Religious Comedy Promo

Alexzander 2022-07-31 17:20:41

Believing in gods does not necessarily get rewards, but people who do not believe in gods will definitely get punished. Hahahahaha, watching this film this way is quite religious and educational...

The first half of the plot is two and a half stars, and in the end everyone is trapped in a crystal ball and has been repeating Christmas to fill the gap in the plot ahead, that is, if you don’t choose the second ending that will appear like grandma, you can talk about everything you want to express. It was very complete. The reaction of the people after the last mix received the bell, the adult’s sluggishness and despair, the grandma’s stupidity, and the performance of the performers fully demonstrated that they retained the memory of that night, and they thought it was a dream, the rhythm was good, and the story had a turning point. Exciting enough, four stars. The last two episodes of the plot, the regret of mix and the family trapped in one crystal ball after another are also very exciting, four and a half stars.

But the low production cost, the standard dementia of horror films and the bad horror rendering make the viewing experience plummet, three and a half!

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Extended Reading

Krampus quotes

  • Omi: Saint Nicholas is not coming this year. Instead, a much darker, ancient spirit. His name is Krampus. He and his helpers did not come to give, but to take. He is the shadow of Saint Nicholas.

  • Jordan: We know you still believe in the big fat creeper!

    Max: I don't know what you're talking about!

    Stevie: [pulls up Max's letter to Santa] Are you sure about that?

    Beth Engel: [Max tries to get his letter back; Beth stops him] Stop!

    Stevie: [reading] "Dear Santa, I know I haven't been great this year and I'm sorry for that, but I was really hoping you can help out me and my family this Christmas. We need you!" Oh, Maxi Pad. That is so s...

    Beth Engel: [stops him from getting his letter back] Stop, Max!

    Stevie: Blah blah blah. Bullshit, bullshit. Ah, here we go, Maxi's wish list!

    Beth Engel: Stevie, stop! That's enough!

    Stevie: Wait, you're up first, Beth!

    [reading]

    Stevie: "I wish me and Beth could hang out like we used to."

    [Beth turns her head to Max]

    Stevie: "Might've noticed that I don't have tons of friends."

    [she pretends to feel sorry for him and Jordan mockingly smiles]

    Stevie: Oh, no, really Max?

    [Jordan laughs and she continues reading]

    Stevie: "I wish my Mom and Dad could fall in love again."

    [Tom and Howard look at each other]

    Stevie: "I know they get upset a lot with Dad away from home so much. I think they really just miss each other."

    [Linda enters]

    Stevie: "Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda."

    [Stevie and Linda look at each other]

    Stevie: "So, maybe you can lend them a hand for the rest of the year."

    [turns letter around as Howard and Linda look at each other]

    Stevie: "And... and that..."

    [angrily]

    Stevie: Screw you, Dad does not wish we were boys!

    Sarah Engel: [smilingly enters with carambola] Who wants carambola?

    [Beth turns her head to Sarah and Sarah stops smiling on realizing the situation]

    Max: [angrily gets off his chair to get his letter back] Give me the letter!

    Tom: Hey! Max?

    [Max fights with Stevie and Jordan with the adults talking in the background]

    Howard: [pulls Stevie and Jordan back] All right, that's enough!

    Tom: You okay? Honey!

    Max: I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be, but forget it! I hate Christmas! I hate all of you!

    [angrily and tearfully runs up to his room]

    Sarah Engel: Max? Max!

    Aunt Dorothy: Oh, lay off of him!

    [Max slams his bedroom door]

    Aunt Dorothy: Kid deserves a prize for telling the truth!