I was hypnotizing myself the whole time

Major 2022-04-23 07:05:10

It's so bad! We should not watch the films that foreigners make for our family members. We don’t understand Chinese culture, rely on dialogue to explain the plot, there are too many redundant humorous dialogues, and there are too many loopholes in the logic of the story itself! I actually wasted more than an hour of my life receiving such embarrassing information, and it is rare for me to write a review, so this is it. Can it be graded? 1 point! ! ! The third bad film I saw after the Spring Festival this year, the first was "Catch the Demon 2", which was shaken to death by the cinema's 4D effect, and the second was "Drowsy but still not asleep". The Shape of Water. The third is this lost hometown that made me complain while eating.

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First