Foreigners stick toads, Li Bingbing plays with spiders

Randi 2022-04-24 07:01:25

This article was first published on the WeChat public account: Film General Judgment

It is said that "Mystery Nest" in 2018 is a big drama!

How to describe this plot? There is a Qin Shihuang in China, everyone knows that, no matter how you arrange it, he will not jump out from the ground, so a bunch of people jumped down without knowing his death. The strange thing is that Qin Shihuang's tomb is so easy to find?

The most famous one in folklore is the elixir; there are organs in the tomb, otherwise how can we pay tribute to "Tomb Raider", no, imitation, these routines are familiar to everyone, and then there must be mutant creatures, and "The Mummy" also has Ah, "Mystery Nest", just imagined a group of poisonous spiders, it is said that one bite will kill you in 12 hours! This? Doesn't seem to be too poisonous?

In general terms, "Mystery Nest" is a wretched version of "Tomb Raider" plus "The Mummy 3". The judge took a look at Li Bingbing's version of Angelina Jolie's "Tomb Raider" Lara Croft, and felt that the smell was very familiar. Well, it was the smell of the bad movie "The Mummy 3".

Let's take a look at the director and screenwriter again, Jimbo Landau, a former special effects director, this is the first time as a director, and a screenwriter for "Mystery Nest" at the same time.

Another male protagonist, the winner of the 35th Golden Raspberry Award, made a grand appearance, Kenan Lutz.

The producers are all Chinese.

In the past few years, the Chinese mainland film market has been booming, so foreigners have also learned it. I don’t know who taught it, and I have saved a script. It must have oriental elements, adventure and fantasy, and special effects. And then through some means, cross the sea to tie the toad, and how to start after finally tying it? Make a co-production, find a mainland female star, no matter how old you are, then find a foreigner, no matter how bad, and then find a Taiwanese, don't be too angry, you see, is the routine very slippery?

Then start to hype, no, start pre-propaganda, weird Oriental Emperor Tomb, full of mysterious oriental atmosphere (to be honest, not oriental at all), dangerous secret room, horror spider killing, until Li Bingbing played spiders and reached a "climax".

I don't know how the screenwriter saved this book, but it's still embarrassing and loopholes in the whole process. Chinese emperor like 6? You can escape by breaking the 6th plank, sure enough? !

Ninety-five Supreme! 9 stands for Yang, 5 stands for the fifth line of the Qian Gua, and the nine-five line: the flying dragon is in the sky. Why can't it be 6? The nine-sixth line is that the dragon has regrets. The so-called surplus cannot last long, and the extreme will be reversed! Are you waiting for me to die soon! 6,6 You are tall! Double click on 666? Besides, I like 6, smash this group of toads to death!

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First