Pretend to be serious about telling a story of adventure, tomb raider, thriller, monster, science fiction...

Wayne 2022-04-23 07:05:10

I had nothing to do on weekends to look at my mobile phone, the introduction of Tencent News on WeChat, and I saw this movie by Sister Bingbing. Looking at the poster, I felt a bit like Tomb Raider, so I downloaded it and made a picture, so after watching it , I no longer believe in Tencent's weekend movie push, it's too low-level.
Let's take a look at the poster of this film first. Does every ancient tomb theme require a sexy vest?
Bingbing's sexy vest

Another look at Alicia Vikander's sexy camisole from Tomb Raider: Origins

It is said that this is the sexy vest in the game

After looking at these little vests, do you think that these little vests are like oh, yes, it seems, the color is the same, the sweat and stains of both are like this, sexy sweat, stains, haha.
this is not a vest
In fact, when it comes to sexy tomb beauties, only Julie is served! Whoops, not good, let's go too far, let's continue talking about movies.
The film was co-produced by China and Australia, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was made like this. After all, as far as I’m concerned, I haven’t seen a few good Australian films that I’m familiar with, but since it’s a co-production and most of them are Chinese elements, I’ll be realistic. How good, is it down-to-earth? Even the signatures of the Chinese cast and crew are made into pinyin, and can't be made into beautiful square characters?
Is this bullying my spelling?

The first half of the movie is still attractive. The special effects of the planes are very good (it may also be a real scene, I can't see it), the rhythm is also very tight, and the special effects of which spiders are also very good, Bingbing Sister performed very seriously. As the plot progressed, I felt that the screenwriter or director of the film wanted to show too many things, such as ancient tombs, adventures, thrillers, monsters, and even sci-fi elements of genetic engineering. The greed is not enough to swallow the elephant. From the perspective of the film, it is not good in any aspect. The hodgepodge of these common commercial film elements, stewed, and the taste is out of shape.
Is this a special effect?

As the plot progresses, I feel that the movie is starting to get out of control, and the foreshadowing that was buried in the later stage is not explained. The design that is taken for granted in order to advance the plot has reached the level of simplicity and rudeness. Sister Bingbing's mother gave her a pocket watch with a sentence on it, "Not all homeless people have lost their way." Whenever she is sad, Sister Bingbing has to take it out and recall it (here I must complain, this sister and brother are in the maze The simple incident of playing and getting lost, flashbacks again and again in the movie, is it necessary to do so many times!!!), it was originally a small object like a carrier in most movies, the design is very good, but can you conform to some logic! When the little girl was afraid, Sister Bingbing gave it to her. The next moment, Sister Bingbing found her brother Luke and gave the pocket watch to Luke who woke up (you got it back from the little girl?), and then The next moment, Luke said that the mouth was in the north, and Sister Bingbing took out the pocket watch from her backpack and used it as a compass to point north. My god, how many pocket watches do you have, Sister Bingbing? !
Stunning little pocket watch
The underground palace presented in the movie is said to be the underground palace of the first emperor of Qin. The expedition team blew up the basement door of the private house and entered the underground palace! All kinds of organs are broken inadvertently! The Chinese Confucian man thought "the emperor perfectly used the No. 6 tile" to open the door, and your male protagonist opened the door with an old punch! The final exit is also a variety of symbols, and it is also an old fist that was demolished in the underground palace! Is it simple and rude enough!
Simple and rude way to open the mechanism
The Chinese Confucian man first found Luke's notebook in the underground palace. It was densely covered with text symbols. You said that Luke came first, so he went to some places inside. I can understand, but he didn't go out. The spider was wrapped as a bait, but when it came to a critical moment, when looking for the exit, you Luke picked up your notebook, read it carefully for a long time, and said that the exit was in the north, brother, you are sure you got it right, that's not it Dungeon map?
Those who love to write notes are good children
Then there is the boss, who turned his face when he turned his face. The turning point was inexplicable. He explained that the venom affected his mind. He said that if you drink it for a long time, you will live forever. You drink it. , it seems to be left to the mental problem. I can't complain anymore, it's too unreasonable, and there's that little girl. I said before that she's not an ordinary person. She has a certain connection and has not been decrypted. In the end, she spit out a spider. Brother, is there a sequel? please forgive me!
As a film co-produced by China and Australia, even if a lot of work has been done, it is easy to make mistakes in grasping the history of China. After all, I am a big country with thousands of years. Not everyone is familiar with history, but basic common sense still needs to be Yes, many things in the film that should not have appeared in the Qin Dynasty appeared in ancient tombs. For example, the word "water" in the film, your entire Song script "water" is too annoying. After Qin was unified, Xiaozhuan became the national standard. Characters, abolish the original characters of the Six Kingdoms, it is said that this is Xiaozhuan
Xiaozhuan "water", calligraphers, right?
This is common sense!
Shouldn't this word for water appear in Qin Shi Huang's underground palace?

In short, the whole movie, the first half is ok, but the rest is messy, and the ending is even more whimsical, do you want a sequel? Want to reveal the unusualness of girls? It's not very established, it's just to scare you in the end, or it can be an adventure, tomb raider, monster, sci-fi thriller! To add, the special effects of those black spiders are really good, quite scary and disgusting!

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First