The Adventures of Ancient Chinese Tombs in the Eyes of Westerners

Hilton 2022-04-23 07:05:10

This film is given 3 points, but it's still for Bingbing's face, and the rest can only be haha.

There are so many places where you can complain that you can’t complain, but if you don’t complain, let’s talk about it. After all, you didn’t waste money and wasted 90 minutes.

Let's talk about the plot first, the settings of various bugs.

When the ancient tomb is discovered, it can fall down casually, and the tomb robber said that he still needs some Qimen Dunjia, feng shui gossip, and just wandering around.

Is this underground building an ancient tomb or an underground city? If it is an ancient tomb, what about the agency? Don't say those spiders are, these spiders don't know how to infiltrate the underground palace, and they say that spiders have destroyed the empire, then who will bury the tomb owner? And that bridge, and what the hell is the way out? I have never seen any ancient tombs that have plans for people to revisit their old places, not even Western tombs. Even if there is, it is used by tomb repairers to escape, and all of them are designed in hidden places, and they are all narrow and uncomfortable. Where like this film, it feels like it is used for tourism.

Besides, the elixir of life should be useful, at least it can cure diseases and save people, so why is it that the emperor doesn't drink all of it, even if he doesn't drink all of it, he can't just find a box and store it.

After talking about the plot and the characters, almost all of them are small masters of killing.

The villain has always called himself a shrewd businessman, but the timing of the jump is too confusing, right? He found the treasure, took the gps and ran away. This is not tomb robbing. He was afraid that the spoils would be unevenly distributed. The place jumps backwards, don't want to live anymore? Besides, I haven't seen anyone else here for the elixir of life. As the boss of the team, why do you want to kill yourself?

That Chen, a Feng Shui master who doesn't know where he came from, will use the knowledge he heard to solve problems, and sometimes use the wrong knowledge to break through the barrier (the emperor likes 6, are you kidding me? Do you know what Jiuwu Zhizun means?) Can go all the way. It's so simple, I'm going to cry when I see Hu Bayi.

In general, apart from the individual shots that can scare people, I don't think there is anything worthy of affirmation in this film.

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Extended Reading
  • Jevon 2022-03-09 08:01:25

    Sister Bingbing, in fact, it is very good in China, so there is no need to go abroad. After all, there is no big difference between a bad film made abroad and a bad film made in China.

  • Blaze 2022-03-17 09:01:10

    Net large textured Tomb Raider.

7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Mason: [sealing them in] You Gave Me Nothing But Hate

    [storms off]

    Mason: So Go Choke On It

    Mason: [having been bitten again] You Didn't Bother To Tell Me Spiders Like Those Can Swim

  • Chen: [on the emperors' subterranean structures] He built them so he could hide or escape from death... so death could not find him... so he could hide from it, so if death ever found him... he could escape from it

    Chen: Isn't it amazing? Nature always finds a way to survive

    Chen: Whale Oil Used to or for the Light Of Eternity