An absurd farce in the name of romance

Jess 2022-04-19 09:02:45

I really hate illogical movies. Deliberately created a heroic image of the heroine, but was frightened by a bird to shoot (the last second because he was afraid of being discovered by soldiers and dared not even fire), he drilled into the arms of the hero. As for the male protagonist, he gave his revolutionary brothers money for crowdfunding. When he met the female protagonist, he forgot what he wanted to do. He followed her in the opposite direction and spent a lot of money for her. I used to write letters to my mother every day to express my sincerity, but I found out that the heroine was looking for her husband, oh, it turned out to be the Marquise. The male lead left, and the female lead told the male lead her story with the marquis. By the way, the marquis is in his sixties. I am only a doctor's daughter, but I saved his life. The hero still left, the heroine was heartbroken, and finally there was a scene of the marquis's back. At this time, the voiceover: the marquis will let her go (fortunately, she can understand French, otherwise she will be deceived by the subtitles) wtf? This is your French love story? The turbulent times, the revolutionary brotherhood and the raging cholera are so much foreshadowing in front of me, just show me this? Please do it well when you make a romance film, and give me the whole collection of dog blood in the background of the war; when making a historical film, make it clear, the action rhythm of the characters and the rhythm of the plot do not match at all. What about shooting absurd comedies? All in all, I feel like I've been lied to. Pig head and snake tail, attract jade and throw bricks. If it weren't for learning French, and I don't like doing things from beginning to end, I couldn't bear to see the last second (even if the male protagonist is handsome). Watched a movie for two weeks. . . I don't understand why this still has a score of 7.9. I have to watch "Long Dreams of the Covered Bridge" again to wash my eyes.

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The Horseman on the Roof quotes

  • Pauline: They don't fear men since they have started to eat them.

  • Angelo: Cholera avoids me like the plague.