1 point for a bad movie, this 1 point is still given to Li Bingbing's face value and figure

Esmeralda 2022-04-20 09:02:46

The embarrassing Chinese dialogue, the awkward English dialogue, and the embarrassing plot, the whole story is so embarrassing, I really endured drowsiness to finish watching the movie.

Except for the shooting of helicopters and deserts at the beginning, the subsequent plots are basically filmed in a small house. It is an adventure film after all. I can only say that the facilities in the tomb are spicy chicken.

Some of the plots are even suspected of plagiarizing the mummy. These spiders are almost like the scarabs in the mummy. In the middle of the film, the big spider also runs out from time to time to brush the existence, as if the audience is mentally retarded.

In the end, I was also stunned. The big spider tore off his little spider teammate, and then was smashed by the pillar with a bang. What did the screenwriter want to express?

The score is 1 point, and this 1 point is still given by Li Bingbing's face value and figure.

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First