This is how the man introduced himself

Blaze 2022-04-19 09:02:48

Weird, but cute.
A coy apology, and a faint goodwill. . .

I hate my mother, I hate my god dam dead father more.
Rudy was the only friend I ever had.
I had a girlfriend once who i used to liked to masturbate to more than have sex with.
Carrots and snakes frighten me um.. .
I'm superstitions about the numbers.
I can only stir things counter clockwise and i know that if i don't something bad will happen.
I take size eleven 1/2 shoe
ah... I don't have a favorite book .
Ahhhummm... oh... what's crucial? oh i don't drive or ride in cars. Statistically speaking, you have a 100% chance of being in an accident in your lifetime they're death boxes.
I give to amnesty international on the off chance I'm ever imprisoned or tortured for my political beliefs. Paradoxically i have no political beliefs.
Umm... Life is pain, black kids are cuter than white ones.
What's important? i didn't t mean it when i compared you to the waitress, i was only trying to hurt you. I could have been meaner about your looks and what i would have said would have made you cry.
Ahhhummm... i have a towel i can' t through out cause it may have feelings.
When i ejaculate i go in to deep depressions.
Though by any standard your a nice person, i deeply resent having to work with you.
I love Japanese monster movies. Gamera, specifically.



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  • Glennie 2022-04-22 07:01:49

    Love sketch, unfortunately the illustration is not the protagonist~

  • Alda 2022-04-24 07:01:23

    Yes, when I saw more than 40 minutes, I really wanted to say "SHIT" to Henry. Later, he became cute haha, but after all, it is a movie. In reality, there are still many sad things. For example, some people are so paranoid. Various sorrows o(╯□╰)o

Dedication quotes

  • Henry: [handed piece of paper by Rudy] Who's this?

    Rudy Holt: Uh, red suit, fat ass, best friend's a reindeer. Bones Mrs. Claus

    Henry: [laughs] What's happening here?

    Rudy Holt: Santa's sleigh, runs over Marty's tail, Marty jumps up, bites him in the crotch. Gives Santa the clap.

  • Henry: Okay, uh, before we can, uh... work effectively with one another, I think we should be comfortable. So, ten minutes, okay? Then - then work. Okay? Go. Okay, I'll start. Uh, I hate my mother. I hate my goddamn dead father more. Rudy was the only friend I ever had. I had a girlfriend once who I used to like to masturbate to more than have sex with. Carrots and snakes frighten me. Umm... I'm superstitious about the numbers...

    [holds up three fingers, then six fingers, then seven fingers, crosses himself, blows into his fist, and makes a motion as if to throw the breath away]

    Henry: I can only stir things counterclockwise, and I know that if I don't, something bad will happen. I take size eleven-and-a-half shoe. I don't have a favourite book. Umm... Oh... What's crucial? Oh, I don't drive or ride in cars. Statistically speaking, you have a 100% chance of being in an accident in your lifetime. They're death boxes. I give to Amnesty International on the off chance I'm ever imprisoned and tortured for my political beliefs. Paradoxically, I have no political beliefs. Umm... life is pain. Black kids are cuter than white ones. What's important? Uh... I didn't mean it when I compared you to our waitress. I was only trying to hurt you. I could've been meaner about your looks, and what I would've said would have made you cry. Umm... I have a towel I can't throw out 'cause it may have feelings. When I ejaculate, I go into deep depressions. Though by any standard you're a nice person, I deeply resent having to work with you. I love Japanese monster movies. Gamera, specifically.

    Lucy: Gamera movies?