I have watched the domestic Lingling lacquer no less than five times, not many times but very impressive. So I want to rely purely on my own memories and write down all the laughs in this film in the order of appearances, to prove the status of domestic Ling Lingqi in my heart and the personal positioning of Xing Ye's die-hard fans. Warning: The following includes:
1. A lot of self-moving content
2. The bane of telling jokes: explaining jokes
1. Ling Lingqi's profile shows that his IQ is too low to be a spy.
2. In the opening song, Ling Lingqi threw the female partner out while dancing with the female partner.
3. The classic opening remarks of a prostitute to Ling Lingqi at the beginning of the scene - fireflies in the dark night.
4. Lingling lacquer uses pork instead of overnight charges.
5. Da Vinci waded through the puddles in slippers, a very imposing manner of appearance.
6. Ling Lingqi insisted on calling Da Vinci Wenxi (the Cantonese pronunciation is the same as "smell shit").
7. Ling Lingqi mistakenly recognized Rose's daughter, Du Juan, as a rose, and gave a packet of pig livers as a gift, but bumped into the glass wall.
8. Ling Ling Qi put out the smoke in the guard's hands.
9. The classic dialogue between Ling Lingqi and the general: Even a pair of underwear, a piece of toilet paper has its use.
10. Ling Lingqi and the general went to Da Vinci, who urinated on the wall.
11. Da Vinci's Spy Watch Chair and Solar Flashlight.
12. Da Vinci said he was doing research in a mental hospital - being researched.
13. The general told Ling Lingqi that this mission was very dangerous, and Ling Lingqi immediately said if he could not go.
14. After the general instructed Ling Lingqi solemnly, he gave Da Vinci 5 yuan to buy milk tea, remember to ask for the money.
15. Ling Lingqi hit the glass again when she went out.
16. When the general kills his opponent, he will use explosive bullets to destroy the corpse and traces. He gestures to Li Xiangqin to plug his other ear with his finger (it can't be blocked with a gun)
17. Ling Lingqi went to the Regent Hotel, but found that the address was at the Regent Hotel.
18. Ling Lingqi uses 3D glasses to read Seqing magazine, and the cover girl's chest is very exaggerated (the mainland version is deleted)
19. Ling Lingqi said that he was looking for a local ji, but he did not expect the hotel owner Ruhua.
20. Seeing the words on the mirror, Ling Lingqi's nervous gun couldn't hold it.
21. Ling Lingqi thought that the golden retriever with the rose in his mouth was his connector.
22. Ling Ling Qi's hat pressed his hair into a funny way.
23. Ling Lingqi deduced from the cigarette butt that there was another man in Li Xiangqin's family, but the cigarette butt was actually his own.
24. Ling Lingqi sat on the sofa with one leather shoe and one white hotel slippers.
25. Ling Ling Qi's classic equipment collection: it is actually a razor with a hair dryer, but it is actually a hair dryer for a razor, and can be used as a leather shoe for a hair dryer.
26. Ling Lingqi's leather shoes were out of power, and she put on her hat while the comb was still in her hair.
27. Ling Lingqi showed off his flying knife skills, the target was Mickey Mouse, but the knife flew to the ceiling.
28. Li Xiangqin wanted to kill Ling Lingqi with a silencer pistol. Curious Ling Lingqi removed the silencer from the muzzle and installed it on his pistol.
29. Li Xiangqin used Ling Lingqi's spooky spear to assassinate Ling Lingqi, but he was shot twice (details: the first bullet was fired backwards, without a silencer, at normal volume; the second shot was forward shot, the sound is the sound of a silenced pistol).
30. Li Xiangqin and the general held a video conference in the toilet, and Ling Lingqi entered.
31. Li Xiangqin shot into the sky unconvinced, but hit the chandelier and hit herself.
32. The two were eating at a restaurant and were photographed secretly by a photographer. The two grabbed the photographer, one held noodles, and the other threatened the photographer with baguettes.
33. Ling Lingqi and the eldest brother at the next table talked about the past in their hometown in dialect: Ling Lingqi probably ate the dog from the eldest brother’s house next door (if it is the Hong Kong version, they use Henan dialect, if it is the mainland version, they use It is Shandong dialect (I may also remember it backwards)).
34. Ling Lingqi broke into the bathroom and used misleading words to ask Li Xiangqin, who pretended to take a bath, if she wanted to make a white bag (pension) for the victims in the mall.
35. Ling Lingqi tried to use the box god to enter Lai Youwei's house, but finally succeeded after many failures.
36. Ling Lingqi wanted to dig a tunnel on the spot to eavesdrop on the conversation in Lai Youwei's living room.
37. Lai Youwei and Xiaosan called her to teach her how to cook pork bones, but Ling Lingqi messed up the radio station and completely misunderstood.
38. When Lingling Qi was playing the piano, the cigarette stuck to his lower lip.
39. Li Xiangqin helped Ling Lingqi cut flesh to get bullets, Ling Lingqi sacrificed his own distraction from watching H movies, and Li Xiangqin exposed his lsp attributes.
40. Ling Lingqi's lower body was congested, blocking Li Xiangqin's sight, and was asked to turn it aside (there is a similar scene in the truant Weilong).
41. Ling Lingqi asked Li Xiangqin to ask himself questions to prevent him from falling asleep. Li Xiangqin raised the famous chicken and rabbit cage problem.
42. Ling Lingqi returned to the secret base, but unexpectedly planned to be shot on the spot. No matter what escape method Ling Lingqi used, there were people who were more outrageous than his, but they all failed in the end. (In the mainland version, the first person claims to be blind; in the Hong Kong version, this person says he is illiterate. The salute of the execution captain is clearly British)
43. The female agent's trick: hot flames (model tribute to Madonna).
44. A shadow in the shape of Ling Lingqi appeared, but it turned out that the person who came was Da Vinci with a pistol gesture.
45. Ling Lingqi's memory: I picked up my name on a hundred-yuan bill, and before leaving, I called the execution team brothers.
46. Da Vinci's will cost you 3000.
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