A movie review of a reasoning enthusiast (revealing the bottom)

Magnus 2022-04-24 07:01:25

Although I know that watching domestic mystery novels or movies as a reasoning lover is basically equivalent to masochistic behavior, I finally took a long vacation to get together with my friends. My friends kindly wanted to treat guests to a movie. I went to the cinema and found that there was only this one in this time period. The movie can be watched, so I made full psychological preparations and walked into the theater.
The entire movie is 133 minutes long, and Tsui Hark wasted 133 minutes. Of course, for this result, after reading the first part, I can basically expect the urine of this series. To put it simply, Tsui Hark's Di Renjie series is a typical "Shimada flow" - mysteries in the sky (such as the colossus, the continuous spontaneous combustion of the human body) and the solution in the gutter (caused by a certain insect).
Therefore, there are still mysteries in the sky and answers in the gutter in this movie.
Mystery 1: During the expedition of the Tang Dynasty warships, they encountered an unknown sea monster (the so-called "Dragon King of Shendu"), and almost the entire army was wiped out. What is the true face of the Dragon King?
Answer: It is a sea monster (named "Ao Wang", which looks like a horseshoe crab (hou)). . .
What? Are you saying this thing can't exist in reality? There are sea monsters in "Pirates of the Caribbean". I have abundant products and everything. Can I lag behind the underdeveloped Caribbean region in GDP?
Mystery 2: A human-shaped water monster appeared in Shendu, and everyone who saw it exclaimed "Dragon King Appears", what is this?
Answer: It was an ordinary person, and then got Gu. . . Infested. . . Infested. . .
Nani? Hearing this answer, my whole person is Spartan. I have wood, and I also have Guizhou classmates. I heard him introduce Gu, but how can there be such a NB Gu, it is more than any chemical weapon NB, Ah Sadne is full of cows, ah, there are wood. Moreover, the person who was caught in the Gu turned into a frogman, what does it mean when everyone calls him the Dragon King? Your Dragon King is an amphibious gangster with no tail?

After reading these basics, you can find that the reasoning part of the movie does not advance but retreats compared to the previous one (actually, this is not easy. In other words, the last one is so bad, you can actually be worse, you are this Are you paying tribute to the national football team?), I just told the story from the beginning and pulled it down.
It is a neighboring island country in the Tang Dynasty (this movie never thought about covering up who the big boss behind the scenes is) for some reason (the motive is not important), to control the world, so they decided to poison all the royal families with poison, and all the royal families drink one. They planted a tea called "Que Tong", so they caught the young master of the tea house (the one in Mystery 2), put Gu in the tea, and by the way transformed the young master into a frogman. In addition, they raised a water monster (the one in Mystery 1) to deal with the Tang Dynasty. But this young master has a little bitch (played by AB), who took advantage of an opportunity to secretly let the water monster go and slipped away (leading to mystery 1). He goes to the little bitch, and the villains want to take him back.
The main line of the movie is that the three protagonists Di Renjie (played by Zhao Youting), Yuchi Zhenjin (played by Feng Shaofeng), and Sha Tuozhong (played by Lin Gengxin), after the incident of the Dragon King in Shendu (mystery 1), through "scratching the cocoons and analyzing them carefully", while engaging in base, while deducing the above truth. The last three people worked together to defeat the big boss (sea monster), successfully cleared the level, and ushered in a happy ending in which the lovers were finally married and the world was saved again.
It is worth mentioning that in this film, Di Renjie's reasoning method basically relies on brain supplementation, which belongs to the superpower that can supplement the entire crime process by just looking at the map. And Tsui Hark is an excellent action film director, Di Renjie can be said to be superb in martial arts in this film (after all, he was so good in the last film, although this is a prequel, the skills that should be learned must also be learned, nothing more than Is it just adding a few less yellow dots).
Another bright spot (?) is that the way to detox the royal family is to drink urine collectively. . . Is this the "indecent reasoning" that I learned from Takemoto Da and Hu Tao Lao Shi?
Overall, the viewing experience of this movie is still -- poor. In addition to the cinema hardware, the 3D looks dark, and the dust on the glasses is 3D.
Rating: One star can't be more, give it to the mystery of the sky. ab doesn't sell much meat in it. You know that the plot of this movie is not good, so you won't be able to shoot a decent sex scene? Tsui Hark, why do you know how to make movies? I'm taking off my pants and you're going to show me this?
PS: Personally, I think the biggest mystery of the whole movie is - please answer on the basis of watching the movie but not reading the subtitles and spoilers: Who is Chen Kun playing in the movie?

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