The first thunder in 2018

Winnifred 2022-11-18 05:40:08

As the title. Next, think of where to write where.

In addition to confirming that Li Bingbing is the heroine, who the hero is, I was confused throughout the whole process. It was entirely based on the ratio of interaction with the heroine and the number of places who survived to identify the rescue captain as the hero (sorry, I don't remember his name.) live =_=). This big brother is the most passer-by male protagonist I've ever seen - from appearance to presence.

Sure enough, foreigners are not good at writing Chinese stories! The entire cottage of Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum, are you here to amuse the Chinese audience of the Terracotta Warriors in Xi'an! The whole unknown king and Wu Fu traveled south to Australia, are you sure that Qin Shihuang and Xu Fu will not be mad at the corpse! ┐(─__─)┌

The entire movie relies on sound effects and jet spiders to be startling and scary. Mama, who was sitting next to her, was terrified at first, but she got used to it later =_=. The spider models are classified by "children" and "big friends" throughout the process.

Well, I'll write after having breakfast.

――――The dividing line where breakfast died ――――

uh, go on.

The whole movie is not actually an action movie, because the biggest action in it is estimated to be running away. The whole movie is not like a tomb adventure, but an escape room, or a low-profile version.

The bad guy Mason inside makes people speechless. Dude, you managed to grab the elixir, why don't you drink it? Are you here to be funny? Of course, his ending is similar to that of all villains - he died of too many words.

Finally, let's spit on Li Bingbing, even if the inner bottle contains the so-called elixir of life, you dare to use a legend that makes people doubt the authenticity of filling your brother with an unknown liquid. Of course, the plot still favors Wu Zun's prosperous beauty, and also gives the audience a chance to wash their eyes with Wu Zun. In addition, Comrade Li Bingbing, can't you give the male lead a bite? It was bitten by a spider and wounded by an arrow... Wait, was the hero bitten by a spider?

By the way, let me spit out Meituan, tell me, where are the easter eggs? Could it be that there is a spider blowing kisses behind Jane Zhang? In the end, all that remained in the movie theater were 눈_눈 who were deceived by Meituan

Finally, ask the director to answer me a question: what is the meaning of this movie (⊙o⊙)!

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First