Look at how professional people are pretending to be!

Guillermo 2022-04-19 09:02:54

When "Wolf Warrior 1" was released, I knew there was a sequel, but unfortunately Wu Jing didn't take my advice.

The plot of this film follows the previous one. Leng Feng sends the ashes of his comrade Xiao Fei back to his hometown, but a group of hooligans take out the guy without a word and start to work.

However, when the scene changed, they all fell.

On the other hand, Leng Feng was still well-dressed and safe.

Director, are there a few clips you forgot to include?

At this time, the superhero "Captain China", the little leader of the hooligan, was not happy anymore, and repeatedly provoked Leng Feng, saying cruel words: "Yoyo, you're such a dick, you're kind of killing me."

The background of the Chinese captain is not small. His real identity is the captain of the city management team.

His skill is to reduce the dimension of your house, making 36D into 2D...

However, before my narration was finished, he was beaten to death by Leng Feng.

The chief, the undercover professional who looked like a bad guy but turned out to be a domestic spy war drama, fired Leng Feng from the military, which was equivalent to releasing the tiger from the cage.

But no matter how powerful the tiger is, he is still afraid of heat. He even called him "cold wind". He even asked foreign friends to call him "cold", as if it would be cooler.

Due to the high temperature warning issued across the country, the cold front had to go to Africa to escape the heat. The popularity of Chinese here is already quite high, and anyone who picks up on the side of the road can speak fluent Chinese.

Leng Feng's other name is "Wujing", and he was so brooding about it that he had to ask the local old driver Tundu for help to improve his posture, and in return he was willing to be the other party's godfather. (manually funny)

(Not the kind of "Godfather" on Taobao, and don't go to Taobao to search for "Godfather")

While Tundu is committed to the popularization of sex education and the study of human reproduction, he has a wealth of theoretical knowledge, but lacks practical experience.

Then there is this part of the movie title, where Leng Feng's ship is held hostage by Caribbean pirates.

Not this Caribbean,

But this kind of Caribbean.

Under Tundu's long-term training, Leng Feng had already figured out the enemy's routine, jumped into the water with ease and entangled with them, fought 300 rounds of battles skillfully, and even made time to play bundling with them.

Then Leng Feng fired a shot at the audience, killing the devil who was 800 miles away. This clip is very important, after all, this is almost all the 3D effects of the film except for the subtitles.

One day, Leng Feng and Tundu were attacked by red scarves, they escaped and finally came to the Chinese warship. Under the hail of bullets, they were not injured at all. They are really good children who love to be clean and hygienic.

Unexpectedly, Tundu shouted and refused to leave: "I don't want to go to China, China is so fucking hot, I will get tanned!"

On the other hand, the former director of Donglai, the current captain of the warship, and the ambassador of the embassy, ​​Fan, met for the first time, and quickly found a quiet place to review the script in the bed.

Ambassador Fan: "What's the plot on your side now?"

Captain: "There is still a group of Chinese trapped in hospitals and factories, and now someone needs to rescue them."

Leng Feng volunteered: "I'll go!"

The captain was disrespectful: "Fuck you."

When the workers built the hospital back then, they used extremely poor quality bean curd slag to build the walls. Only then did Leng Feng fly in with a jeep behind him. You're not driving too fast, you're flying too low.

Under the arrangement of fate (editor) and luck (play), Leng Feng only rescued American Rachel and African Pasha. All the Chinese were killed, and none were spared.

The atmosphere was very sad, Leng Feng had to bring a piece of Freestyle to ease the atmosphere and sang a famous song "Are You OK" by Lei Jun.

Afterwards, they came to the factory and met Lu Qiaoshan, the former director of the Intelligence Department of Tianjin Station, Secretary Dakang, and now the squad leader.

I also met Zhang Han, who played Yifan in this movie.

The entire Pacific Ocean is his contracted fish pond, and he has also been upgraded from "pond owner" to "Sea King".

His skill is counting numbers, but he has to do fighting, which he is not good at, which may imply to the audience that his math is taught by a physical education teacher.

The headphones he wears have two "Bs" written on them, implying to the audience that he is a 2B. He also said that his weapon could arm a platoon.

Okay, okay, then I'll call you Captain Ribs. Are you satisfied?

In the evening, the red scarf came to hunt down the protagonist, and their Xiaomi drone blew up while flying. Afterwards, Xiaomi said that they bought fake goods.

Yifan/Pond Master/Sea King/Captain Ribs shouted: "Wait for me, I want to make an appointment with you!" Immediately after the fire was fully fired, he carried the guns and launched a counterattack, worthy of being the master of guns.

On the way, he said that his leg was injured, but he was alive and kicking the next day, so we can infer that it was the middle leg that was injured.

Among them, Leng Feng unfortunately contracted the virus and still went to work while sick, striving to be a model pioneer.

He absorbed a lot of firepower on his own, and his composure in the hail of bullets reminded people of "Wonder Woman." The difference is that Wonder Woman is invulnerable, while there is a strong magnetic field around Leng Feng, bullets will automatically turn when they approach, and the enemy can't hit him at all. Look at how professional they pretend to be.

Even if they weren't tired, the audience was also tired, so the screenwriter kindly arranged a night's rest for them.

The next day, Rachel got on the plane and was about to leave. Unexpectedly, halfway through the flight, the battery was dead, and she fell from the air and crashed.

Leng Feng was very sad, he refused to speak to Rachel and touched her chest.

The move successfully evoked Rachel's physical response, and she came to life.

Next, the villain gave experience to the protagonist, and the protagonist also used the villain to level up, and a lot of good equipment was released, even tanks. When I can see the live-action version of "Shuke and Beta" on the big screen in my lifetime, why don't I wait for the tears to fill my eyes and cry with joy?

Suddenly, the huge ant Huabei bill fell from the sky, pressing Leng Feng to the ground and unable to move.

In desperation, he had to take out his mobile phone to start a live broadcast and share the implementation of the battle with netizens. Enthusiastic netizens also sent gifts such as yachts and warships.

The protagonist hurriedly used the warship to launch artillery shells to attack the villains, and now only Magneto can save them.

The big battle is finally here, and the big BOSS is the "crossbones" of the American team's enemy. It turned out that Secretary Dakang and Director Donglai are just pretense. All of this is actually a test set by the US team on Leng Feng. Once they pass the test, they can join the Fulian and fight Thanos together.

The godfather and the old man got into a fight, Leng Feng suddenly remembered seeing his public service advertisement of "thinking in one place, working hard in one place, we can realize our dreams", and his fighting power skyrocketed in an instant. The members ate the crossed "bones" viciously and passed the test smoothly.

He then raised the flag and led everyone to retreat.

Heroes from all walks of life opened the way, allowing Leng Feng and others to pass safely. After all, if they hit the Chinese, the movie would never be released.

Leng Feng won again, this man will die if he doesn't save the Chinese, should he go to the alien world to save the Chinese?

At the end of the movie, a Chinese passport appears, saying that no matter where I am, it can take me home, making it seem like I can go to many places with a Chinese passport.

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