RPG of our ando youth

Ulises 2022-09-12 05:41:02

This is a traditional Japanese RPG with ando as the protagonist! !
This is what I felt when I came up:
the opening music is too strong, too strong, it is the same series of FalcomRPG's classic BGM, is it because the legend of heroes Ys is playing too much? Or is the zwei2 that has been played recently and the heat has not yet subsided? My hand holding the mouse swayed left and right uncontrollably, thinking that ando would follow the pointer and jump from the concrete road to the rhythm. . . As soon as the shiny red Kids return appeared, I couldn't wait to get excited.

The shape of the bicycle that appeared as a signboard at the beginning is really unflattering, and it feels wretched no matter how you look at it. . Especially the uncle with a split head and a duck voice made me accept his incompetence and ando's pure resignation! ! ! ! But I admit that I didn't look at the poster carefully, this is obviously the central idea - a youthful two-person bicycle journey! 囧rz...

The theme should be clear at a glance, and it is the life story of a marginalized student. There are already countless movies with this theme, but it is rare to see such a refreshing shot. With a little pale tones, a simple and peaceful youth story, especially the RPGBGM-like soundtrack~ It's really beautiful~

Of course, the most important thing for me is that our ando was wearing a refreshing student head back then, looking up Bai Nennen's small face, staring at Shui Lingling's big eyes, showed an innocent, puzzled and pouting expression on his face~ Really, pure come~ My heart is rippling.

In this way, our ando incarnates the heroic protagonist in the traditional RPG. Between campus towns, we skip classes and ride bicycles, go to cafes, extort a little money, tease teachers, put on makeup and enter adult theaters... while being called "idiots" while completing With all kinds of calm and simple tasks, everything is so pure and beautiful, youthful and bright...
Cough, in fact, ando basically appeared as the protagonist's pet, following behind Uncle Jin, standing and walking with a puzzled and innocent expression. Riding a car...

The protagonist's growth record:
Challenge the adult cinema! ! !
ROUND 1
Auntie: "This is an adult theater, you are middle school students, right?"
Jin: "You're not a middle school student"
Auntie: "Then why are you wearing uniforms?"
...... Silent
Jin: "Let's go." The

two obediently went out

ROUND 2
The two walked in again with their backs to the camera...then I'm going to burst out laughing. . . .
At this time, the ticket-selling aunt leaned over and packed up under the stage: The

two had a serious conversation.
Jin: "Takagi-kun"
ando: "Yes"
Jin: "Let's watch a movie"
ando: "Okay Director"

At this time, the camera shot the front of the two of them. ! ! ! ! The collar of the uniform is folded inside and hidden, and it is made into a V-shaped suit collar (but it is not turned inside out). A handkerchief is attached to the T-shirt collar to make a tie. Hu... laughing to death, laughing to death...

Jin: "Two full tickets"

...

Auntie: "Are you students from just now? I already said that you can't do it."
The faces of the two collapsed instantly...
Jin: "We are wearing suits" (grievance)
Aunt: "It's a student uniform"

Jin: "My eldest brother asked me to buy advance tickets" (continued)
Aunt: "There are no advance tickets, what are you talking about?! " Jin: "
If you go back empty-handed, the eldest brother will be angry."
Auntie: "I want to buy a few." Helpless Jin
: "Two" is still aggrieved
. : "Takagi-kun, it's almost time to go"


ando: "Yes"

During this process, ando has been showing a sign of human flesh with a pouting mouth and aggrieved: It's really cute and cute! ! ! Anyone who sees it will soften their hearts~~~~

After going out,
Jin: "Idiot! How does this look like a suit"
ando: "I thought it looked like it" ando is so cute~~~
Jin: "I also draw a beard! ( You also know stupid...) I've

finally bought a level up ticket for "Idiot"! ! mission completed!

The boxer repaired by a student who had been blackmailed before was a turning point in their lives. Uncle Jin was bored for a few days, and Ando was also lonely for a few days. Then Uncle Jin took Ando to the refreshing blue sky and blue sky of the hot-blooded BGM. Under the tree, he ran all the way to the boxing training hall. With the goal of "absolutely making him look good", he devoted himself to practicing boxing with real swords and guns. The most exhilarating climax of RPG gaming has finally been unveiled. And our ando's budding premonition is gradually spreading... Yes, our ando is so cute, so good at acting, so melancholic, so endearing and pitiful, it's natural that the protagonist is born without life, it's unreasonable!

Next is the period of assiduous cultivation, and the brilliance of ando appears one by one, the protagonist's life! Heroic life! Ando's innocent face is gradually soaked with a tough and violent aura (acting skills are acting skills!!!!) Running so fast, punching is called a handsome, big and cumbersome Uncle Jin is completely reduced to a supporting role hahahaha The only thing worth appreciating is that when he was hit by ando, he fell down so neatly hahahahaha

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Kids Return quotes

  • Shinji: Masaru, do you think we're already finished?

    Masaru: Hell no. We haven't even started.