First time writing a review of "Mystery Nest"

Emerson 2022-04-22 07:01:54

I've watched movies for N years. I've seen good movies and bad movies, but this is the first time a movie is so bad that I want to vomit. Too many elements in this god movie, disaster? Adventure? archeology? Tomb robbing? Suspense? hero? Thriller? From start to finish, I felt like this movie was just piecing together shots and making time. First of all, in the big sandstorm, the cow corpses all over the ground could not be touched by Bingbing, but it happened that he was hit by a stone as soon as he arrived at the door of the house. Second, what is this dwelling for, a stronghold for tomb robbers? How can there be a tunnel leading to the "ancient tomb/palace"? What happened to that child? It seems that the family has been dead for a long time. She is still so energetic. At the end of the play, she even spit out a spider. Damn, xenogeneic? Third, is this large underground building an ancient tomb or a palace? In the plot, it is suggested to conduct experiments in the palace, drink elixir, etc. Later, the spiders destroyed the palace, how did it become a mausoleum? At first I thought it was the patron saint raised by the emperor to protect his shady house. If it's an ancient tomb, why don't you show the magnificent scenes of the ancient tombs in China in a small way. In addition, if it is an ancient tomb, the ancient tombs in our country need foreigners to do archaeology without the company of a Chinese archaeological expert. Isn't this a real tomb robbery? And the IQ of the ancient Chinese is too low in the movie. From opening the door code to escaping the day, JB beat the so-called organ twice, and the movie is over. I want to vomit with laughter. One of the protagonists of Niu B's twinkling, the Spider King, finally tore his companion into two pieces and showed off his muscles, and then he was spectacularly crushed to death by a stone pillar. What kind of psychology are you, the story writer? What the hell is Sister Bing's younger brother, who appears for 5 minutes at the beginning and 10 minutes at the end, even if he is the best B, if he is bitten by a spider, he can still drink the liquid of immortality and cure the poison of the spider, and even the wound is instantly healed. Repair, magic medicine, does that mean he can live a hundred years? Such a magical potion has been buried underground for more than 2,000 years, and it is so well preserved. I really don't want to go on, it's full of blood and tears. It's because of my hard-earned money. The most intolerable thing for me is that there is a tail left at the end of the film, a scene of the big boss crawling with spiders, and a scene of the little girl spitting spiders. What are you doing, director, are you planning to make a sequel? Please forgive everyone!

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First