Tomb robbers in the eyes of foreigners

Demond 2022-04-24 07:01:25

This story must have been filmed by foreigners. The whole piece is filled with the atmosphere of American cinema. It's the kind of visual sense of "I heard that tomb raiding is very popular, I will make him into a blockbuster".

From the beginning of the car driving through the straight road full of yellow sand, it has the taste of a proper American road film. From here on I'm ready to read an American story.

The director really didn't disappoint me, with a beard all over the screen, and he didn't speak a few Chinese words. And that little girl, who looks like a Chinese woman in the eyes of Americans, with a flat face and small eyes. Why! Really worrying.

The storms and explosions in front of the story are still good, and the special effects seem to cost money. By the time we got to the shelter, the story almost started to fall apart. Not to mention the words "self-righteous" and "princess disease" are enough to make people suffocate.

Especially the setting of this hut, it can be seen that a lot of effort was put into adding Chinese elements. But I really want to ask a rural earthen house in China, how could it be that the blinds are still hung with curtains? How could there be a large sofa in the middle of the living room instead of the Eight Immortals table? How could there be such a twisted structure? The most suffocating thing was the crib. Why! Not to mention! It seems that a person's mindset is not so easy to change.

From entering the tunnel to the climax of the entire story, it is also considered to be a breakdown of the entire paragraph. All the way, he was forced to move forward by the best in the game - the spider. It's like fighting monsters to break through, losing blood all the way, and then taking a sip of milk (that's the serum). Hang up a few teammates and move forward. It is really clumsy how to go, let alone mention it.

I couldn't be better when I got that lab. Qin Shihuang did an experiment? Black question mark face. And that Chinese emperor likes 6 and opens the door with a punch. Properly macho thinking! In vain, I am still waiting for the compass of Brother Eye, the zodiac, the five elements and the gossip, and analyze and pretend to be a force. Can you make up one for me? Ahhh! I choose death, let me lead the dog! You 6, you 6. The mouth wants to be on you, how do you want to talk about it, right!

Finally, when I got to the big boss, I really couldn't complain about the Qin Shihuang Mausoleum. When you see this, you will know how Americans understand the Chinese emperor, the big red pillar and the golden dragon. Various palace lanterns and Zhumen. The amount of help! Ying Zheng was also the first emperor anyway, how could he just be aesthetic? What misunderstandings do you have about Qin Shi Huang? The last coffin makes people's brain hurt, that exaggerated shape and playful tail. Maybe Qianlong would like it. . .

In the end, the story is generally not good, the plot is too weak. The set is messy and full of Americans' deep misunderstanding of China. The most terrible thing is the mechanism, which is basically kindergarten level. It's too much to give him a point. What emperor likes 6, and he takes pictures of the mechanism that controls the suspension bridge, the big rock with the pulley block, and the secret passage that can be flipped. It is no exaggeration to say that it is suffocating everywhere. There is also the emotional scene that was inserted casually, just be happy. The scene where the sister and brother are in love with each other in the garden, I will understand after you broadcast it once. It went back and forth, and I recalled several times whether the director did you inject water!

I'm tired, so I don't write anymore. It's just that I still persuade foreign directors to just shoot your superheroes, raise your hands and let go of our ancestors!

View more about 7 Guardians of the Tomb reviews

Extended Reading

7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First