1. The so-called 12-year contract, are you sure that the main creators are not procrastinating?
2. You forced a group of discolored dolphins to call them fish. Have you really considered the feelings of the junior high school biology teacher? Or do you think painting a color is a new species? Did the biologists agree?
3. As above, this film might as well be renamed "I heard that the Dolphins on the other side are more compatible with green tea" or "The Necessary Qualities of a Qualified Spare Tire", I think it is more appropriate, after all, the primary school Chinese teacher taught us to write articles, and the essentials of the text Yes, so does the movie.
4. I believe that people who have watched the ten-minute short story of "Big Fish" will be surprised, why "people make love day after day" in the lines of the grandmother in the film is missing. At first I thought it was to pass the radio and television review, but after watching the film, the two were honest Only when I met did I understand, Kundu wood has a little JJ, how to have sex? Tanshou ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ
5. The main creator is really a literary youth, and the pursuit of Platonic spiritual love has ruthlessly deprived Kun's little JJ and Chun of their chests.
6. Normal people know not to move when they see the coffin, so why do you want to open the coffin? Why do you want to die? Could it be that the screenwriter has completely ignored logic in order to make grandpa die sooner? Oh, there is no such thing as logic in this movie, sorry, I shouldn't force it.
7. In fact, after watching the official 3-minute final trailer two days ago, I have probably guessed the plot, but I never thought that there is an official movie that can summarize the entire plot of its own movie so accurately. It only takes 3 minutes. ~ So the question is, why are you wasting two hours of your audience's time?
8. "As long as your heart is kind, right or wrong is someone else's business." The reporters from the Southern Department laughed when they heard this sentence. Isn't this the logic they commonly use "Although XX murdered and set fire to the bus, TA's Do you know that the heart is kind? TA is forced to be helpless, right or wrong is your business!" Oh, so the heroine can kill the whole family for the sake of Kun, because she is kind! ! !
9. I always feel that the heroine's grandfather was so angry with the heroine's actions that he burned his own grave...
10. Parents who are eager to be green tea must go and watch this movie The movie, because it correctly demonstrates how you can issue a good person card to your spare tire.
11. For the male protagonist, this is a tragic story of "I love you, but you love idiots, you died for idiots, and I have to die for you to save idiots", so dear, live well Yes, why do you want to use it as a spare tire?
12. "There is a fish in Beiming, and its name is Kun. Kun is as big as a house." I am ashamed to say that after watching this movie, I realized that "Xiao Yaoyou" was written by Zhuangzi 4.5 billion years ago. I seem to see the history teacher and the language teacher join hands to die for love.
13. After revisiting the ten-minute clip of "Big Fish and Begonia" in the early years, I realized why the heroine went out at night to hold a flowerpot. There is a passage in there. Although there is no sound, I can guess that the heroine's father is talking to her. A group of pigs drank and ate, and asked the hostess why she was going out so late. The hostess found an excuse to send flowers to XX, so she hugged a flower pot. However, in the feature film, this section is often deleted for control, but the flowerpot in the heroine's arms is still... mentally retarded! 14.
The only thing I want to laugh about when I watch this movie is "Oh, even the souls are cat slaves."
Evaluation, the picture of this film is nothing to be black, but this can't hide the fact that it is a bad film, illogical world view, bad love triangle, and blunt scene transitions, prove that if you want to simply rely on a Dreams tell a good story, then you are really just dreaming. To put it bluntly, this is a film that is worse than "Little Times" and has no bottom line, because "Little Times" is just plain bad, and "Big Fish and Begonia" has to talk about feelings, how to say it in a sentence ? Rogues are not scary, they are afraid of rogues talking about culture, oh no, they are afraid of the feelings of the main creator and seller. I am worried that after "Big Fish", a concept will be instilled in the domestic animation industry: as long as you talk about feelings, you can make money.
16. But it doesn't matter, anyway, most of the domestic movies now don't even talk about feelings, they are just making money.
17. Finally, please allow me to sincerely look forward to the release of worse domestic animations. I know that you all have potential, indifferent faces.JPG.
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