Film Critics, 365 Days of Gangsters and Me

Stuart 2022-10-13 04:12:33

Cautiously, tremblingly, delete, delete, change, and post it

This film review is purely complaining, with spoilers in color, and not at all literary and irrational. (I'm really afraid that my account will be gone after the post)

Into the title,

The plot in this kind of soft pornographic movie is the least important, but after watching this movie, I still have a lot of ideas to vomit.

First of all, as this part of the yellow film, after the famous cult film "Room", I have never seen a borrower so embarrassing. Coupled with the surging BGM dedicated to the love scene, no one can read it without saying: It is unexpected and fake.

When it comes to the side ball of sexual behavior, it is really diverse, with a variety of types, postures, and postures that are more abundant than those of serious porn. Basically all the popular elements are collected. Touching, pinching, licking and licking are all trivial. Others include self-wei, forced, multiplayer games, public places, high-altitude clubs, sm, training, bundling, pointing jiao... there are everything you can think of.

However, the plot of the film is a bit complicated, although it is still a story of a domineering mafia president who fell in love with an ordinary girl and imprisoned her.

The figure is eight pack abs, the face is a bit noble in the wild, the family business is prosperous, and he is also dedicated and domineering towards Laura, and fell in love with it at a glance, and then give it back a year. Fall in love with his story.

The key is that he is devoted to love, full of protection, and he also takes it everywhere to buy and buy! And he didn't hesitate to ruin the marriage contract for her.

So what is this movie? Is this a mental aphrodisiac for men and women who have to be locked up at home during the epidemic?

Then let me give you a detailed overview of the direction of the heroes and heroines from encountering and loving each other.

As the heir of the gangster, the male protagonist Massimo happened to see the female protagonist of the seaside swimsuit with a telescope in a deal with his father. It happened that a bullet penetrated him and his dad at the same time. His dad died and he had to inherit the wealthy family business.

Since then, Massimo has only met the woman who has only seen one face, and even made a huge portrait to hang in the bedroom. But the male protagonist actually saw Laura at the airport, and a glimpse made him confirm that the woman in his dream was real, and then kidnapped her without hesitation.

In his luxurious villa, Massimo told Laura: Her boyfriend (a chubby middle-aged man) didn't love her at all, and cheated. After telling her deep love, she promised to give her 365 days to fall in love with herself, not to force her to have a relationship, and send her back if the plan fails.

Then I took Laura to buy, buy, and buy, and the two of them were going on a date every day. They also took a bath and slept together. Everything that should have happened except for sex.

During this period, there have been countless times Lara-led playful games and various sideballs.

Finally, there was a time when Laura was dressed so beautifully at a party and was harassed by the wretched man, and then Massimo became jealous and beat the wretched man, causing a commotion. Then the two argued on the yacht, Laura accidentally fell into the water, Massimo rescued her, and then the two had a relationship.

Believe that Massimo regrets that his intestines are all green. She hadn't agreed with her by pushing this woman into the water earlier? ?

However, at this time, the beautiful and powerful original partner appeared. She came from another Soprano family and was Massimo's ex-girlfriend. She had a marriage contract with him and threatened to kill Laura.

Although Massimo arranged to send her back to Poland first, Laura, who became pregnant, was assassinated.

Now it sounds from Massimo's perspective that apart from sex, this is another romantic, inspirational and sad love story.

But from the perspective of the heroine Laura, she didn't notice the hero at all. As a hotel manager, although her boyfriend is not good, but she also has her own work and life, she was suddenly kidnapped during the trip.

The kidnapper is a rich and handsome gangster. He confesses affectionately that he loves you very much and wants to give you 365 days to fall in love with him.

Isn't it the first reaction of normal people: you are crazy!

But Laura's domineering declaration is: "I am not a bag of potatoes, you can let you move around without my consent!"

The face slap came quickly, and she quickly fell under the double temptation of shopping and beauty. She became a patient of Stockholm syndrome and fell in love with a kidnapper and sexual harasser.

I wonder, isn't this the romanticization of Stockholm and Rape culture.

The kidnappers do not engage in penetrative sex with the kidnappers, but they also have other unauthorized actions. Isn't this downplaying the impact of sexual assault? The kidnapped fell in love with the kidnapper and became pregnant for him. The relationship between the two directly led to the death of the kidnapper.

Wow, a soft porn movie that embarrassed me with toes on the floor can also make people creepy.

Ps: I haven't watched any part of the Fifty Shades of Grey series, but I like the soundtrack very much. As far as the soundtrack is concerned, "365 Days of Gangsters and Me" is lost.

Congratulations to myself, cautiously, tremblingly, delete, delete, modify, and post it.

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365 Days quotes

  • Massimo: Are you lost babygirl?

  • Massimo: I'm gonna fuck you so hard that people will gonna hear you in Warsaw.