is really a movie full of high energy and slot... comb it out. During the shogunate era, there was a beautiful boy named Garner, and he and an uncle-faced boy named Tashiro (hahaha) were selected into the Shinsengumi at the same time. The two people before entering the group were also tested by their young predecessors, the protagonist's face Okita. At this time, Ertoutou Hijikata was played by Mr. Kitano Takeshi, so the setting was to be able to see through everything and bring his own gay radar. His initial cps were the big head Kondo and the beautiful young Ghana, because the big head saw that Ghana was so beautiful that the snot bubbles came out. But the big head Kondo is a deep cabinet, and he doesn't even admit that he likes Garner. Hijikata had no choice but to go to the cp of the uncle face Tashiro and the beautiful boy Ghana.
In other words, why do you always want to stand in Ghana's cp, just because he looks very basic and still has bangs. But the protagonist's face chief also keeps bangs. You take care of this kid, he's so handsome if he doesn't make a fool of himself.
Closer to home. In short, the beautiful boy Garner lost to the uncle face Tashiro in the competition. But Ertotou Hijikata felt that Ghana was better than Tashiro. Why did you lose to Tashiro? It must be because they slept! So he firmly established the pair of CPs, and was finally happy that he was on the right CP.
At this time, the original characters of the movie, the good friends of Datoutou and Ertoutou, Jingshan old waste appeared. As soon as the old man saw the beautiful young Ghana, he would flirt with him in various ways. Even though he was very weak, he had to compete with Ghana, but it caused a major incident. After the accident, I have to go with Garner to investigate. It's not too embarrassing for an old cow to eat tender grass all day long, so it's almost as if "I'm picking up fresh meat" on the face. Ertoutou Tufang was very happy to see the new CP, so he went to ask the old man Jingshan if he liked Ghana. But the old man Jingshan said, I don't like men, but I can feel the gay man's mood. After he finished speaking, he smiled slyly. Everyone laughed. The atmosphere among straight men is peaceful.
However, an ugly guy named Yuzawa appeared at this time. Although I don't want to admit it, he is the only man we can see who has a physical relationship with the beautiful teenager Garner (what the heck). Although this ugly guy managed to eat swan meat (twice!) but because he is ugly, no one wants to admit that he is qualified to be a geek. Big head Kondo and Ertotou Hijikata feel that this is not the way to go, how can Tom Sugana sleep with such an ugly person, can't let him have sex anymore, break him up!
So they came up with a solution that I still find bizarre, to find someone to take Ghana to do major health care. I feel that Garner has slept with a woman and automatically straightened. You can straighten a crooked guy so easily, no wonder you straight guys are so easy to bend. But as expected, how could the Ertou Tufang of Aila CP give up the best source of his brain so easily? You are all too naive. Just by seeing Mr. Kitano Takeshi's convulsive blink of an eye and an evil smile, you know that he is a male classmate with a story.
Sure enough, the Yamazaki he dispatched not only failed to straighten Garner, but was quickly bent by Garner.
Ertoutou Tufang smiled happily when he heard that a new CP appeared. So far, his cps are Tashiro × Garner, Yuzawa × Garner, and Yamazaki × Garner. (Don't worry if Mr. Kitano Takeshi has a lot of brains at this time, he will have an invincible brain hole to put himself in) I don't know if the name is right or not, it doesn't matter, because Yuzawa will die soon. Then Yamazaki was also assassinated but not dead. Ertoutou Tufang's brain hole is online, this is love killing! It's all a joke! Who else would do such a thing? Of course it's Tashiro! So Tashiro-kun, who has been offline for a long time, is online again. In order not to be blocked by Tashiro in the future of Ghana, and for the peace of the Shinsengumi and world peace, they decided to kill Tashiro.
The big head Kondo's IQ was also on the line at this time, and he decided to send Tashiro's scandal target, the source of everything, the beautiful boy Ghana to kill Tashiro. Garner pretended a little according to the script and agreed. In order to make up for Mr. Kitano Takeshi's role and prevent the appearance fee from being wasted, he forced Ertou Hijikata and Okita, who did nothing but brush his face, to be the bodyguards to complete the last scene.
The night has come. I'm that excited. Finally got to watch Garner kill. As a result, Nima's camera was stuck with Tufang and Okita. They chatted about life and feelings. After chatting for a long time, their strange brain holes collided. From their conversations, we can sort out such couples of CPs. The two heads are earthwork × Ghana, and the big heads are Kondo × Ghana. Before we had time to swallow this big mouthful of strange Amway stalks and rolled our eyes, Okita relied on his extraordinary IQ and God's perspective as a straight man to look at curvy men. Here comes the epic cp!
It's worth it! Put it now, it's almost like Medvedev's subordinate said to Lao Mei, do you like the big boss, the second boss? He also pointed at Putin secretly. Ertoutou Tufang was furious. After so many years, he was the first time he was caught in a brain hole. At that time, he jumped up and pointed at Okita and said, you are the gay! Your whole family is gay! Tell me if you like Ghana! Don't say you just love Ghana! Otherwise, why do you read a book about honesty and politeness and you can see the taste of gays! gay! nausea! Pooh!
Just when we were cheering that the two most handsome men in this movie were finally matched by Lalang, Okita smiled evilly and said, I'm not gay. Because of his deadly calm face and various reasons that I don't understand, this old rotten man actually believed him. In this wonderful rival scene, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why, Okita will meet Ghana in white, Ghana in red will meet Okita (why bring a change of clothes), and he will meet Ghana in white, like a dream Beautiful picturesque scene. Finally, he understood the truth of the deep nature of the rot, and sighed in the sky.
Here, Ghana also quickly met Tashiro, an old lover who was going to kill, but from Tashiro's tone, it seemed that it was not him who killed Yuzawa and Yamazaki, but the beautiful young Ghana who blamed him. Ghana, who had obviously lost in the early days, was suddenly as fierce as eating spinach. The two fought for a while, and Ghana finally got on the road. All kinds of tears began to fill up with all kinds of weak willows and Fufeng, using Jinjiang Xiaoshou's standard Weak and innocent trembling said, Oppa forgive me, Sarang hey yo. Then the terrible thing of the "high energy in front" of Yingzheng's barrage happened, and the sound suddenly disappeared. Garner's mouth moved and he didn't know what he was talking about, and Tashiro suddenly let go of his sword. So Garner killed Tashiro in one fell swoop.
I have long wanted to complain that this design is so fucking inhumane, what the hell did the pangolin say! It's the author that you can't think of it yourself! Guess guess what! How do we know what Ghana used to soften Tashiro's steelmaking! Could it be that you are hungry or not, let me feed you below! so annoying!
In short, Garner killed Tashiro. Hijikata and Okita, the two voyeurs, are also ready to go back. Unfortunately, neither of them heard what the pangolin said. After walking halfway, Okita suddenly wanted to go back, saying that he was going to settle one thing, he turned around and ran away. Hijikata watched his figure disappear on the bridge thoughtfully, and suddenly realized it! He yelled! Nima Laozi is still on the wrong cp! It's not Okita × Ghana, but Ghana × Okita! Heaven! Why are you going against my cp! I am not convinced! In anger, he cut down a cherry tree beside him to vent his anger. In the distance came the mournful cry of Garner being cut over by Okita.
The end.
It is said that although Garner slept with that old man, the person he liked was Okita. And Okita's wily protagonist's face makes it hard to believe that he doesn't know anything, but judging from the fact that he killed Garner in the end, he doesn't like Garner at all.
But after reading the original book, I feel that Garner may not have loved anyone. Whether it is Tashiro or Yuzawa, it may be nothing more than the prey that he lured as a beauty. Even the "Ghana Loves Okita" accepted by most people is a little unreliable to me. Okita's status was given such a high level simply because he was so handsome. Okita, Hijikata, Kondo, these people who think they are innocent and not masculine, in fact, maybe they are all bewitched by the beauty of this boy without knowing it. Kondo and Hijikata always give him a stern warning for Garner. And Okita, who prided himself on not asking about world affairs, rarely showed impulsiveness in this matter. So Saburo is a near demon in this story. He was pulled into the way of masculinity by Tashiro, and became vain and happy because of the love of men. While indulging in this morbid admiration, he began to hate the man around him who was not worthy of him, so he killed Yuzawa. I think his subconscious self is still a child, bangs are a symbol, everyone treats him as a child. Kondo Hijikata's love for him is all out of tolerance for a beautiful child. He is a rare white moonlight among the shogun's rough people, and because of his beauty, he has the power beyond the shogunate's laws. Beauty grows along with sin, and finally is alerted by these men of the ruling class and died under the shogunate.
In short, the original portrayal of Ghana is closer to a mixture of beauty, sin and childishness. Accidentally fell into the hands of a shogunate man, because beauty was forced to perish. After he was defiled, the evil of nature began to be born. He started to selectively get rid of men he didn't like because of his supremacy among men. In the end, he died at the hands of the three highest-ranking people, Hijikata, Kondo and Okita. They killed him, but they still miss him, saying things like "Ghana is so beautiful" that they consider heretical. While spurning the beauty of the young man, he coveted it. It satirizes the restraint of nature in the shogunate law.
But the movie seems to have taken a deeper look at it. The addition of the role of the old man Jingshan seems to be a conscious comparison of the two identities. Jing Shan sees very clearly, he doesn't love men, but he likes Ghana's body. The old man was quite clear about this. Just as he knows that his status in the Shinsengumi is nothing but a laughing stock. Jingshan saw it, and he only needed to have fun in life, so he molested Ghana over and over again. This is different from Hijikata Kondo. Refining the feelings of Hijikata and Kondo has further sublimated the indescribable complex feelings between samurai warriors. In the era of no women, they are likely to love each other without knowing it, and even if they find out, they will curb their nature in self-loathing. Same-sex love and man's love, as the director showed, are occupation, madness, sin, forbearance, and ultimately perish. All people who are crazy about love die. All who restrain themselves are protected. But they are not necessarily happy in their hearts.
above. It's all made up by me.
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