The Adventures of Ancient Chinese Tombs in the Eyes of Westerners

Hilton 2022-04-23 07:05:10

This film is given 3 points, but it's still for Bingbing's face, and the rest can only be haha.

There are so many places where you can complain that you can’t complain, but if you don’t complain, let’s talk about it. After all, you didn’t waste money and wasted 90 minutes.

Let's talk about the plot first, the settings of various bugs.

When the ancient tomb is discovered, it can fall down casually, and the tomb robber said that he still needs some Qimen Dunjia, feng shui gossip, and just wandering around.

Is this underground building an ancient tomb or an underground city? If it is an ancient tomb, what about the agency? Don't say those spiders are, these spiders don't know how to infiltrate the underground palace, and they say that spiders have destroyed the empire, then who will bury the tomb owner? And that bridge, and what the hell is the way out? I have never seen any ancient tombs that have plans for people to revisit their old places, not even Western tombs. Even if there is, it is used by tomb repairers to escape, and all of them are designed in hidden places, and they are all narrow and uncomfortable. Where like this film, it feels like it is used for tourism.

Besides, the elixir of life should be useful, at least it can cure diseases and save people, so why is it that the emperor doesn't drink all of it, even if he doesn't drink all of it, he can't just find a box and store it.

After talking about the plot and the characters, almost all of them are small masters of killing.

The villain has always called himself a shrewd businessman, but the timing of the jump is too confusing, right? He found the treasure, took the gps and ran away. This is not tomb robbing. He was afraid that the spoils would be unevenly distributed. The place jumps backwards, don't want to live anymore? Besides, I haven't seen anyone else here for the elixir of life. As the boss of the team, why do you want to kill yourself?

That Chen, a Feng Shui master who doesn't know where he came from, will use the knowledge he heard to solve problems, and sometimes use the wrong knowledge to break through the barrier (the emperor likes 6, are you kidding me? Do you know what Jiuwu Zhizun means?) Can go all the way. It's so simple, I'm going to cry when I see Hu Bayi.

In general, apart from the individual shots that can scare people, I don't think there is anything worthy of affirmation in this film.

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First