Plants vs. Zombies

Tillman 2022-04-19 09:02:49

1. Battelle is like the plant that throws the big watermelon. Brother Chun with a hat looks like the plant that shoots corn. Hu Jun and his subordinates are those persevering zombies. There are many public faces that are planted as nuts among plants and zombies, and they are smashed by the sturdy zombies in a short time.

Second, "October Siege" is almost the same as Donnie Yen's martial arts action films in recent years, that is, the acting skills of Lao Wang, Xiao Xie and others are really good, and the scenes are really good. There are Chinese scenes, Japanese scenes, and Egyptian scenes in the three generations of Double Dragons, but it is still Double Dragon. It's not a Double Dragon and you won't buy it. Donnie Yen fought for the Hong Kong police in the past, and later for the Foshan police. This time it was upgraded to defend our party, and next time I will definitely fight for your party.

3. Although it's all the same story, the reason why this film is far more pleasing than Donnie Yen's previous works is that everything in Donnie Yen's previous movies, except for martial arts, is below common sense. In "October Siege", everything except martial arts is common sense. Anything that has something to do with common sense, books, blogs, movies, can be popular this year.

4. As my proverb goes: Sex sells. Democracy sells even better.

5. So the review of this movie is really good, just copy a few paragraphs of common sense, no one is embarrassed to say "useless". But there is one sentence that must not be said: martial arts itself is the most uncommon sense.

6. There are two kinds of common sense in the world, one is common sense and the other is Chinese common sense. The founding father of the United States, Mr. Max Payne, wrote a book called Common Sense. That is common sense. There is a famous slogan on the wall of a famous hotel: "This shop does not beat or scold customers". This is common sense in China. Which kind of common sense actually sells.

7. What is a revolution? The revolution is to say that it is for the next generation, for the young, and for the non-mainstream. In fact, it means that both the angry youth and the non-mainstream are sent to death. In the end, the old people are left behind, and the old people rule the new society. In some countries, after the revolution the same is true.

8. What does the revolution depend on? Revolutions depend on vulgar sentiments. The righteous people don't need to know what beliefs each button on Mr. Sun's clothes represents, and what civil rights each purse represents. They all feel that they are for those girls who are about to take it, those who have already taken it, and those who should have taken it instead. girl. They didn't understand Schrödinger's method at that time, but the girls generally knew Pavlov's method. Looking at the terrifying energy smoldering from the excessive suppression of vulgar emotions, Mr. Freud laughed without saying a word; while Mr. Sun Wen put on his hat and walked away, which is quite in line with the chairman's words: no need to fart, try it The world turned upside down.

9. A five-star film review wrote: "Revolution, democracy, freedom, ism, republic, communism, Datong... are all used to call for reason, modernity, individuality, humanity and a new era. At the same time, these words It is also used to evoke the violence of the majority, to consolidate power, to trample rights and distort human nature, and to create homogeneity."
Is this a compliment or damage to the film?

10. Chinese people should be very good at death metal. Because their praise for death is number one in the world. We can make a movie, and the people in it are dead, but the audience can't see a dead person, but a screen full of "understand the general situation and consider the overall situation". Therefore, Brother Chun and Xiao Xie died with a smile. They died very comfortably, peacefully and emotionally.

11. Zombies have a background, while plants have no background. But the zombies have all been killed, they are stupid, they don't know that the relationship can be destroyed with money, and the backstage with money can only be beaten. Regardless of whether Sun Dapao came to teach Chunge or the eighth set of radio gymnastics, there must be a group of dead men to protect each other, because the teacher of Dapao has Li Yutang, an undefeated double-headed sunflower.

12. Compared to the Chinese Revolution, the American Revolution is yawningly boring, if you've seen the John Adams TV series. Compared with Teacher Sun Wen, who is the same as the god of heaven, Ya is a fat man who is quite a chicken thief.

13. Teacher Jean Bouchia said: Freedom is noble, but today, freedom is no longer freedom like thunderstorms, and slavery is no longer silent slavery. Today is the silence of freedom.

14. An older teacher said that it is their character, not their government, that determines the fate of nations.

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Extended Reading
  • Lizeth 2022-01-22 08:04:48

    The script is flawed, but the audience has no time to take care of it due to the fierce play and the collective performance of the actors. It is well-made, and Hong Kong at that time was restored very real, and the characters are also very full. The pinch and shaping of Sun Wen's character is the most innovative, almost all indirect descriptions, but every stroke is in place. Two times my tears almost fell. It was Xie Shao's play. The pure and dedicated man really moved me the most. Whole film thoughts: be a low-key person

  • Jacklyn 2022-01-22 08:04:48

    Wei Xiaobao thought that Tiandi would succeed in assassinating Kangxi in Ma Junwei's version of "The Deer and Ding Tale", so he rushed back to the imperial study room to open the door and saw Ma Junwei, a young, white and handsome man, safe and sound-the kind of touch that I will never forget. "Ten" reappeared at least twice this kind of moving: once when Li Yuchun was knocked out of the window by her father, Ren Dahua, and once when Wang Baijie struggled to endure the huge fear of death in a retrograde rickshaw. Tears rained down.