It's been hot recently, and my brain is a little watery. Yesterday, I even thought of going to the cinema to watch a movie, you know, "Wolf Warrior 2". It received rave reviews. I saw a hot article on Jianshu and angrily rebuked the audience who gave it one star.
However, just to be cautious, I downloaded "Wolf Warrior 1", and I happened to have no sleep at night, so I finished it.
how to say?
It really did not disappoint me, and once again warned me with shocking facts: cherish IQ and stay away from domestic films.
Take a chestnut.
The big drug lord was pretending to practice calligraphy in the villa, and then the special forces rushed in. Dear, such a big corner, where is the nursing home? What? got done? What about the corpse? Want to learn Jason Statham to save his brother? Think long.
In other words, the drug lord walked out of the house slowly. Could he still smoke? My well-trained special forces, are not afraid that what he pulls out is a bomb?
Then, the mercenaries arrived, fighting at sea, all kinds of heavy weapons, it was a massacre, and no one was injured or killed. The important thing is that during the whole process, the drug lord was indifferent on the battlefield, as if everything was expected. Dear, the artillery fire is flying, let's not pretend to be coercive? Find a place to hide now. By the way, which country's special forces are this? Obviously an important hostage is by his side, let him be slaughtered like this? Who trained you?
You come in to take revenge and kill someone, I can understand that. However, when we went to Leng Feng during the large-scale drill of the special forces, how many mercenaries are you? Are you too arrogant? People who work for money are even worse. This is the logic of ordinary mercenaries. You guys are so aggressive, do your parents know?
Well, even if we cross the border, we know where and who to settle the account, and we can recognize Leng Feng in a large group of special forces like a god. So, aren't we snipers? Let's just ambush the cold front, right? What? To be caught alive? It's okay to get hurt, right? Why did you want to scare the snakes, causing the entire combat force to go out with planes to deal with it?
In such an open area, two planes and two cars, I really admire how calm they are. Are they really eating too much waste oil?
It is said that the drug lords retreated from the trees, and this forest is covered with mines, and our army cannot enter. So, why did the drug lord get in? Leng Feng, why did they go in? Leng Feng, how handsome you are when you run in and detonate the mines without getting hurt? another one?
The most important thing is that such a calm person, a big drug lord, went to such an uninhabited place in person in order to get a few tubes of blood. Do you need it? Is your brother's soul attached to your body? Are we here for a deal or for revenge? Let's not make two things one thing, okay? For an important international trade, it is specially chosen to carry out the training of special forces, and also to tease my soldiers in Greater China. This IQ makes people anxious. By the way, looking for Chinese blood samples? Dear, you don't have to take such a big risk, tell my brother, how much does it cost? What we lack in Greater China is blood, especially the blood of patriotic youth.
In order to save a wounded comrade-in-arms, several people rushed up. Dear, have you been trained?
What? Give your brother a treat? Do you have to die? Wouldn't it be better for you to hide there for a while, look at the blue sky of the motherland, and wait to be killed or rescued?
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I can't talk about loopholes. The correct posture for film criticism is to find out the merits, which is more labor-saving.
Let's talk about the words that make some people's hormones rise: those who commit crimes against China will be punished even if they are far away.
Uncle, people just sell drugs and get money, they don't want to offend you China. People are also notorious in their own country, and they don't represent anyone.
We are teachers, and we often ask: "Woman, why do you study?" If any one of them righteously says, "Study for the rise of China!" For a moment, I am a veteran patriotic youth, but, "Reading for the rise of China", Zhou En said it, you really can't say it. Because of the different contexts, it was about saving the nation and trying to survive, and that was their goal, so it's not a big talk. What are you doing today? Speaking so viciously? My Greater China has risen long ago. If you don't believe me, turn on the news network and watch it? You are still here implying that we are living in dire straits? In grammar, this is called "big words with little use". For example, if you go to the ground to urinate, you can't say that I'm "urinating for the rise of China", you can only say that drinking too much water makes you anxious. Although the logic is very smooth, because your urine is rich in nutrients, sprinkled on the ground, promotes soil fertility, objectively promotes agricultural development, and of course also contributes to the country. Every time I think about this in the future, does it feel particularly pleasant when I defecate?
To put it bluntly, if China and the United States go to war, this is very appropriate. If China and India go to war, it must also be changed to "Although it is near, it will be executed." That size is the same. Today, if you fight a drug dealer or catch a thief, they are all "whoever commits crimes against China will be punished even if they are far away", then go to the mental hospital to reserve a seat.
Chinese who? You, me, and him, these countless little people with flesh and blood and dreams, have been formed for generations, and they are still going on. "Criminalizing China" is first and foremost a violation of us little people. In this sense, corruption, bureaucracy, and dictatorship are "violating China", and all kinds of injustices, big and small, in life are "violating China", including waste oil of course. Without freedom of speech, China is not free. And "Criminalizing China" is too correct and therefore too imprecise. It is better to revise it into specific sub-topics and small formulations, and then gradually solve them. China cannot be regarded as a "I am not present" China, or a China where I pretend to be present, and then it becomes a gorgeous collective lust.
Chinese directors are not stupid, so they can make a movie like "Farewell My Concubine" that can be ranked in the top ten in the world. The Chinese director is thief, so it is possible to shoot a series like "Wolf Warrior". Don't criticize Wu Jing, the logic is tight, and there may be fewer audiences. The current situation is just right. Satisfied the big country imagination of patriotic young people, and gave a gift to the 19th National Congress by the way.
The most important thing is to have a good box office, everyone is happy.
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