film , it presents a glorious scene that is impossible in Japanese history, but the gorgeous picture makes you involuntarily: wow ---
Looking at it again, the characters appear one by one, and the story unfolds. The more I look at it, the easier it is to say: Huh?
At the end, there is only one word left: Damn,
this is a movie that makes people complain, and there are too many points to complain about. I have to think of which one to say.
The story is obviously in the background of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, but it is completely There is no sense of the times, even that Toyotomi Hideyoshi is so perverted that people are speechless. After all, he is a doer, and he climbs up step by step from the grassroots level. This person in the film is simply indignant... Could it be that Japan's impression of Toyotomi Hideyoshi is a faint-hearted prince?
But history can be overturned, bad people can be whitewashed, and good people can be smeared, this kind of setting is fine,
but it is obviously a Japanese background, ignoring an island parliament will not appear endless plain night scenes, and ignoring that handsome guys are in line with modern aesthetics The hairstyle, just say from the castle to the armor, how come it is all European style?
Lord Toyotomi is dressed in a wizard costume, Miss Chacha is dressed in a poncho skirt, and Lord Nobunaga Oda is wearing a full set of European medieval armor to fight against the peaks. The courtyard in the castle is clearly a European-style garden. No matter how much the Japanese love Western culture, Wouldn't it be poisoned like this?
Of course, I also want to mention that the geisha ladies are wearing mini kimonos, painted smoky costumes, and dancing modern dances...
Oh, yes, the safe that Goemon has stolen, wow, that gorgeous mechanical technology Ah, that is, the current Swiss bank vault can barely catch up with such a sophisticated lock.
The entire castle is inlaid with beads and jade, resplendent, that majestic, that majestic, sitting on a high mountain, and the Potala Palace does not have this momentum!
The question is, how do I remember that Japan is an earthquake country?
Why haven't the epoch-making works that subverted the Japanese architectural style survived? Because Superman Goemon, armed with a Japanese sword (actually a laser sword?), slashed and slashed all the way, and cut down the entire city.
It turned out to be a tofu dregs project...
Goemon is really a superman! I initially suspected that he was a flea star. He jumped straight into the sky, hundreds of times more powerful than the exaggerated Qinggong in Hong Kong films. With this jumping power, he ran from the east to the west of Japan in a few minutes, right?
And he moves at the speed of light! Toyotomi Hideyoshi's guns and artillery team were desperately shooting. He seemed to be in a no-man's land, and the bullets couldn't catch up with his jumps. Only the camera could barely keep up, but we could only see a shadow, which shows the speed of him. quick!
Moreover, Japan had cannons back then! Although this machine gun can't catch up with
Goemon Goemon, you are not a ninja of Oda Nobunaga, but a saint of the goddess!
In the final battle between Sancheng and Tokugawa Ieyasu, the two sides were less than tens of thousands of people, and Goemon rushed into the formation one by one, swept all the way, and stopped the entire battle by one person,
and then the flea jumped over a thousand The army is full of horses, jumping in front of Sancheng, and instantly kills... and then jumping in front of Ieyasu, but he slashed with a fan, and was stabbed to death by his little follower, Sasuke, so he was judged to be suicide.
In fact , we can interpret this paragraph as follows: When Goemon killed Sancheng, he happily jumped in front of Ieyasu and teased him with a fan. As a result, his former lover, Sasuke Suzuki, was so angry that he drew his sword and stabbed Goemon, a big carrot, to death.
Well , This way, there will be more love~~
But the most interesting one is not this one, but the one where Goemon, who was hiding on the grassland, fought. After turning the camera around a few times, it was clearly an endless prairie, and it was kicking Goemon, and Goemon hit a tree... Where did it come from? ?
When Caizo was about to kill Goemon, Hattori Hanzo suddenly appeared behind him... Uncle ninja, in this vast grassland, did you fall from the sky, or did you emerge from the ground?
When Zang saw that the situation was not good, he fled immediately, ran two steps and jumped, and it turned out that there was a cliff of ten thousand feet beside him...
why don't you kick harder, Goemon will go down?
By the way, the 3D technology of this film. Of course, Japan's 3D has nothing to say, it is beautiful, and 80% of the scenery in this film is 3D scenes, which is quite generous. What
is strange is that this film is a human being, a scene is a scene, and a completely third-rate fusion technology. The only advantage of this film is that half of the effect is ruined. I can't understand what the director is thinking.
Finally , the climax is not the content of the story, but the climax that makes people laugh.
Toyotomi Hideyoshi decided to go to sea, first to conquer Korea, and then to conquer Daming (囧)! The soldiers were united, and they sailed out a big boat and five small boats with great vigour and sent troops to North Korea... ...
Well, I won't complain, but I will praise how beautiful the big boat is~~ Why is it like that Cao Cao in
Chibi ? Japan didn't have this shipbuilding technology at that time? Of all the technologies involved in this film, which one was available in Japan at that time? YY is endless~~
In short, when Toyotomi Hideyoshi dispatched troops, 30% of them sent Caesar Hideyoshi to assassinate Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
I hereby introduce the nirvana that was hidden before you: hang you
. At the beginning of the film, a small supporting role was hanged to death. , and also struggled a few times before the game over. Of course, Cai Zang lived up to the heavy trust, and successfully lifted Toyotomi Hideyoshi to the top of the boat, making people unable to save them even if they wanted to save
them . One of Toyotomi's valet ran and killed desperately, but when he was about to rush, he was knocked unconscious. After being dizzy for a while, he woke up, got up and continued to rush and rush, and reached the destination, but it was so high...
So he desperately climbed and climbed, and finally climbed up, cut the rope, Toyotomi Hideyoshi fell from such a high place with a loud
bang . Sancheng thought it was done, and shot him in the forehead that was just hidden. Before we had time to be happy, our Lord Toyotomi Hideyoshi stood up staggeringly. ………………
Hungry God! ! You old man should not say that you were hanged for more than ten minutes, it is too strong! ! !
But this is not the most miraculous thing. The most miraculous thing is that the one who should have been shot and then hid, and stood up staggeringly... 30% adults, at such a close distance, where did you shoot? ?
This film is really not the most bizarre, only more bizarre.
Of course , the history can be rewritten, the background can be fictitious, the story can be made up, the characters can never die. Take a look, after all, many people say it looks good,
wait a moment. . . .
Indeed, after watching it, I am also very emotional, not these. I'm writing this just to entertain my nerves. That's it. . . .
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