This is a movie that forced me to write a review

Mortimer 2022-04-19 09:03:08

1 Why is the villain, who secretly got the elixir of life, shouting, mmp, I was shocked when I saw it, and there is such a bad pen, I'm afraid others don't know he took it. 2 Why are there no farts except spiders in the whole article? If you add a scorpion, centipedes can die. Am I here to see spiders! 3 Why does the spider entangle Wu Zun and don't eat it, and everyone else just eats it cleanly, mmp, I don't understand it at all, they only eat Europeans and Americans, and Asians keep their mouths alive, just wrap them up first, with less meat? 4 Why did I finish reading it, why did I come here, why do you come here too, why do I write reviews, why do you come to review and hold the grass, this is the real intention of the director!

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First