How to scare your friends with Jump Scare

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[Kunchiyan], fortunately, it is an extreme horror film, which gives pure sensory stimulation.

Those horror films that have become classics in film history, disdain to do so.

[The Shining], the horror lies in that line of "just work, no play, and Jack becomes a dumb kid".

The heavy burden penetrated through the cracks of life bit by bit, and this kind of madness inevitably came to my mind late at night during a certain overtime.

[Rosemary's baby], the horror is that mother stare at the end.

I know it's the devil, but motherhood still prevails. This kind of superstition inevitably makes people panic when looking at people around them who are unfamiliar.

They never expect you to cover your eyes while you're watching, but they're going to linger on you for the rest of your life.

As long as you are alive, those images will appear like ghosts at an unknown moment, tormenting you.

But the most immediate fear at the moment is just need.

There will always be someone willing to let go and not promise you a long horror era, as long as you are now.

I want you to breathe now, I want you to close your eyes now, I want you to scream and cry now.

[Kunchiyan] is this person, and his job is very good.

This job, it's called Jump Scare--suddenly startled.

Don't feel inferior.

Jump Scare just doesn't have so many literati's twists and turns, and comes with a bunch of essential oil aromatherapy rose music for foreplay.

As soon as it drops into the soul, it enters the ethereal sage time after the shock orgasm.

Direct and precise, after being frightened, you can face the future life safely, without having to face the question of conscience: Have I created any karma that will make me fall into the situation in the movie?

The technique is extraordinarily simple, but it can directly hit people's terrifying G-spot and satisfy the most primitive sensory needs.

But after reading it, the survivors can turn on the beep mode, dismantle [Kunchiyan] Jump Scare's moves, and relieve the fear together.

No, black room, selfie, beauty contact lenses.

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If you die, close the small dark room

The little black house is the base makeup of Jump Scare, which is called the situation.

Close your little dark room to create a "sudden". The next step is to prick it with acupuncture or boil it with water, which is easy to handle.

Even a small breath on your neck can scare you half to death.

The little black house in [Kunchiyan] is the Kunchiyan Mental Hospital, which was rated as the top of the seven horror holy places in the world by CNN.

The crew didn't even go to the scene, but they came to scare us!

[Finished.

Like all terrifying shrines, it must have a bizarre origin legend.

In 1979, the patient died mysteriously, and the dean disappeared.

Since then, there have been continuous rumors of sightings of ghosts, and there is even one that cannot open room 402 there, otherwise it will either disappear, or go crazy and mysteriously die.

Knowing that the little black house is evil, he still wants to go in.

The audience of [Kunchiyan] is also dying.

Knowing that in the dark cinema, only the big screen has all kinds of supernatural events rushing to the face, so I have to go in.

Classmates, since you voluntarily put yourselves into the little black house, you can't blame the ghosts for scaring you to tears.

Darkness means the possibility of not being able to see five fingers, and anything can grow out of it.

In the small dark room, there are layers of darkness nested again.

This variety show group, and two younger brothers, thought they had the script. They deliberately faked and pretended to be the heck in order to increase the number of views on the live broadcast.

One of them put his hand into the hole in the cabinet and pretended to be tugged.

Next, a girl dared to put her hand into the hole.

I thought the scam was about to be exposed, but the ghost came to assist.

And as soon as the cabinet was opened, the ghost disappeared with the darkness inside.

But audience friends, has the darkness in your viewing environment disappeared?

In the movie, in the darkness, a fluorescent green grimace appears faintly, how can you be sure that there is no gay purple grimace behind you?

The captain who was originally in charge of scheduling the live broadcast was originally happy to "direct" the supernatural event, but because of the real supernatural event, he had to end the stage in person.

Begging for a ghost, a ghost appeared in the darkness.

The captain knew that he was going to die, and finally he was going to die. But even if he died, he would have to scare the audience to death together.

Full marks for professional ethics, but it doesn't take into account the feelings of the audience at all!

In contrast to the visual darkness, there is no background music throughout the film.

On the one hand, there are the simulation requirements of pseudo-documentaries. On the other hand, it is only in silence that screams cut through fear more.

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Horror, selfie angle can be so ugly

In [Kunchiyan], the selfie angle is the most terrifying evil incident.

Wong Kar-wai used such a lens in [Fallen Angels].

They say that whichever actress the director hates, he must use this shot.

However, Li Jiaxin's appearance is too high, and it has withstood the crit of this shot, and it is even more beautiful.

Face-to-face camera, killing is the most invisible.

Horror movies are happy to use close-ups. Whether it is the details of the ghost or the enlarged pores after seeing a ghost, it is worth zooming in and zooming in again, forcing the audience to look directly at things that cannot be seen directly.

[Kunchiyan] is amazing.

Six players, each with three cameras. Hold one. The two worn on the body, one is facing the front, and the picture is what you can see; the other is facing yourself, and the deformed face is photographed.

Made the wrong demonstration for selfies.

What is Li Jiaxin?

As long as you are not a dead-end beauty/handsome guy, you can definitely catch your dead-end.

The twisted face, the big nostrils, exudes ominousness.

The man on the screen is facing your face, opening his nose and dilating his pupils.

Moreover, in the face of all kinds of supernatural events, the actors have to respond, right?

To your ear again, screaming and crying.

Of course, this is standard for pseudo-documentary horror films.

Personally, I think that some actors and idols are still too burdened, the camera is not close enough to the face, and the expressions are not ghostly enough.

Or the grandmother of the pseudo-documentary horror movie, [Blair Witch].

Even [Kunchiyan], who won the third horror film nostril-turning contest, is still 15° lower than it.

Looking up at the sky at 45°, Guo Shi Jingming is sincere and does not deceive me, and in one word, he reveals the magic weapon of winning fake documentaries.

When watching the movie, surrounded by deformed faces and amplified screams, an illusion gradually emerged:

It wasn't that the other party was shaking and screaming hysterically, but that he was being shaken and stared at it all.

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Attached to the body, with an extra large color contact lens

The most terrifying scene is that the girl is possessed.

The two girls were so frightened that they wanted to escape from Kunchiyan, but they encountered a ghost hitting the wall.

Once you enter this dark room, don't even think about going out.

Possessed by a ghost, when you open your eyes, you will be mentally broken.

Although I usually stare at the Internet celebrity photos for a long time, the pupils that are as deep as the stars and the universe also give people a similar feeling.

But compared with this scene, it is a foreshadowing at best.

It's still a face-to-face lens.

The more you watch horror/monster movies, the more you will understand that wearing beauty contact lenses has a scary and miraculous effect.

I thought it was the actor's eye-rolling skill that was not enough.

Of these, all black or all white are the most popular. After all, the simpler it is, the more moving it is.

There is an urban legend of "black-eyed children" who often claim to be lost and ask to enter each other's house or car.

What will happen next, I don't know. Everyone I met said that they found their eyes were wrong and ran away quickly, but they were still knocking on the door.

Anyway, no one who let them in, lived to tell what happened.

In [Kunchiyan], there is still a little white on the edge of the black eyeball, which is because the size of the pupils is not compliant and shows timidity.

These lenses are called scleral contact lenses.

General contact lenses are only slightly larger than the pupil, while scleral contact lenses also cover the whites of the eyes.

It's so scary and the cost is very low.

But I like the red and black bloodshot "devil mini version of scleral contact lenses", which has the effect of working overtime to mutation.

Now you know how to scare your friends with Jump Scare.

Buy scleral lenses and put them on, lock your friend in a dark room, put your face to him, and start singing rap.

I can only help you so far.

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Text: Jiang not stop

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