Director, please use some snacks! Too many flaws

Icie 2022-11-03 21:50:32

There are too many slots, so I must open a post to talk about it. The biggest problem is:

not serious!

not serious!

not serious!

Let’s just list a few points to complain about, and everyone else will add:

1. The set is too shabby! There are no Chinese people in the entire set team, and the peasant family in the film is basically the home of foreigners, which is not real at all! It’s not a problem for foreign teams, at least go to rural China to have a look! How can a Chinese peasant family be like this! The basic feng shui pattern is wrong

2. Wu Zun has been bitten by spiders in so many places, why can he survive for so long! Doesn't that mean it can only survive 12 hours? ? ?

3. The little girl was not bitten by a spider because she had wormwood in her hand! And finally, the little girl vomits spiders, it's amazing! You don't have to fight like this to make a sequel!

4. The powerful spider was finally killed by the pillar! No struggle at all, I feel worthless for the spider!

5. Because the Chinese emperor liked 6, he smashed the 6th fastest board and was saved!

6. Everyone finally escaped because Wu Zun smashed a piece of glass at will! Could it be any more ridiculous! Just smashed a piece of glass and walked out of the tomb, and tm talked about what he was doing for so long!

7. Brother and sister's childhood hide-and-seek game, flashed back 10 times! Really not exaggerating, there are 10 times! The film is only 90 minutes long! ! !

8. There is no climax in the whole film, the traps in the underground palace are pitiful, and the scenes are repeated one by one!

9. The big slate of the agency was pressed down, Li Bingbing said, come and help me bear it! ! ! what is this? Jack?

10. The villain robbed the immortal yao and is still waiting to be slaughtered in the secret room! What, shouldn't you rush out after taking the medicine?

There is only one advantage: the horror at first glance can still scare people! Intensive fearers watch carefully!

Sailors don't spray me!

There are so many flaws! Additions are welcome. . .

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Extended Reading

7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First