I know if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you just decided something shitty is going to happen.
You might have nice couple of dates, but then she'll stop calling you back and it feels shitty.
Or you'll date for a long time, and then she'll have sex with one of your friends or you will with one of hers. And that will be shitty.
Or you'll get married and it won't work out. And you'll get divorced and split you friends and money. That's horrible.
Or you'll meet the perfect person who you love infinitely and you even argue well. And you grow together and you have children. And you get old together and then she's gonna die. That's the best case scenario. It's you're gonna lose your best friend and then just walk home from supermarket with heavy bags everyday. And wait for your turn to be nothing.
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