bring it on! Sailors, barbarians! ! !

Fay 2022-04-20 09:02:32

Seriously, I'd love to hit the spoiler button for movie reviews! But it is of no use, because as long as you read the introduction, you will feel that "I have been completely spoiled!" Even if you watch this movie with all kinds of spoilers, you will think that this movie and this introduction are about Is it a movie? ? ? ? ?

From the very beginning (the first half of the movie, the part without 3D glasses), you will be brought into a kind of "Is this a suspense drama? This is a romance drama? This is a thriller drama? This is a romance drama" No! No, it's suspense... It's not a bit of a thriller! This tm is still a suspense drama!!!" feeling, well, I have been looking forward to this feeling, waiting for the whole story to be strung together, and began to pay attention Every little detail, I want to scrutinize, ponder, and understand such a masterpiece that you have not seen yet, it has a score of 7.5, won an award in a certain unit, and boasted in various film reviews! Which art form of which art master of which era is fully reflected and integrated in this film. Oh, in a word, as an ordinary person, you don't understand, because you don't understand art, you don't understand romance, you don't understand love, etc... With such a rush, the film is replayed again Click the title! ! ! ! I rub... how is it a little blurry? ? Did I watch a pirated film? I mean, how can a movie with such a high rating be like this! Then you realized that the movie entered the second half where you need to wear 3D glasses...

I thought that the second half might answer my doubts, guesses, etc. in the first half, and the series finally made everyone realize: What a scumbag, is it really such a dick... But! Absolutely, you find that people have started to leave the venue, and friends in the evening show will find that the mono snoring has become a 3D surround sound... (I'm really sleeping 5 seats away from my big brother, Not only took off the shoes, but also took off the socks!!!), stick to it for another 20 minutes, and this film has left all my classifications for this film! This tm is a fantasy movie! Hold on for a while (the film is 132 minutes and premieres at 0:00) I glanced at the watch at 2:10, and when the camera pulled towards a flower, my last hope for this film, I hope that when the picture turns, the director will Everything was explained to me in the last two minutes! ! I will not give this film a bad review even if it is directed at Tang Wei! Results, results! ! The film ended with me saying "Fuck, this movie won't end like this".....I don't know about others. In short, I feel that I was directed by the director, screenwriter, and various comment writers. There are also various media, etc., etc., who play it like a fool....

Say the actor:

The starring role of this film is not Tang Wei, Zhang Aijia can only be regarded as a cameo, Mingdao is a group performer, the leading role is the male lead, in fact, the leading role is the director...

In terms of acting skills, because I feel that Tang Wei has no role in acting like a supporting role, I can only comment on the only male protagonist-the whole film speaks in the same tone as a narrative narration, trying to create a suppressed emotion and state, saying a bunch of illogical more. Inhuman Narrative Narration

Say the following:

A movie that makes you feel like you are looking for Wong Kar Wai's B-frame! The disgusting part is that it makes you feel that this is a film that is looking for Wong Kar Wai's feeling!

Afterthought:

What kind of long lens, what method, what...

A primary school student who has been boasted and boasted in various ways, in front of a group of adults, is more aggressive and more contrived, making people feel uncomfortable, and the maturity and show-off he manifests, everyone will actually feel disgusted and sad in their hearts!

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Friendly reminder, male friends during the holidays, it is recommended not to take the initiative to go to see a film like this with your partner. It is better to have less than one thing!

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am i on fire...

After I finished the film review on the train yesterday, I have been paying attention to the comments of this film review (after watching), from a few to more than 100... Seriously, the feeling of being heard by others is really true. very good. Whether it's a friend who feels like me that this movie is really bad, that I feel cheated, or a friend who really thinks this movie is something I really don't know how to appreciate, or a serious one (I feel really There is a navy to spray - hit me along the wifi), um... it's all right - the opening is over!

The following text:

I remember Cai Kangyong had a saying (you said it anyway!) Chickens lay eggs, chickens poop, people eat eggs, not chicken poop. There's nothing wrong with that, right? But if you buy an egg and break it into a bowl, it's chicken shit! How do you feel! Forget it, let me change it! Why does this movie make me so angry with some people. Because this kind of feeling is like when I read a food review app that says "must eat every year", what green pearl restaurant you want to go to, and a must eat restaurant wherever you go, the chef profile is covered with medal certificates. As a result, the chef wanted to burn the fire to the height of the 5th floor during the cooking process. After cutting a knife, he had to play with the knife, etc. After a series of operations that made you do not understand the meaning, he gave you a copy that really made it. A meal that you find unpalatable or even nauseating! At this time, I slapped the table and shouted, "It's really unpalatable!" Is it illegal? I don't like the rights are not allowed? I can't get used to your meal. Don't let me talk about it! I was deceived by a group of nurses (marketing) in earnest. I have to look at your faces and applaud you together after paying for it? In the end, I must bear the reputation of not knowing how to appreciate and not being afraid, and being scolded by you for not knowing how to appreciate, don't watch movies later? ?

"What is happening to this society??*****"

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen in a comment

Whether it's a movie theater or a restaurant, it's a place to go in the world I live in. I exist in this world, and I have the right to experience everything that exists reasonably in this world. When I am attracted by those gorgeous appearances, I have the right to contact and understand the essence behind these gorgeous appearances! When I learned that the movie's gorgeous reviews were full of ugly and dirty marketing, I really felt like I was getting it! bully! disgrace! Bully my ignorance, insult my mind! I paid for cheating! And it is the deception of our own national compatriots!

Among the various industries related to me, what I hate the most is the industries such as advertising, media and marketing, which is even higher than the real estate industry, because the final cost of advertising is still counted in the consumption of consumers, at the production level. In the modern era with ever-increasing levels of transportation and most of the cost reduction, a bag of yogurt that I liked to drink two years ago can go from two or three yuan to five yuan! The cost of this brand increase is only its title fee and advertising fee in a variety show! But at least I still drink serious yogurt! But this movie is still like I just said, just tm is a high rated restaurant that I was brought in by various marketing, the result is let! I! Sleep! The chef is an acrobatic black shop that cooks badly! ! ! ! ! !

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It's my business whether I watch this movie or not! ! !

I didn't think it looked good when I saw it, and it's my business to come here and shout if it doesn't look good! ! If you like to spray, just spray something useful! !

Come on, fight the bayonet...

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  • Lu Hongwu: Dreams rise up and I wonder if my body is made of hydrogen. And then my memories would be made of stone.