We two natives went from the urban-rural fringe to the movie world in the city center to watch the movie. My man chose him. He chose this movie. The meaning of this is that we didn't have the slightest prior understanding of this movie.
At that time other movies in the theater were arranged to be shown. There were only one episode of this movie, and the dead audience with empty seats in the front, back, left, and right are poor single digits, including a kindergarten child. At that time, I thought this movie must be ugly. I have never heard of
it. Before the movie opened, she asked her mother in a milky voice, "What is a robber?" Her
mother said, "It's a good robber."
Little friend, "How can a robber be a good
man ?" "
Come and watch the movie after the science is finished.
At the beginning of the opening, I immediately reversed the narrow idea that this is a shoddy film. Damn, those beautifully made pictures just take a screenshot and they are a very dazzling desktop. Is there any? ? The props also seem to be very good, they are not cheap, and the music is also very suitable. The male lead is also very vicissitudes of life. I can't wait to have "I'm handsome" tattooed on every pore to act in every play. . . . . . As soon as Cha Cha came out, I was amazed again by the gorgeous European court clothes and the very Sassoon hairstyle. Anyway, I was amazed every second when I first started watching the movie, and I screamed in my heart that this is a blockbuster! I have to admire the Japanese! (That's what I thought when the watch was filmed) I think I've watched too few movies! I think I am Grandma Liu. When I entered the Grand View Garden, I could only express my sincere admiration for everything I saw! As I watched it, I wanted to go back and I must publicize this film. I still have a BS in my heart. The domestic directors of the films you made either have good plots, and the pictures are not good, or there are only grand pictures and no plots to support you. You have to learn from Japan. Why can they do it? How well is the picture and plot integrated? ? ? ? When I saw Ye Kui's eyes, I wanted to spray nosebleeds, what am I swollen? When I saw the handsome Goemon and Caizo in my youth, especially Goemon, I wanted to get a nosebleed too! ! When I see the cute little Miss Cha Cha, I feel so cute! ! The people of the Appearance Association really have to be as restless as they are! !
But! The hateful turn came when my bladder felt the pressure! ! ! I want to pee! But I was afraid that I would miss a lot of gorgeous pictures and beautiful faces when I went to WC, so I made a difficult decision! want! hold back! Urine!
If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will definitely choose to pee! And I feel hungry after I have to pee and poop, and go out to have a late-night snack and a cup of milk tea, and come back to the movie just in time for THE END~! That way my impression of it will always be perfect!
The plot behind it is completely insane! ! ! Miss Chacha resolutely decided to assassinate Toyotomi Hideyoshi before hiding for the honorable title of samurai, and also resolutely decided to accept Ishida Sancheng's order to assassinate Hideyoshi Goemon, too! Completely formed a situation where there are more wolves, less meat and more monks! ! I thought this Hideyoshi was doomed, everyone was going to kill him. One missed, and the other, not to mention that two of them were high-level experts. Of course, Chacha missed this is a sure result? ? As a result, Chacha told Goemon that you are leaving, Goemon walked away without looking back! What a fool! ! Just hide to kill the bad ones, to hang them on the mast, swing them to dry, and be rescued by their loyal and muscular subordinates! Ishida watched helplessly as Hideyoshi pulled Chacha away without any resistance! How much do you want to cheat! ! ! Why did you blow up so many boats for the sake of the horses! ! ! The CG-like pictures in the back are exhausting. Goemon's ability to jump on the moon with one jump can only hide in the crowd before being thrown into a frying pan. It really makes me unable to even complain! ! ! There are too many bugs in the back, I can't finish it! ! Poor Miss Cha Cha and her lover can only watch the vacant room after a night's sleep. It's really sad~
But even though the plot behind it has collapsed to the point where people's eyes fall all over the floor, I still want to give it four stars! Because the front is so gorgeous! ! I still love it! ! Yep! ! Just sauce! !
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