A film that is very suitable for ranting

Abelardo 2022-11-28 13:59:32

Allow me to take a moment to complain:
1. At the beginning of the film, the screen is full of golden armored soldiers, and there is also the supreme ruler played by Chow Yun-fat. Isn't this really "Golden Armor in the City"?
2. The Jade Emperor's sister fell in love with the Bull Demon King and was beaten to the mortal realm. Their children should not be red boys and should be called Erlang Shen
. 3. Monkeys studied art with Bodhi, and Bodhi actually had female disciples
. 4. Monkeys went to the East China Sea With the help of weapons, the Dragon King knew that he couldn't beat the thief, and he even showed the treasure at home, the Dragon Palace armor suit to the thief monkey, and introduced it to the thief monkey the same way. Ah
5. The monkey went out of the Dragon Palace and saw the Dinghai Shenzhu, thinking what the hell is this? The Dragon King arrived with the Prime Minister Turtle, and the Prime Minister Turtle offered a plan to let him try it anyway if he couldn't handle it. The Dragon King agreed, but they really took it. . If I were the Dragon King, I would go back to the palace, and I would stew the Prime Minister Turtle and drink
it. At the same time, in order to unite Sun Wukong, the Bull Demon King did not hesitate to offer the second mistress, the white fox spirit. His heart was so broad. If Dong Zhuo had such a heart, he would have been willing to give Diaochan to Lu Bu. By the way, He Rundong played Lu Bu...
7. When it comes to going to heaven, White Fox said that there are thirty-three heavens in heaven, and the gods in heaven will come back to life. Monkey said that I want to go to heaven and learn to resurrect. Seeing this guy laughing, it's like saying that there are seven rings in Beijing, people living in the seven rings can get into Peking University with low scores, and other people from other places are screaming that if I want to go to Beijing, I will also enter Peking University with low scores. , Joke, do you have Beijing household registration?
8. The monkey put the horse in the Pantao Garden. It happened that the Seven Fairies were picking peaches. The monkey went up to chat a few times, and was ridiculed and ridiculed by several Bai Fumei, and the monkey was directly angry. In other words, I am also angry, not to bring such a direct exposure of people's shortcomings
9. Erlangshen must have an affair with one of the fairies in Pantaoyuan, sure, look at their little eyes, and blow kisses
10. The monkey said to Erlangshen: " I've wanted to fuck you for a long time." Ji Qing, Ji Qing
11. In the alchemy hall, Erlang God whipped the monkey with a whip. Should this be considered sadomasochism or animal cruelty?
12. The monkeys that came out of the Dan furnace are not red eyes, but red eyes. What's the matter? 13. The Bull Demon
King will have holographic projection... 15. The battle
of the
Heavenly Palace is the Three Kingdoms killing between the monkey, the old cow and the Jade Emperor.
16. In the part of Guanyin's transformation of Wukong, Guanyin already has a good-fortune boy by his side, so how do you solve the red boy's problem? Employment issues within the system? Oh yes, I made a mistake. In this play, Red Boy, as a descendant of the current counter-revolutionary in Heaven, is impossible to enter the system
. It's a Saiyan
18. The position where the old cow was knocked down to heaven is really similar to Lop Nor
19. After being knocked down from the mortal world, the old cow turned into a yak
20. The voice of the Buddha is neither male nor female
21. The whole film looks like Like a super-long online game promotional video, the special effects feel like the CG level of a computer game a few years ago.
22. Also playing a monkey, Liu Xiaolingtong: I look like a monkey, but in fact I am the Monkey King; Zhou Xingchi : I look like a monkey, but in fact I am a supreme treasure; Donnie Yen: I am a monkey, I am really a monkey, I am really a monkey

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