"I wish you would lose a few hundred taels every few days, and then come calling for help when you lose everything. It's not a way to keep doing this, right?
" Lose everything that can be lost in this life - a full 300,000 taels! I also want Brother Tang to paint 30 paintings for me, so that I can pay my debts and save my life."
Don't say brother, I don't take care of you, I will definitely be in your mourning hall. Write an elegiac couplet for you, one of which is "Death is a blessing", and the other is "Death is not a pity", you have chosen it yourself.
The big deal is that I swear that if I gamble again in the future, I will be gang-raped by the ugliest woman in the world every night until my body is broken and shaky.
What I admire most about Brother Tang is that he can make flowers on the front of my chest, trees on my palms, rocks on my butt, clouds on the front and mountains on the back.
"Which part of my body was used to draw that majestic eagle?"
"It was the lifeblood of your Excellency."
"It's not what I expected! It's so majestic and enthusiastic, it's so expressive!"
"I'm talking about an eagle. How can the little worm in the mouth be so majestic and enthusiastic?"
Tang Bohu was born in the sixth year of Gengyin, the sixth year of Chenghua under Emperor Xianzong of the Ming Dynasty, hence the name Tang Yin. Because it belongs to the tiger, it is also known as Tang Bohu.
Tang Yin was extremely intelligent, excellent in poetry and painting, ranked first among the four great talents in Jiangnan, and was an idol worshipped by men, women and children at that time.
The most talked about is that he has eight beautiful, gentle and virtuous wives, who are like immortals and beautiful family members, envy others.
"My picture of a hundred flowers blooming..."
"What's the big deal? Put a table for us, cheapskate."
"You're not dead yet, why don't you draw another one?"
...
"I The poetry collection of this..."
"Look at this rotten table, it's always on one side, and it's not even if you put a copy on it, you go and get two more copies!"
...
"My picture of a hundred birds facing the phoenix... Why can't I even see the bird's head? already?"
"Why are you so long-winded? People's chickens are gone, you can't even borrow your little bird to use it?"
Money is easy to get, but confidants are hard to find. Although I and a few ladies have the name of husband and wife, it is a pity that we have different dreams in the same bed.
Eight people hang themselves together, how spectacular!
"It's my fault. The ladies are gentle and virtuous, well-mannered, and knowledgeable, but I don't know how to appreciate them. I'm sorry everyone, please forgive me."
"You understand!
" Do you have an appetite for chicken wings?"
"It's very simple, because... (singing) Braised chicken wings is my favorite."
"(singing) But your mother said you will ascend to heaven soon.
" If you don’t eat now, you won’t have the chance to eat it later.”
“(Singing) Are you really going to ascend to heaven?”
“(Singing) I am going to ascend to heaven soon.”
“(Chorus) If you don’t eat now, you won’t have a chance to eat it later. "
I've never heard of such a chaotic pulse."
"What did you hear?"
"General's order!"
Our Tang family has two enemies: one of them is a deadly scholar, and the other is the one who robbed you of your father back then. 's rival (Mrs. Hua).
Weapon Spectrum Ranking:
1. Xiao Li's fucking flying knife.
2. Scholar's life-threatening sword.
3. Overlord gun.
4, Xiao Li flying knife.
(Singing) My heart is sad and my heart is aching, and my eight wives are like wolves and tigers. People think that I enjoy the blessings of all people, but who knows how empty and lonely it is? who knows? ...
A flock of geese at the foot of the mountain hurried down the river with a hush. Luohe catches geese and is hungry. After eating, he goes home to play with his wife.
Beauty, like flowers, needs green leaves to set off her beauty.
It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a smile full of love.
"Young master, you really know the goods, so many ships chose mine, and I am famous for being fast."
"Your ship is sinking!"
"Yes, it sinks fast!"
With your wisdom, can I fool you?
Two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died in one night, I was infected with tenth-level tuberculosis, half-sale and half-free, you can buy me!
Prosperity... Prosperity! You can't die, prosperous... You've been with me for so long, you've been kind and sincere to me, but until now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry for you! Prosperity.
cockroach! Xiaoqiang, what happened to you? cockroach. Xiaoqiang, you can't die. I have lived with you and shared weal and woe for so many years. I have been teaching you to support you as if I were my own flesh and blood. I never imagined that today the white-haired person will send the black-haired person...
Boy, from today onwards, you will be the lowest in Washington. Wait a minute, "9527" is your lifetime code name.
(Singing) Live and work like a dog, but you can't bark when you are scolded. Like a dog, so funny.
(brand) Low-level people and dogs are not allowed to enter.
"But as a low-level servant, it's not convenient for me to come in."
"Who thinks you are a low-level servant? I only think you are a dog."
As long as I can help you retrieve the paper kite, I'm not afraid of a thousand knives Wan cut, willing to brave hell. With just one arm, what's the point?
You actually painted my splendid, graceful, and beautiful Pomegranate sister into this kind of virtue?
(Singing) Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, so that my handsome appearance was preserved. I'm going to find an opportunity to confess to her tonight, and see that you, Qiuxiang, are not emotional about me. "Sister Pomegranate
, you misunderstood. In fact, I respect you as much as I treat my own wife."
It's too exciting!"
We are the four prostitutes in the south of the Yangtze River who are greedy in the east and cheap in the west!
My little brother is Zhou Botong, a little prostitute known as Yushu Linfeng wins Pan An and a pear flower presses Begonia.
Strictly speaking, I am also a thief, but not a prostitute. You can treat me as a thief who steals hearts.
It doesn't matter if a man is poor, but he has to be strong and talented, otherwise, even if he reads books for the rest of his life, he will be just a waste.
If I really laugh at you, I laugh at you for being an idiot.
Falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, and flowing water unintentionally loves falling flowers.
Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Blossom Immortal planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms in exchange for wine money.
Others laugh at me too crazy, I laugh at others can't see through. No tombs of heroes in the five tombs, no flowers, no wine, and no hoes.
You are Tang Bohu, and I am Guanyin!
Mrs. Bing, the villain lives in the city of Suzhou. He has a house and a farm, and his life is boundless.
Who knew that Tang Bohu, he was arrogant and merciless, colluded with the government, and occupied my house and seized my land.
My grandfather turned his face with him and was smashed by him with a stick.
My grandmother scolded him for deceiving the good people, but he was caught in the Tang Mansion, raped a hundred times, a hundred times! In the end, she hangs herself and hates the world.
He also expelled my father and son from their homes and went to the riverside.
In order to take care of my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple.
Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is too sinister, knowing this situation, he sent someone to plot and beat my father and son in front of the city.
The little man is strong and sturdy, and his life is still alive. The poor old man's soul goes back to heaven.
This hatred is even more difficult to fill. In order to bury my father, I can only sell myself as a slave and make myself cheap.
Diligently earning money while reading articles, swearing to show fame and fortune, to kill enemies with strong will!
Since then, "Tang Yin Poems" has been by my side, and I will never forget this hatred!
"This kind of feeling really makes people feel like flying through the clouds. His touching confession can be expressed in a playful and brisk bamboo board, and the percussion instruments with strong rhythm are added to the end. It really makes me... Wave after wave of climax."
"Yes! His surging creativity is like the thousands and thousands of roes in the body of a multi-spring fish!"
"That's right! I'm the multi-spring fish, and I'm full of power now!"
Why do you have to poop after eating? Smell it after you poop? awful!
(Singing) I successfully passed the test and became a book boy. Everything is under my control. Getting closer and closer to Sister Qiuxiang, my mood is very different today.
There are three things my brother doesn’t do: I don’t pour tea and hand water, I don’t do laundry and sweep the floor, and I don’t make beds and quilts.
I can play the harmonica, play the jade flute, fry clams on a plate, bake an egg tart, divination astrology, watch people's eyebrows, be arrogant, steal jade and steal fragrance!
"If I'm not mistaken, the two of you should be... idiots!"
"I can see that?"
"I'm so impressed!"
"Young man, are you trying to get a job with me? Which way are you?"
"I haven't asked for a lesson yet...?"
"Teach me to teach."
"Teach first and then teach."
"Teach later and ask first." "Teach
first and teach first."
"Teach later and then ask.
" I've taught you!"
"This master was originally from Surabaya, and now he is the chief Xibin of Washington, holding a fan! Which department are you in?"
"I am originally from Suzhou, and I am currently a small book boy in Washington, with a pair of double flowers in front of the door. Eyebrows!"
"I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon's head on my chest. People stop killing people, but Buddhas stop killing Buddhas!"
One Hua An had two eyes, and three girls had six breasts.
I have read Tang Bohu's poems, and from between the lines, I can see that he is a man who is dedicated and sincere.
Ordinary birds are ordinary birds, and they will never fly up the branches and become phoenixes.
"That's not right, this is clearly a picture of a chicken pecking at rice!"
"Yes, it's still a little bit... Add a light circle on your head, it's a divine bird!"
There are three masters in one town and two li, and they don't know the four books, five classics, and six meanings. , how dare to teach seven eight nine sons, very bold.
Ten families and nine poor people, with eight, two, seven, six cents, five cents, four cents, and half-hearted, first-class nasty!
"The next one is Du Chuanxiang, the first scholar in the seven provinces and a staff general, nicknamed "The King of Kings", who is your Excellency?"
"My little brother has read books for two years, and a lost little book boy in the world - Hua'an." In the
picture, the dragon If you don't yawn or howl, the little book boy is ridiculous.
Inside the chessboard, chariots without wheels and horses without reins, shouting generals beware.
Yingying, Yanyan, Cui, Cui, and Hong are harmonious and harmonious everywhere.
Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers and leaves year after year.
Ten mouths of thoughts, thinking of the king, thinking of the country, thinking of the society.
Enjoy the eight eyes, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance.
I am superior and majestic, showing the courage of a tiger.
You're a nasty bitch, showing half the head of your penis.
The Xian family shoveled mud and planted trees together.
There are many fish in your pond.
The fish fat and fruit are ripe into my stomach.
Your mother is here to cook.
Duan Xiang was supposed to have fun, but today brother Chuan Xiang actually vomited dozens of liang blood.
The most despicable and vicious "unrecognizable feet" in martial arts. (You can use "Return My Beautiful Fist" to get back to the prototype)
"You drew it?"
"Yes, sometimes I make a living by painting Tang Yin's fake paintings. This painting of "Spring Trees and Autumn Frost" has been painted hundreds of times, and I am familiar with it. Very, very hopeful."
"But...how did you draw so fast?"
"This time it's too slow."
"Then please pour a cup of tea first."
"Did you make a mistake? Say 'please '? It's just right to serve the boss! Why do you say 'please'?"
"When you say 'please', you look down on us. You will disappoint us so much, leading to endocrine disorders and incontinence, which may lead to a big headache. If you have shit on your head, it's not good for everyone."
"I just said the word 'please', you can't shit on my head, right?"
"Don't laugh!"
"We're serious!"
"Understood...you two scumbags, go and pour me a cup of tea!"
"Right, that's how you look like big brother!"
"Thank you big brother!"
"You don't today Admit it, one day you will have to admit it."
"Let's talk about it tomorrow."
"So dragged?"
"Exactly!"
That's right, I am the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, heroism and chivalry - Tang Bohu!
Just these few rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs want to kill my Tang Bohu?
The No. 1 strange poison in the world, which round gets your "one day death"? It should be the "smiling half-step insane" of my Tang family! "My '
One Day Lost Sanctuary' is made from seven different poisonous insects, plus Hedinghong.
Banbujian' is prepared with honey, Chuanbei, Campanulaceae, and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated, and no preservatives are added. Apart from the strong toxicity, it tastes very good!
" People who are scattered will lose all their martial arts in one day, their meridians will flow backwards, they will think wildly, and even go crazy, and eventually they will die from violent blood vessels!"
"That's right, as the name suggests, friends who eat 'Smile Ban Bu Lun' must not Take a step, or show a smile, or your whole body will explode and die. It's really a family trip..."
"Murder and silence..."
"(Together) a must-have medicine!"
"As the first of the four great talents in Jiangnan, Will there be a lot of stress?"
"That's a good question. The stress, to be honest, is quite a lot. So I go on a trip whenever I have time to relieve my boredom."
Hua An, I love you!
"You're stupid, you're more idiot than him. You know you don't have a gun head and you still stab you?"
"Who said you can't stab someone without a gun head?"
(Tang Bohu is limited to one stick of incense, and selects Qiuxiang from twenty brides-to-be with red scarves on their heads.)
Selection rules:
1. The selection person is not allowed to go beyond the yellow line to observe the bride.
2. All brides-to-be are not allowed to make any noises, and those who violate the rules shall abstain.
3. It is not allowed to use any objects to touch the bride-to-be's body and clothing.
"If you can't order Mid-Autumn incense within the time limit, you will lose, and Qiuxiang will belong to my two sons, Huawen and Huawu." "Madam, in broad daylight, do you want to
kill me?"
One way - fighting cattle across the mountain!
You forced me to do a trick! ——Turtle...wave...qi...gong!
You have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder.
"Eldest sister, I read my poem, what do you do when you don't have to?"
"I didn't respond, I just shivered."
Life's ups and downs are so fast, it's so exciting! Made me want to pee.
Can't guess boxing? Mahjong, Pai Gow, craps, and four-color tiles are always the same, right?
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