Actually, the picture of the little girl in the water in the opening scene scared my friends and I to pee (PД`q.)·. '゜... , Nima wants to throw shit too much! And that weird music! What the hell am I doing? I just want to quietly watch a movie where Wu Jing is handsome!
Then I can't remember a bit, it seems that Zhang Jin appeared in a yin and yang gesture, a bit of a pussy but very imposing, Gu Tianle seems to have a back, but neither I nor my friends recognize it...
In short, Uncle Ren Dahua Thick line! In fact, it should be called Grandpa Ren Dahua, but these are not the point! As a senior uncle control, I am still very fond of the older uncles of Hong Kong films! Part of the reason for watching Kill 1 was Ren Dahua! Although Uncle Ren is much older, I can completely ignore the folds on his face and Gu Tianle's same skin tone as long as he doesn't get close-up!
I can’t remember if there was a fight after that. After all, I don’t have that many male hormones, and I’m not very sensitive to fights (;￣д￣), it’s not my fault. Uncle Ren is here! Uncle Ren is Uncle JC! Uncle Ren finally played a good man! The next one to appear is Jing Shao! Jing Shao is about to have a thick line! My mood is excited! And then -
who is this Nima? This dead thing is Tian Yangsheng by the Daming Lake back then? Is it Tianhong, who can kill Matt even tastefully? Was it the golden-haired killer in white who stabbed Zhang Zhiyao thirteen times? Director, are you kidding me? I must be wrong! Jing Shao will definitely come back handsome! affim!
I haven't waited for me to wake up from the unfortunate situation of Jing Shao becoming a gentleman in Yin, Jing Shao has been abused by Zhang Jin and other people a lot back and forth, and then think about the classic line of the Hong Kong drama "clean PP and prepare to go to jail" , my heart is almost collapsed, but also my cute day health (PД`q.)·. '゜...
The movie seems to be interspersed with memories of reality. I can't remember how it was interspersed. It's been too long. After that, Uncle Ren and Young Master Jing had a three-dimensional meeting! They are uncles and nephews! Uncle and nephew! Uncle and nephew!
The director, an uncle who even Hong Kong Pu said is unreasonable, and a forty-year-old uncle who is full of Beijing movies are uncle and nephew, how did you come up with the plot that they have nothing to do with each other except that their skin is almost black... ...
Then the plot started to get weird, Uncle Ren beat Jing Shao as soon as he saw him, and finally knocked Jing Shao down! Right on the couch! Also picked up scissors!
The little flame in my heart burned shamelessly! Shouldn't it be normal to wear a belt or tie? What do you mean by scissors? Uncle Ren, isn't your S a bit too ghostly?
It turns out that I thought too much [of course], Uncle Ren just cut Jing Shao's pants, oh not the crotch... (*・ω・)✄╰ひ╯
is the crotch, the crotch, the crotch, the important thing is said three times .
At this time, the lens also cut a close-up view, and the convex ♂ on a piece of black skin can be clearly seen.
I'm very sorry to Young Master Jing, because my first reaction at the time was -
the price of Nima being an undercover agent is too high! I’ve heard of people who eat qiangzi but haven’t heard of castrated ones…(*・ω・)✄╰ひ╯
My heart almost collapsed, full of OS in my head: Jing Shao, you became a father to make a movie Why don't you...
It turns out that I think too much again [lucky], although the place where Uncle Ren cut is very close to the crotch, but the skin on the thigh is actually exposed, which means that Jing Shao is only near the root of the thigh It's just an injection...
I don't think I can blame me for thinking this way, because Uncle Ren's ferocious face with scissors is just like the expression that he wants to castrate Young Master Jing, not to mention the place where he cut the scissors... This uncle and nephew are too ambiguous Come on...(*・ω・)✄╰ひ╯
I thought I was thinking too much...
However, the plot after that lost control like a runaway alpaca. Jing Shao is the bone marrow donor of a little girl. There is nothing to say. There is nothing to say about Shao’s willingness to pit his teammates and take people out. As for Jing Shao’s affectionate glance with Uncle Ren before he was forced to take the hostages on board, it can be counted as normal. Zhang Jin’s small suit fits perfectly. Xiaoman waist is very enchanting (◕ω◕), but it is normal to say that he is loyal to Gu Tianle...
But Gu Tianle, you are wearing a mask to stay in the middle, you are just about to hang an oxygen bottle and enter the ICU in minutes, you have to tease Zhang Jin for Mao ? People already have daughters and Queen Liangliang, just give up and don't think about it! Praise the tie, praise the tie! For Mao, I have to reach out and poke it! Also poke! Poke it!
When I saw this, my real straight girl friend couldn't help it, and we both said at the same time - good base.
However, this is just the beginning. Interspersed among countless flesh-and-blood fights, apart from the cute face of the little girl, it is the love of boys between pure men.
It seems that it was a hopeless mistake to think that it was a mother-in-law to be a fool [(ㅎ‸ㅎ) I was so naive back then...
I suspect that the director was deliberately Amway Ren Uncle and Jing Shao's CP, Uncle Ren In order to go to Thailand for the sake of his nephew, he also got the little loli's godfather by the way, which triggered the hidden cp sunset red group in this drama [Big Fog], the IQ report's uncle Ren finally met with Jing Shao to the second supervisor. The scene where the two of them meet but can't get together is like a shoujo manga plot ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू ), you can clearly see each other, but you can't hug and kiss. Coupled with the heart-wrenching and painful expressions of these two powerful men, I couldn't help eating this pair of Amway, who had grown up in my old age, and had a lot of misunderstandings. My pigs have grown up. It's so suitable for the setting of writing sweet, cruel, shameful and humiliating texts. Although Jing Shao has already made himself comparable to Qiao Zhenyu, he still can't escape the fate of being oppressed. He finally sent away Zhang Zhen of the Spring Festival Gala, and welcomed Ren Dahua again... Who can understand the sadness of the baby face?
At this moment, the loyal dog Zhang Jin has a thick line! With his small waist wrapped in his small vest, he abandoned the hairstyle of Macau 1 Mile Killing Matt and instantly became stronger. Of course, no matter how handsome he is, he can't escape Gu Tianle's devil's palm, and the audience after watching the movie will definitely This (o゜▽゜)o☆ is well aware of this.
In short, Zhang Jin ran out and beat the mandarin ducks. He wasn't his uncle and nephew. In fact, it wasn't much different. [Yao Ming's face], Zhang Jin's senior S's expression abused Wu Zongxian, not Tony and Loli's godfather, and even took Ren Ren. The uncle was hanged and beaten in the cage, Jing Shao was thrown aside and tied up and screamed, with a look of wanting to die for his uncle. This is another favorite scene in the novel's plot, but it's nothing compared to the back here. Good yy, I won't go into details [Speaking of this, I can't help but want to complain, Uncle Ren's clothes are too out of tune, and people in their 50s and 60s still wear tight pants, Uncle, you are very trendy].
Uncle Ren and Young Master Jing, who were abused, were sent to the slaughterhouse. They didn't know a few languages, but they looked and dressed very strangely, and they were taken over by temporary workers from Bangguo. Because it was just in time for dinner, Therefore, the temporary workers plan to eat kimchi and add instant noodles with spinach soup before working. After that, the plot that everyone likes to see and hear is thick again. This incident tells us that foodies with procrastination will be completely abused, don't indulge in kimchi! That thing is cancerous and has no good end!
Uncle Ren and Young Master Jing, who were locked together, were still in a state of being unable to embrace each other. Young Master Jing already had an expression of being tired and daring not to love, and Uncle Ren, who wanted to save his nephew, finally had hormones! In an instant, Yang Jisheng was possessed! For the sake of my beloved nephew, I lost a hand in minutes! Just to get the key and take my nephew to the road to freedom! [However, Yang Jisheng is even more arrogant. The people who did the surgery themselves did not complain about the pain. Even the temporary workers heard the movement.] That scene is not suitable for soft girls. People like Jiyou and I are overwhelmed. After closing our eyes, we all became Lin Daiyu at this moment.
In fact, this kind of plot is not the first in Kill 2, but when Uncle Ren took off the key with a half-crippled hand and threw it to Young Master Jing and said that we would go out together, my girl's heart that I hadn't seen for many years still moved slightly. Judging from Young Master Jing's expression, ˊ_>ˋ he probably thinks the same way.
The half-crippled Uncle Ren held an axe and Jing Shao domineeringly in front of the temporary workers. The slow-moving shots and the romantic BGM once again distorted the oil of my real straight girl. Director, you are too bad! My engine oil is still a child, how can you take her into the pit! (= ゚ д = =)
is the tear 13 plot of the Tianchao Xiji, the temporary workers are very resistant to the blood of the lineage, in fact, I am worried about the comfort of the uncle, because he is an age and has been smashed. It's over. Although this is a normal-oriented movie, deep down in my heart, I don't want Jing Shao and Wu Zongxian to take over. Compared with Wu Zongxian, I still support Uncle Ren. Wu Zongxian already has a loli godfather. CP is so loving and must not be dismantled.
Fortunately, the Loli godfather appeared at this time. The godfather who was as old as Gandhi took Wu Zongxian to save Uncle Ren and Jing Shao, and gave 32 eggs to the director's behavior of protecting the officer. It's not a praise!
As a result, Wu Zongxian was taken away by temporary workers, and the scene where the godfather called Wu Zongxian stupid in the car made me think of a Weibo - 'What a big idiot'.
You must know this kind of FEEL. [Don't ask if you don't understand]
Jing Shao dragged her husband, it's not the old uncle to the hospital. Although I don't know whether they brought money or not, they can be ignored for the sake of the plot. Zhang Jin finally carried out an inhumane love for Wu Zongxian. Lolita finally found the donor Wu Jing. The photo in the phone made me and my friends snicker for a while, ( ´▽` ) Seriously, the comparison between the photo and Jing Shao is like Bai Gu and Hei Gu , the little loli can recognize it is simply a hook.
The audience's long-awaited three-person tear-off is not right. The man should be called Zhe Diao→_→ In short, don't care what you call it, the important thing is that they finally got it working! It's done! Ahhh Zhang Jin is so handsome! Seeing the boss lady who is doing tricks and tricks, isn't she the warden, she's so handsome! Madam, your sweater needles are so handsome. I applaud your wit! The proprietress, Gu Tianle, got into it with his brother over there! The boss lady boss is going to die again! Madam, the part where you hide from the pillar is so handsome! Madam boss, don't beat the boss, you're dead! The boss's suit and vest are so handsome!
Zhang Jin, your tie is so handsome—
and then there is no more [manual goodbye], when it comes to the scene where Zhang Jin was strangled by the tie, my heart and my friend almost collapsed. One sentence kept popping up in my mind— —
Pretending to be struck by lightning...
[Later Jiyou said she thought so too]
Zhang Jin, you said that you are fine wearing a broken tie, what are you pretending to be? (´･ω･`)
If it is a failure, Zhang Jin should be strangled to death It's the only failure. This method of death is neither heroic nor dreary, it's like the piece of glass that has been pierced into the sky... It's too funny...
As for the final outcome, whether it's dead or not, I personally think it doesn't matter, as a human being It's not good to be too smart at the time. You see Zhang Jin, a learner who can speak Thai, Korean and Cantonese, and finally Wu Jing, who can't speak Thai? Watching a movie is just for fun. Killing 2 doesn't intend to make yourself a godfather. Just watch it and enjoy it. It's easy to be unhappy when you are so careful. Besides, Lolita is so cute, do you really have the heart to kill her?
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