The protagonist teacher Dandan said: "Actually, I am a leader of Jinyiwei who is loyal to the army, loves the country and the party." The director said: Then I will give you a name called Qinglong, so that in a feudal society, you have to take the road of revolutionaries at first sight. .
"It's too pushy." Dandan agreed, and then recalled deeply his miserable childhood -- the chubby chubby hung up his brother in order to grab a bean bag. "It is more painful to live than to die. I swear that I will only be allowed to suffer like this in the future."
I originally thought that the above plot had nothing to do with the plot, but later I found out that I was wrong. Basically, each plot has nothing to do with the plot. .
Qinglongdan went to Mr. Liu Songren's house to speculate, not to mention how old Liu was mentally handicapped. Originally, Dandan and the eunuch Jia were in the same group. After the emperor's jade seal was copied, the director said, "Crack! It's so smooth, how can we go on? This has to be changed."
The villain Sammo Hung said, "That's easy, send me That masked little girl came out and chopped him, and cut him squarely." Tuotuo ran over and slashed Qinglongdan with a sword, wow, the sneak attack was successful. The director said: "Stop, don't ko
Qinglongdan, if you win, run away."
Qinglongdan was also anxious, and shouted: "I am so song, how can I go down?"
Pulled here, "Don't worry, Dandan, what if the villain chases you and loses you? It should be better for these most song escorts in history to accompany you. Moreover, the most important thing is Dangdangdangdang - the mentally handicapped protagonist. The professional beauty Zhao Wei is also wrapped up in the bodyguard to play in her true colors." The
Justice Guard Bureau (listen to the song's name) started the bodyguard expedition.
The villain rested for a long time, discussed it and said, "No, we are also mentally handicapped, where can I find Qinglongdan, he changed into a small round hat with a large Chinese stand collar and a wide brim, and also had a big wave of curly hair and a ponytail to pull the wind. In the mentally handicapped Zhao's wedding car, the old men and women who are doing firewood and fire are stuffed together, is her father really planning to let her marry, isn't he afraid of going out?"
The cottage bandit said: "Let's solve this proposition, we can pretend to be people from the Tianying Gang. If others can't beat it, can't the first song escort in history still beat it?"
Qinglongdan shouted: "Don't make noise! I'm quietly Run for your life, do you know? Look carefully at my gold card, it says Jin Yiwei, don’t let the villains who are chasing me all over the world know about it.” The
villain said, “Thank you, bandit brothers. Let’s go ahead and ambush.” The
villain The boss didn't come, and Qinglongdan must have won the first half. So no suspense, what do you think? The director said yes: "Wuma, you go to Lanruo Temple to use the coffin to come here." When the coffin came, a Wu Mengda with a big knife stood up, not Wu Mengda, but Chen Guantai, who looked like Zhong Chuhong's husband.
Qinglongdan scratched his head and said, "I think he still looks like Wu Mengda. And he is stealing the show. The knife is too fierce. I obviously can't beat him."
"Chen Mengda!" The director shouted, "Do you still want to start work today? Did you have a boxed lunch?"
"Don't, I'll throw it away!" Dada happily started to fight with Qinglongdan, and was KO'd without any suspense.
The mentally handicapped Zhao was unhappy: "Is there anyone who does this? The one named Tuo has more dramas than me, so I quit." Dandan said: "Don't worry, I will kidnap you, her name is Tuo Take off, you really take off, you are more ruthless than her." The two of them went to the hot spring regardless of Father Wuma's objection.
The mentally handicapped Zhao said, "We won't let the villains catch up, right? The goal is too small, and it's easy to be lost by them." Dandan smiled mysteriously, "The mountain man has his own plan, let's go to the Overlord's meal, pure meat will not be eaten. The kind with green vegetables."
Miss Zhao instigated her chopsticks and grabbed Qinglong's big black hand: "It's a pity that the mud on your hands is all over the meat, please put it on my chopsticks first." The restaurant owner really It was very cooperative to ask for the precious gold medal of Jinyiwei to pay for the meal. The children of the rich have long been in charge. Such a precious gold medal hangs on the rich second generation of the restaurant. So stupid.
The director said: "Everyone is patient, it's the last game." All the employees gathered at the legendary film and television city, and Zhao Zhao said, "Our appearances are too ordinary, and I'm still worried about the villain's IQ." Qinglongdan smiled lightly, "It's easy, go to the donkey brand clothing store, and I'll dress you up like an Indian Asan. If you don't think it's obvious, the people of the Ming Dynasty will not agree." "What about your money, when you eat Bawang meal, you say you have no money. It's over." "Little fool, we can still wear it for Overlord."
At the last moment, if you don't grab the show, it will be in vain. Indian Asan can play, so can the captain brother in the Caribbean, haha, come to a real Tianying gang brother, his confused and soulful eyes looked at the old men and women squatting in the Studio City Hotel and said: "The villain's gold I've been staring at it for a long time, all of it is mine, and the big one is yours." Adan gave him a contemptuous look, "Deal!" I thought to myself: "This turtle, how cheap is gold, such a large jade seal How much does it cost to break the ring face." The
captain put on handsome poses one after another, and played big names with the drama manager behind him: "Why is it a navel-baring outfit, I'm not a beast, so there's no need to save fabrics." Said: "It's a waste to wrap your stomach, you will understand in the next stage." The
villain finally came, it was really not easy, but the wheel puppets appeared.
Adan wrote a letter to the mentally handicapped Zhao, asking her to hand over to the villain's base camp, and the weak Zhao said, "No way, I'm a girl." "Put on your hat, you are a man, be obedient, and read to me - Xinchun Brother, you will have eternal life."
When the weak Zhao arrived at the Guizi stronghold, let alone the grievance, Qinglongdan was actually playing with her feelings, and the letter she sent turned out to be several big characters - I am Qinglong. Damn, bullying the mentally handicapped villain can't be like this, who would believe it? Besides, this kind of life-threatening work, wouldn't it be enough to pay two dollars to find an extra actor who begged for dinner? No, I have to change the spell - Brother Xin Zeng, full of blood and resurrection on the spot. While the villain was in a daze, it was SB who didn't run away.
The villain is chasing, and the chasing teacher Wu Ma is here. They are all extras, and our bodyguards have to show their faces. The director doesn't rehearse the show, we learn from Zorro, and everyone dresses up as Qinglongdan and runs away. The villain's strongest fighting force, Big Girl, stood up and said fiercely: "Qinglongdan, Qinglongdan, I will definitely win you in singles, but now I will be at a disadvantage with these shrimp soldiers." When the villain actor heard this, he rolled his eyes angrily: "Damn, we have guns, not red tassel guns, but guns, the kind that can be held without a fire.
" "Is Dandan the one who suffers from immediate losses?
"Stop!!!" the director shouted, "It's too messy, don't pass through!"
"That's it!" The handsome Captain of the Caribbean Pirates came out: "Everyone is still cold weapons!"
"Shut up!" Tu Tuo watched Looking at the captain's white belly, he stabbed him fiercely. The drama teacher came up to pick up the corpse, "Now you know why you need to save that piece of fabric." "Well, it's hard to wash with blood."
In a broken city gate, Qinglongdan broke up with Miss Zhao, "You go, this movie I took out the knife used for suicide three times, and the director said that if I don't have to do the next drama, I won't give it a prop." Zhao Zhao said affectionately: "You have to promise that there will be my scenes later." I promise! Sarah Nara!"
"The funds are not enough, you should be quicker." The director also urged.
With a swipe, Qinglong Pill and Tuotuo moved to a ruined temple together. Qinglong Pill was hidden behind a statue and turned around and cut Tuo Tuo with a knife, ten rings. Then, the Qinglong Pill was hidden behind a statue and turned around.... I clicked, and Tuotuo slashed the Qinglong Pill back with a sword. "You think I'm stupid," Tuotuo was very angry. "Can I be fooled by using the same trick a second time?" "The director arranged it, and I can't help it."
Then, Tuotuo's undressing method was broken by Qinglong Dan . Well, it's very simple, you take one off and I'll burn one. It was almost time to take off. Dandan and the stripper said anxiously: "Let's die together." The drama manager quickly threw out the suicide knife that had been arranged earlier, accurately passed through the 35d silicone breast, and strung the two together. Candied gourd.
"Ka!" The director jumped out angrily, "Who made you die? There's not enough time, and the length of the film is not enough." "But we're already dead." "How about I add another paragraph?" Hong Jinbao's villain with a face cried and said. "You can only have one more shot, or it will destroy the complete plot." The director was very annoyed.
"Don't be afraid!" Not bad for being an international movie star, Miss Zhao led the escorts back from life and death. "If you don't have enough acting skills, you need to make up your special skills; if you don't have enough time, you need to make up your memories!" A few paragraphs were changed into a nostalgic color and played again, for about ten minutes, how sensational.
The breeze was blowing, and the twilight was kind. Miss Zhao Wei pulled Qinglongdan's Chinese big stand-up collar and wide-brimmed round hat on her body, and looked into the distance with restraint, "Who dares to praise the old lady for being mentally handicapped again!"
"Damn," the director whispered, "This is The girl is a vulture, and one piece of dead man's clothes is lost, and all of them are pulled over, Hollywood is really in an economic crisis."
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