The strength of this film interprets the one-second beauty technique

Ephraim 2022-09-09 23:37:16

After the review, I was wondering if I gave it a high rating.

One-star Li Bingbing is really thin, one-star Wu Zun loves to perform the one-second facial-holding technique, one-star special effects, and occasionally 70 cents for encouragement for those who are used to seeing 50 cents. The last scene is really scary, 3D feels okay.

Not to mention that the two Chinese people speak English or the whole film is even more embarrassing than English, that's a trivial matter...

The male protagonist has adjusted the female protagonist's chin. Let's not say that you can't help being sad and feeling surrounded by countless spiders. I understand that everyone is an adult. However, you turned your head to the side, and I was ready to see you kissing, but it was a hug that loved each other? ? ? Hug your side of the devil's head!

In the last scene, Wu Zun said in English that we are going home, Li Bingbing, why don't you even look at your brother, and hold the hand of the male protagonist with affection? ? ? Isn't this film a family with a brother and a blind date! ! !

After reading it, I'm very worried about one thing, Wu Zun should be immortal now... As a biologist's sister, she doesn't even look at the elixir, and she doesn't even want to drink it for her brother? ? ? ? Your dear male protagonist next to you was shot in the heart, and you didn't give him a drink to give you a sip to your brother who didn't know if he fainted or fell asleep? ? ? However, I am really convinced by the one-second retention technique.

The cat's eye said that there are Easter eggs, I just finished listening to the three ending songs, and there is not one spider?

To sum up, 2018 is coming. If you have a movie ticket for a few dollars, I suggest you watch it. The 3D special effects for 70 cents are okay. If it is more than ten dollars, don't go.

A special ticket for 9 yuan and 9... Forget it, forget it...

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Extended Reading

7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First