An unexpected piece of shit

Maybell 2022-04-19 09:03:08

A movie that is between lackluster and boring, Li Bingbing's excellent appearance has almost become the only motivation for me to watch this movie.

The film seems to want to combine the two types of Western exploration and Chinese tomb robbing, but from the effect point of view, both aspects have failed.

First of all, the simplicity of the imperial mausoleum in the film is unreasonable, and the plot of the emperor and ministers living underground together is even more incredible. Can't compare.

The use of a large number of poisonous spiders to abuse the audience's vision is also lacking in novelty, and the spiders that die when they are burned can kill so many people, I'm afraid it's not making me laugh.

However, he came from afar to save people from Australia, and when he knew in advance about the poisonous spiders, he did not take special protection, and even one detoxifying serum was not enough for one person. of……

I admire myself for being able to watch the entire film. Fortunately, there is a surprise at the end of the film, which is a small gift for those who persist until the end.

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First