From Xinlongmen to Shendu Dragon King, I vomited, who will vomit (don't spray)

When it comes to New Dragon Gate, those who have only seen the subtitles in 3D will know what's going on, and now there's the Dragon King of the God City. Four nondescript words describe the achievements of the director and the screenwriters, and they are simply anxious for the IQ of these people. Nima wants to lean on the side of history, is it still a little common sense? Di Renjie was born in the fifth year of his mother's Zhenguan, and he didn't know that he could go to Baidu. You start by asking for the year 665 AD, and I'll be fucked. Paralyzed 665 years old, people are only 30 years old? Yan Liben is Di Renjie's fellow countryman, are you mistaken? When the screen changes, where did you guys put Luoyang? What the hell is Tanggu? Is Luoyang City Venice? Does the dragon have to live in the sea? Can I fly in the sky? Can it come out of the mountains? Luoyang is adjacent to the Qinling Mountains in the west, Songyue Mountain in the east, Taihang Mountain in the north and the danger of the Yellow River. How many stories have happened in thousands of years that you can't make up? Will Nima come up and transfer the whole city directly? If you don't come, you're going to have a large-scale naval battle in 3D, right? Paralyzed that my country's shipbuilding technology in the Tang Dynasty was already very high, okay? Is it 663 years to go out to fight the devil Baijiangkou battle? Are you fucking fighting Fuyugu? Besides, the master will give you the entire flagship ship, okay? It doesn't matter if there is no flagship. According to the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty in our country, Liu Rengui led his troops to destroy the Japanese and didn't even understand the sailing distance of a fleet? In the Tang Dynasty, when fat was the beauty, do you think a skinny girl like Yang Ying could be a fucking courtesan? (Besides, there is still a question mark on whether the title of Hua Kui in the Tang Dynasty is still a question mark, and people who have read history books can give some pointers.) This woman is going to be sacrificed, and she is still in the mood to fly? In a place like Dali Temple, two people got Di Renjie in, but three people came out when they came out? Fuck you, don't say that Dali Temple is a county government, right? Nima Feng Siqing is guarding outside, can't you hear Sister Yang screaming? Lu Zhaolin's ancient meaning of Chang'an was directly transferred to Yuan Zhen, right? An imperial physician ordered a talisman to block Wu Zetian? Is the Gu worm a dung beetle or a centipede? Interested in bugs? The entire Dongdao helped raise a giant manta ray, waved his hand and wiped out your Tang Dynasty’s 100,000 navy army. Do you need to work hard to raise Gu with a living person? The most ridiculous thing is a horse that can walk in the water? This Nima counter-rebellion also first talk about the story of an explanation? Did the Fuyu Kingdom and the Tang Dynasty go to war against the Japanese territory? Have you figured out where Nima Fuyu is? The 100,000 army was wiped out in the blink of an eye. Seeing that you were about to come, they still didn't release the manta rays to patrol and wait for your warships to come and destroy themselves? moron? This fucking Huo Yi is in the dark, these people go down the mountain and wave their hands and cut off the ropes at the Ming people's house. What else is there to do with you? There is no explanation of how the entire manta ray is controlled, and it is stupid to start? Feng Siqing got in and out of the water, and even the hair on his body was wet, so I'd fuck it, can you be any more stupid? that animation I won't talk about the bad effect, at least you fucking told me that when people pay to watch movies? It's a bit like editing, isn't it? In addition to the martial arts, what else is left? No matter how you watch movies, everyone should be entertained. If you are not skilled, don't learn to play 3D. If your brain is not good, there is nothing you can do. Spend some money and ponder over such flaws and still have the nerve to show them off? Tell me what did you see? Paralyzed since I paid to watch Xinlongmen, I was shocked by Director Xu Da’s unintelligible artistic level. I swore that I would never pay another penny to watch his movies. Sure enough, after watching this online, I was very impressed. Fortunately, my buddies will no longer contribute to the box office of such a movie. I have this money to eat and drink properly. I wanted to complain for a long time, but I haven't had time. Today, I just clicked the website and saw this movie, and I couldn't bear it anymore. After writing it, I vomited, and I even bothered to recall part of it, and I really vomited. There can be martial arts and fantasy, so it's purely made up, and don't rely on history. Even if it is based on history, it is a bit like it. Let’s take a step back and say that people and events can be fabricated, but geographical locations cannot be changed. As for what else to complain about in the film, I believe there will be more unhappy friends who will come forward. The younger brother is ignorant of talent and knowledge, so please do not spray if you have different opinions.

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