Sci-Fi Spoof Comedy

Dante 2022-01-01 08:02:40

The male protagonist invented a machine that can travel through time and space, but neither the scientific community nor the people believe him, and they laugh at him, making him very disappointed. The heroine is also a scholar. She believes in the hero very much and finds him and encourages him to go to a place where fossils have been found to verify the machine. The place where the fossils were found is now a simple playground in a cave. Male No. 2 is the playground owner. He leads the hero and heroine into the cave. The hero turns on the machine. The three of them are teleported to the prehistoric desert, but the time machine is gone. They rescued an indigenous prince who was about to be killed in the desert. This indigenous prince resembled a great ape. Then the four of them were chased by a tyrannosaurus, and they fled to a cave to hide. The protagonist was called by a voice and came near a crystal cone, and the other three also chased him. They encountered many green lizardmen attacks there. The male protagonist irradiated the crystal with the reflection of the female protagonist's belt buckle, forming a space-time gate. The male and female protagonists and the male number two escaped into the space-time gate, but the lizardmen did not dare to enter. They met a yellow lizard man, also a scientist, in the time-space gate. He said that he was persecuted by an evil lizard-man leader and was locked up here. He hoped that the hero would find a time machine and create a stable space-time channel here. They can go back, and this lizardman can defeat the evil leader. The four returned to the desert and encountered attacks from two male and female tyrannosaurus. They killed the female tyrannosaurus and found the time machine in his stomach, but the time machine was captured by a pterosaur again. The actor overcomes his decadent thoughts and climbs to the pterodactyl nest on the top of the mountain with the other three, and ventures to get back the time machine. Then the heroine took the time machine to the lizard-men gathering area, took a lizard-men’s egg, and found the so-called evil leader’s message stored in the crystal there. He is not really evil, that yellow lizard is evil. The lizardman found the heroine and arrested him, thinking that she and the yellow lizardman were in a gang and wanted to execute him. At this time, the other three also came, and the protagonist struggled to save the heroine. But the Yellow Lizardmen had already taken control of the other Lizardmen and attracted the Tyrannosaurus, and then took the other Lizardmen away, hoping to use the time machine to return to the modern earth and occupy the world. The hero was swallowed by the tyrannosaurus while fighting with the tyrannosaurus. Tyrannosaurus walked away. The lizardmen began to attack the other three. At the critical moment, the hero rode back on a tyrannosaurus and killed the lizardmen. It turned out that the actor entered the tyrannosaurus intestines to help it clear the stool, and then was pulled out by the tyrannosaurus, so the tyrannosaurus was very grateful to him and helped him. Then the four of them entered the gate of time and space and caught the yellow lizardman. The hero and heroine use the passage created by the time machine to return to the modern world. The male number two chose to stay, and the indigenous people The prince returned to the indigenous tribe together, and many indigenous beauties came to greet them. After the actor participated in the TV interview, he forgot to take the lizard man egg, and then the egg hatched a small lizard man.

This film is a science fiction spoof comedy. For example, the protagonist used pole vault to attack the Tyrannosaurus, but jumped into the Tyrannosaurus mouth and was swallowed, but was not digested by the gastric juice, but entered the intestines and was pulled out with the stool. In order to avoid being attacked by the dinosaurs, the male protagonist not only drenched the hadrosaur's urine on himself, but also drank it, but he still couldn't escape.

The tyrannosaurus seemed to understand English, so the actor said that its brain was only the size of a walnut, which made it very angry. He wanted to go, but turned around and jumped over the cliff. Later, he threw a huge giant to the actor. Walnut, let him know how big a brain is as big as a walnut. Since then, he has been targeting the actor and ignoring others. It wasn't until the male protagonist unclogged his stool that he and the male protagonist became friends.

The ice cream truck didn't know how to enter the time tunnel and was teleported to the hero's place, but the ice cream seller was attacked by a group of dinosaurs and died without knowing what was going on. He didn't have the opportunity to explore with the hero.

Although the group of lizard people looked disgusting, they were not actually evil. They were very opposed to the yellow lizard people, but they did not listen to the excuses. They decided that these people and the yellow lizard people were a gang, so they must be killed. Later, they were controlled by the Yellow Lizardmen, and they were all killed by the protagonist team. The yellow lizard man was both ambitious and evil, of course this villain ultimately failed.

The indigenous prince said that indigenous women are ugly, but those indigenous women are just like humans. It seems that only indigenous men look like apes. It is ugly to look like humans in the eyes of those indigenous men.

If the huge prehistoric crab hadn’t fallen into the boiling water pit and was cooked, the male protagonist No. 2 and the indigenous prince would have been eaten by the crabs. They had eaten so many prehistoric psychedelic fruits at the time, and it would be difficult to escape in a daze. . The heroes ran around in the desert without falling into the boiling water hole. The crab was too unlucky.

The two interviews of the actor did not end well. The first time he left in anger, and the second time he angered the host, and the two fought.

The lizard man hatched from the lizard man egg that the actor forgot on the TV station, I don't know if it can be caught. It must go off the beaten track or hide in the city sewer. There is only one lizardman in this world, and it can't reproduce, so don't worry about many.

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  • Will Stanton: [a pair of dinosaurs break a fight and focus on the group, Dr. Marshall having doused himself in Hadrosaur urine earlier] Well what do you know? This is one of those days when pouring piss on your head is a bad idea!

  • Dr. Rick Marshall: [Upon seeing a pterosaur make off with the tachyon amplifier] Oh, that blows. That buh-lows.