In order to compete for the heroine, DK, with longer hair, took revenge on Shane and Han. Han, with long hair, was unfortunately killed while racing, while Shane with shorter hair escaped.
Unfortunately, it was not until 2013, 7 years later, that everyone knew that it was Dyke Shaw without hair that killed Han.
Shanen and DK agree on a game, and the loser will leave forever.
In the end, Shane, with shorter hair, won.
The long-haired DK rolled down the mountain with his car, flipped forward for three weeks, and landed on a backflip for a month.
Fortunately, his hair is still shorter than Han. Although he lost, he still saved his life.
Finally, Shan En met with Boss Tang. They played a game and the movie came to an abrupt end.
But when I looked at their hairstyles, I knew who won.
The long-haired Han Yu was killed, the longer-haired DK failed miserably, and the shorter-haired Shane won, and Donald and Dyke Shaw, who had no hair, became the biggest winners, which perfectly interprets the first law of bald heads: the shorter the hair, the better the battle. The stronger, the longer you live.
The first part has Don and Bryan, the second only has Bryan, and the third Don and Bryan are gone. Only at the end of the movie Don has a guest appearance for a few seconds, each one missing one person.
The normal logic is to shoot the third part first, use Shane to lead Don, and then shoot the second, which is equivalent to a single-player movie of Brian, and then shoot the first part, where Don and Brian are assembled.
Marvel is solo first and then assembled, while "Speed and Baldhead" is a reverse thinking and is shot backwards.
I will no longer talk about the clichés of the plot of "Speed and Baldhead". When it comes to counter-routines, I will only take "Speed and Baldhead".
But then again, although the third part is the one that has the least relevance to the main storyline, it is also the only pure drag racing film in the whole series. Do you mean irony or not?
So many people actually liked the third part the most, including Nolan said that he liked the third part the most.
"Speed and Bald 7"
Owen Shaw was beaten into a vegetable by the Bald family. Dyke Shaw said indignantly: I will avenge your revenge.
Then……
His principle of life is that he will never show mercy to enemies with hair, but he can be more relaxed for enemies without hair.
Dyke Shaw launched his revenge on the Bald family.
He originally didn't want to deal with the strong bald head. After all, he heard that the strong bald head was not called the strong bald head before, but the strong bald head.
But he had to find Baldou Qiang before he could get the information of the Baldhead family.
Bald Qiang returned to the office, mistakenly thinking that Dyke Shaw was copying a small movie with a USB flash drive.
Bald Qiang said: You see that your hair has fallen out. It's obviously malnourished. You should watch less movies.
Seeing that Baldou Qiang and himself had the same haircut, Dyke Xiao was very pleased. He happily mingled with Baldou Qiang, and then beat Baldou Qiang into the hospital.
Again, for enemies without hair, you can be looser.
For the sake of hairstyle, Dyke Shaw didn't hurt the killer, but interrupted the bald left hand. From then on, "how to cut his nails without the help of others" became a question he needed to think about next.
Strong bald head, where are your hands?
As long as you can be with Dyke Shaw, what is the difference between having a left hand and not having a left hand?
The bald head with no hair escaped the catastrophe, while the long-haired Han had no such luck.
In order to kill Han, Dyke Shaw has reached the point of being frantic.
How frantic is he?
He did not hesitate to fight with the Avengers, just to steal the time machine, travel to the third episode of 2006, and then drove Han to death.
He killed Han because Han's hair was too long, and living for so long did not conform to the laws of the universe.
But in fact, Han Neng lived so long, which is in line with the laws of the universe.
Dyke Shaw also blew up the bald-headed family's house, scaring Mia to hide in the faraway Dominican Republic. After all, her hair is longer than Han. If Dyke Shaw finds her, she might die miserably.
Boss Tang went to the hospital and saw Bald Qiang, and Bald Qiang gave him Dyke Shaw's files.
The file shows that Dyke Shaw’s only known relative is Owen Shaw.
However, there is another mother in the eighth, and another sister in the rumor. It is worthy of the third law of bald heads. Whenever it can't be edited, a sibling will appear out of thin air.
Dyke Shaw, Dyke Shaw, how many brothers and sisters do you have?
The American police are really rubbish. They can't even find out the information of their mother and sister.
Similarly, although none of the nine movies said that Donald had a younger brother, nor did he say that he did not have a younger brother, but after watching all the nine movies carefully, I still found Huadian.
Mia once called Tang Boss "the only brother".
As a result, in the eighth part, Boss Tang has another cousin, who is Mia's cousin.
Mia: Cousin is not a brother.
Then there are many younger brothers in the ninth part of Mr. Tang, that is, your own brother. How do you explain this?
Mia: His hair is so long, he is not worthy of being my brother.
Well, there are reasons and evidence.
Boss Tang called Mia and said he was going to Tokyo to bring back Han's body.
He then went to Tokyo and brought Han's body back for burial.
Some people may say: The car exploded, the corpses were brought back, and they were buried. Can this be resurrected? Does this conform to the laws of the universe?
Don't forget, although Han is not a bald head, he is a member of the bald head family, so he also has a bald halo. Resurrection after death is completely in line with the laws of the universe.
Elder Tang swore at Han's grave that he would let Di Keshaw be buried with him.
Then……
Shan En once asked Boss Tang: What do you plan to do when you find the person who killed Han?
Boss Tang said: What I want to do is beyond words.
Then……
Shane: What you want to do really cannot be described in words.
"Speed and Bald", also known as "Speed and Face Slap", or "Speed Slap in Face".
Owen Shaw killed such a strong teammate of Gisele, and the mothers of two of Gisele’s friends were called "Martha", so Tang boss was angry when he saw something about "Martha". So he drove Dyke Shaw’s Maserati into a pile of scrap iron.
At this time, an uncle appeared.
Because there are so few characters with hair in this movie, the recognition is so high that the director did not even give him a name, and directly referred to him as "Anonymous".
Anonymous: A friend who both you and I know asked me to come to you.
Boss Tang: Strong bald?
Anonymous: No, it's my son.
Anonymous also said: A hacker who is stronger than the East Coast's strongest hacker (Taiji), Ramsey, developed a thing that can see all the cameras in the world to help you find Dyke Shaw.
Boss Tang: What is this thing called?
Anonymous: What kind of eye seems to be called.
And Ramsey is now kidnapped by the terrorist Jakandi, so they need to rescue Ramsey first.
In order to prove that he is not only smart, but also extremely clever, Jia Kangdi shaved his head deliberately. On the other hand, he also hoped that the other party would be merciful because he had the same hairstyle.
The Bald family rescued Ramsey. Ramsey said: The Sky Eye is in a sports car, and the sports car is on the top floor of a hotel in Abu Dhabi.
Letty: Why do you believe us?
Ramsey: You can tell by looking at your hairstyle that you are not bad guys.
The bald family came to the hotel and got the sports car.
Dyke Shaw arrived in time and fired at Boss Tang.
I have to say that Dyke Shaw's marksmanship is really accurate. He didn't kill any of them and just broke the brakes.
So there was the scene of Mr. Tang driving through three buildings in a row.
I'll ask you, is this good shot?
Bryan: Would it be too fake for us to shoot like this?
Boss Tang: The car next door can not only fly, but also deform. What do we have if we just fly in the air?
Roman: Are you talking about deformable cars? I'm familiar with this.
The Bald family found Dyke Shaw's whereabouts through the eyes of the sky.
Unexpectedly, Dyke Shaw knew the second law of bald heads, and lied that he belonged to the bald head family, so he turned Jia Kangdi back, and the two formed a "black and white double bald head" combination.
Boss Tang: You think you have black and white bald heads, don't we?
Before he finished speaking, the black and white double bald heads turned off the lights and began to attack the bald head family.
Anonymous couldn't help sighing his wit: Fortunately, he brought a night vision goggles.
But he didn't expect that other people don't need night vision at all.
As the saying goes, "the bald head always shines." This kind of black light and blind fire environment is a good opportunity for them to start, because they all bring their own headlights.
In the scene of a group of bald-headed melee, the people with hair were more conspicuous, so the Wuming was unfortunately shot.
I said that your hairstyle is dangerous, you don't believe it.
Although the bald head family consists of two bald heads and two quasi bald heads, the two "black and white double bald heads" are both bald heads.
The black and white double bald heads pulled back a round and snatched the eye of the sky.
The bald family chased all the way to the United States. Don Boss and Dyke Shaw confronted each other on the overpass. The white and white bald heads started the following dialogue.
Boss Tang: There is something for you to try one of my hair?
Dyke Shaw: Is there a way for you to try one of my hair?
Then they began to fight the bayonet in the middle.
I have to say that they are all tough guys. After all, they fight back to fight, and never let each other move their own hair.
Mastering the truth of "the shorter the hair, the stronger the combat power, the longer you live", the black and white double bald head with no hair at all has been invincible for a long time.
At this moment, Bald Qiang was troubled by the question of "how to cut his nails", and he couldn't find the answer close to one episode, so he joined the battle in order to vent his distress.
With the addition of a bald head, the average hair length of the bald family has been greatly shortened, so it easily defeated the black and white double bald head.
Dyke Shaw was put in prison.
Those who can control the metal have been in jail several times, and this time it is finally the turn of the bald head to go to jail.
Bald strong: What else do you have to say.
Dyke Shaw: I have nothing to say to be able to fall into your hands.
At the end of the movie, the bald family came to the beach for a holiday.
Brian decided to retreat, probably because he felt that there was a contradiction between bald heads, and it was inconvenient for him to intervene as a person with hair.
Thanks to Director Wen for letting Brian say goodbye to us with a smile, and also thank Director Wen for not letting Paul Walker die again.
Director Wen did not shoot Brian a heroic death, nor did he shoot a tear-jerking funeral. The reason why Director Wen did this is because he thought that Paul Walker did not want us to cry and weep, but that we could laugh. Saying goodbye to him is also the original intention of my writing this article.
My original intention was to make us commemorate Paul Walker with a smile. If you think this article is too ridiculous, then I apologize in advance.
Part 7 is a polarizing part of word-of-mouth. Some people think that this part is really well shot, and some people think that this part is more emotional than content.
I belong to the former, I think this is the second in the series, second only to the fifth.
If you want to choose one as the finale of this series, Part 7 is the most suitable.
"Speed and Bald 8"
Director: I can’t make up anymore (subtext: Don’t have enough brothers and sisters), what should I do?
Boss Tang: I suddenly remembered that I still have a cousin in Cuba.
Boss Don and Letty went to Cuba for their honeymoon, and they met Severe here.
Seifer took out his cell phone and showed Boss Tang a mysterious material.
As soon as Mr. Tang saw the mysterious information, he decided to betray his family.
What information can make Mr. Don, who talks about his family every day, betray his family?
Could it be...
Seeing that there are beauties that can be hit, and the handle is in the hands of the opponent, but mainly because there are beauties that can be hit, Tang boss has to betray temporarily.
Boss Tang did not show that he had rebelled, and he snatched the electromagnetic pulse weapon with the bald family.
Although it was night, their heads were too bright and their targets were too obvious, so they were pursued by the police.
The situation is very critical, and Taiji brought a yo-yo performance to everyone in order to ease the atmosphere.
Bald Qiang gave full play to his humorous talent, and joked: Don, do you think that big iron ball looks like your bald head?
Elder Tang leaned forward with a big laugh, and accidentally knocked his bald head over without clenching the steering wheel.
Considering that Bald Qiang was tired from work every day, Boss Tang was very considerate to let him sleep a little longer, then walked away with the electromagnetic pulse weapon and escaped.
Bald Qiang was arrested and imprisoned, locked up with Dyke Shaw.
Prison life is very boring. In addition to picking up soap, the only fun of the bald-headed strong is the stand-up talk with Dyke Shaw.
But he found that he was not an opponent at all. After all, Dyke Shaw was a professional actor who had been to the Spring Festival Gala.
It turned out that Seifer’s bargaining chip was not a photo of Don’t make a fortune, but Elena and a baby.
In the sixth episode, Don boss slept with Elena, and Elena became pregnant and gave birth to a son.
In the "Speed and Bald" series, Brian, Bald, Owen Shaw, and Dyke Shaw, who were once hostile to Don Boss, have become his friends, while the female characters Letty, Elena, Giselle, and Seifer I fell in love with him, of course Mia also loves him, it's just the love between brothers and sisters.
Boss Tang deserves to be a man who will harden when she sees it, and a woman who will become pregnant when she sees it.
Mrs. Tang hung the necklace on the wall. This necklace appeared many times in the first few parts.
I won’t leave any suspense here, there is a GPS locator in the necklace.
Saifu attached a hook on the wall very intimately, otherwise the wall is bare and there is really no place for Don's GPS locator to hang.
At this time, some viewers responded that there were too many roles in the film and it was difficult to distinguish.
In order to cure the audience’s blindness, Seifer decided to kill one randomly between Elena and the baby.
Sure enough, Elena with longer hair was killed, but the baby with shorter hair survived.
In order to deal with Sever and Don Boss, the Anonymous created loopholes in the prison and provided an opportunity for Bai Bai to escape from prison with a double bald head.
The Anonymous appeared in the last episode. In the two movies, he has given great help to the bald family. Unfortunately, because of the long hair, which greatly affects morale, he has never been able to become a core member.
He didn't even appear in the 9th trailer and cast. It seems that not only will he not be a core member, he will not play with him in the future.
This is what everyone often says, the hairstyle is wrong, and the effort was in vain.
Anonymous also has a subordinate. Because there are too few characters with hair in this movie, the recognition is so high that the director didn't even give him a name, and directly referred to him as "Little Anonymous".
The guard saw that his bald head was about to escape, and mistakenly thought that Magneto had come to rob the prisoner, so he prepared a large number of rubber bullets. This was a tickling tick for the two strong men who had been picking soap in prison for a long time and had trained themselves.
The prison did not squat for nothing. With their wonderful sketches, they made the prison guards roll with laughter and escaped from the prison without any damage. After all, they had no hair at all.
After being released from prison, both white and bald heads could not wait to exchange hairdressing experience.
Strong bald head: There is a kind of you try one of my hair.
Dyke Shaw: There is a way for you to try one of my hair.
I have to say that they are all tough guys, and never let the other party move their own hair from start to finish.
Boss Tang was not idle either, he even snatched the nuclear weapon code box.
Adhering to the life outlook of "blood can flow, head can be broken, hair style can not be messed up", he not only comes and goes freely among thousands of troops, but also keeps his hair style intact.
The bald family was delayed a lot of time in order to fix their hair, and they were too late. They watched Mr. Tang slip away, and Mr. Tang shot and killed Dyke Shaw before he left.
Knowing that Dyke Shaw was dead, Bald Qiang happily punched the wall.
Because before the director said that the next movie will be a rumor, starring Bald Qiang and Dyke Shaw.
Now that Dyke Shaw is dead, he can only shoot a single-player movie for the bald head.
Then the bald family went to Russia.
"Speed and Bald Head 8" was released in 2017, and Weiden's version of "Zheng Lian" was also released in 2017. The Bald family went to Russia obviously to ask Giselle for the mother box, thus resurrecting Han.
Gisele: I can give you the mother box, but after you resurrect Han, remember to resurrect me.
On the other hand, grasping the cosmic truth of "the shorter the hair, the stronger the combat power, the longer to live", the bald-headed Dyke Shaw and the quasi-bald-headed Owen Shaw have come back, controlled Seifer’s plane and rescued the baby.
It turned out that he had died in suspended animation before, and then he found Seifer through Don's GPS locator.
Have you avenged your brother’s grievances? Why are your brothers both instigated?
This is not to blame for them, they are controlled by the second law of bald heads, and their bodies do these things involuntarily.
Knowing that Dyke Shaw was not dead, Bald Qiang punched the wall very angrily, because it meant that his single-player movie had failed.
In the end, the bald family, whose average hair length was almost zero, defeated the long-haired Sever and Redbeard.
Seifer was not dead. Summing up her failure experience, her hair was still too long. She decided to change to a shorter haircut and play again, presumably it would greatly improve the combat effectiveness.
Boss Don named the baby "Brian" to commemorate Brian who retired in the film and Paul Walker who died outside the film.
Affected by the second law of bald heads, bald head Qiang officially resigned from the police position and joined the bald head family.
Also affected by the second law of bald heads, Dyke Shaw was instigated and joined the bald head family.
In the first part, Tang boss was still the villain, and the sixth part was whitewashed, and the villain became the Xiao brothers.
Even the villain was washed out in the 8th film, and the villain became Seffer and Jacob (the younger brother of Donald Trump).
So when do Sefer and Jacob wash white?
With the addition of Bald Qiang and Dyke Shaw, the average hair length of the Bald family has become shorter again.
The bald family is not necessarily the strongest team on the surface. After all, the Avengers are still there, but they must be the strongest bald team on the surface.
However, Boss Tang felt that Bald Qiang and Dyke Shaw, who have the same hairstyles as him, seriously threatened his status, so they were not played in the 9th episode.
Bald Qiang and Dyke Shaw only joined the Bald family in the 8th part, but they stopped playing with them in the 9th part. Are you angry?
There is no way. In addition to the bald head, Tang boss has a stronger identity than the bald head-the producer, he has the final say whether you act or not.
Originally, the eighth part had an after-credits egg about Shaw and Dyke Shaw, to pave the way for the next rumor, but Mr. Tang could recall all the cinema copies and then delete the egg.
Just as Daniel discovered the zeroth law that is higher than the three laws of robots, we can also sum up the zeroth law of the bald head after reading 8 "speed and bald head": the bald head is the strongest, and Mr. Tang is the strongest of all bald heads. Because he is a producer.
What about Bald Qiang and Dyke Xiaoqiang? Boss Tang can not only delete your Easter eggs, but you can also prevent you from appearing in Part 9.
The second law of bald heads determines that bald head Qiang and Dyke Shaw will join the bald head family.
The zeroth law of bald heads determines that Tang boss can choose whether or not to join the bald head family.
If Mr. Tang wants them to join, then they are Mr. Tang's family.
Boss Tang refused them to join, so they had to go and shoot the story by themselves.
This also explains why Jia Kangdi, a bald head, was killed.
This means that there is a sky outside the sky, there are people outside the man, and there are bald heads outside the bald head.
The long-haired red beard died, and Sever also escaped. Bald Dijk Shaw and quasi-bald Owen Shaw not only lived well but also washed white, and the bald family became the biggest winner, a perfect interpretation of the first law of bald heads: hair The shorter, the stronger the combat power, and the longer you live.
The fifth and sixth Taiji are already quasi-bald.
In the 7th and 8th part, his hair grew again.
Do you know that you are dangerous like this?
Did you know that now you are the only man with hair in the bald family?
I suggest you restore the hairstyles of 5 or 6, otherwise you should be careful when you go out.
Unexpectedly, instead of shaved his head, he kept his hair longer.
Don't listen to persuasion, isn't it?
Then you are ready to receive the box lunch.
(Not yet) End credits:
Han: Letty is resurrected. Owen Shaw, who was labeled as a vegetable, is healed, and Dyke Shaw is also whitened. Should I almost be resurrected?
Director: No, your hair is too long. You have to wait two more episodes.
"Speed and Bald Head: Special Bald Head"
Director: I can't make it up again (subtext: the brothers and sisters of the bald family are not enough for it), what should I do?
Dyke Shaw: I suddenly remembered that I still have a younger sister.
So Hardy, Dyke Shaw's sister, appeared.
Dyke Shaw, Dyke Shaw, how many brothers and sisters do you have?
This Dyke Shaw has a younger sister, but his younger brother has disappeared.
Isn't it a superfluous act for you? It's better to let your brother play this one directly.
Director: The reason why I arranged a younger sister for Dyke Shaw is to make her fall in love with Bald Qiang. Could it be that you let Bald Qiang fall in love with Owen Shaw?
What's wrong with this? I'll arrange it for the next one. I want to watch Bald Qiang and Owen Shaw fall in love!
At the beginning of the movie, Hardy snatched the virus capsule.
She decided to hide the virus capsule in a safe place.
So she implanted the virus capsule into her body.
After 72 hours, the capsule will dissolve, infect Hardy, and kill people all over the world through airborne transmission.
But that is for ordinary people.
Dyke Shaw is the family of Don's boss, and Hardy is the family of Dyke Shaw. Rounding up is approximately equal to that Hardy is the family of Don's boss, so implanting the virus into her body will not cause any harm to her.
At this time, Heldham appeared.
Dyke Shaw remembered that he killed Heldham before, but Heldham, who was a quasi-bald head, was resurrected with a bald halo, and he also had his body modified to become an invulnerable superhero.
The first few movies are all about fighting drug dealers, but this one finally hits a superhero.
After all, the bald family is too strong, and ordinary villains are not enough for them to fight.
They decided to play the Avengers non-staff members first to find their feelings, and in the next episode, they will directly single out the Avengers.
Heldham wanted to snatch the virus, ask scientists to reprogram it, and then use it to kill the weak in the world, thereby allowing humans to evolve.
Didn't understand Heldham's brain circuit?
If you don't understand it, then, how can such a brain-burning movie be understood by ordinary people like you and me.
CIA agent Locke found Bald Qiang and wanted to support the relationship to join the bald family, but was rejected by Bald Qiang.
The reason why the bald head strongly rejected Locke is very simple. Locke's hair is too long, which directly stretched the average hair length of the entire team.
So Locke decided to change his hairstyle.
CIA agents invite Dyke Shaw and Bald Qiang to fight against Heldham and save the world.
Baibai's double bald heads quarreled as soon as they met.
The bald head was angry because the eighth Dyke Shaw was not killed, which turned his single-player movie into a two-player movie.
Dyke Shaw was angry because he did not force his bald head to death in the seventh, which caused his single-player movie to become a two-player movie.
In the end, the two refused to take the shot. The other party let his single-player movie soak up in one aspect. More importantly, is it worth my shot? Today you will look down on me if you don't send Thanos.
Bald Qiang is not interested in Dyke Shaw, but he is still very interested in Dyke Shaw's sister.
He found Hardy and had a fight with Hardy.
He has fallen in love with Hardy since he had a fight with Hardy.
Why would he fall in love with Hardy when he fights with Hardy? I don't know why, probably because the weather was better that day and it was suitable for dating.
At this time, Heldham appeared and robbed Hardy.
In vain, the pair of bald heads agreed to jump down together.
It was agreed to be a single dog, but you carried me (bēi) secretly and held your hand.
It was agreed to take a naked exam, but you back (bēi) me to review secretly.
They said they would jump off the building together, but you carried me back (bēi) secretly in the elevator.
Bald Qiang jumped down from dozens of floors but was unscathed, after all, he had no hair at all.
In Part 7, he broke his left hand when he jumped from the fourth floor. In this part, he jumped from dozens of floors and it was all right.
The reason is simple, the seventh is still an action movie, and this one is already a super-English movie.
The good news is that Bald Qiang and Dyke Shaw rescued Hardy, but the bad news is that the director can't make up again.
Director: Dyke Shaw, shall I arrange another sibling for you?
Dyke Shaw: I already have a younger brother and a young
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