Synopsis of the movie "Jinyiwei"

Lottie 2022-04-24 07:01:23

After the World War I in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, because Masami Che Tian could not draw the "Heavenly World", Zilong had to become the Pope during this peaceful era.
One day, he was meditating in the bath of the Pope's Hall (yes, the bath that Saga left behind), when he opened his eyes, he found that he was no longer in the sanctuary, but was still in the bath, and a dragon on his back changed. into a lot of dragons. Zilong, who was still in shock, quickly put on his clothes and found a small piece of paper beside the bath. It was written:

Zilong:
In order to save Seiya, the vegetable man, Saori and I asked Kronos to travel to more than 200 years ago. We let him pass you through by the way. But he's very eccentric and doesn't know where he's going to get you. So maybe we are not in the same time and place. Due to the recent strike of old cars and refusing to continue painting, we don't know when we will be able to go back. So take care of yourself.
PS: The Nebula Chain really can travel through time and space! It is really convenient to send letters! Also, before we left, we stabbed you all over with dragons, and now there are too many people who know that dragon claws are the secret of your heart, so they don't know which claws to hit.
Instant
XXXX year XX month X day

As soon as Zilong read the letter, suddenly there were many people with spittoons on their heads, and they had to give him one too, and called him "Jin Yiwei Command Shi Qinglong". It was only then that Zilong understood that he had come to the Ming Dynasty in China mentioned by the teacher. Alas, green is green, it was originally "blue and purple". They handed him a box and said that it was full of big killers, especially the last one could not be used unless it was absolutely necessary, it was for self-harm. Zilong smiled and said, "Brother never uses tools for self-mutilation, two fingers are enough, if you don't believe me..." Just when Zilong was about to poke himself blind, a pair of hands stopped him, and Zilong looked at the man , is a very stubborn younger brother. Everyone exclaimed: "Thanks to Xuanwu!" Zilong murmured in his heart: "TMD, this kid is on the hook with reptiles. Last time it was a chameleon, this time it was a snake-coated turtle.
" Tang Seng came and asked, "Qinglong, do you know what Dangdangdang is?" Still waiting for Zilong to recover, Tang Seng said, "Dangdangdang is going to a loyal minister's house and grabbing the box he is holding. Come here." Zilong was extremely speechless.
In a loyal official's house, Zilong activated a big killer. A loyal official knocked over the box in a panic, and dropped the jade seal of the country. Zilong exclaimed: "NANI! Isn't this thing in Beiyuan?" Just a few seconds of hesitation. Zhong and Yuxi were snatched away, a loyal official was thrown into a wooden cage, and all the miscellaneous soldiers brought by Zilong were taken away. Zilong chased out, only to see the shadow of a woman cast on the wall, although it was only for a moment, but how could he forget this shadow like a head of poisonous snakes fluttering about - this was the first time he almost saw it before he blinded himself Image. He sucked in a breath of cold air and said in shock, "MASAKA! Medusa has also crossed over!" In the
distant Mobei, a dwarf winter melon was mutilating himself. He cut his hand with a sharp tool and let the blood spilled on the breastplate On the word "Ming", he wanted to let the majority of children know that a good life is not easy to come by, and the Ming Dynasty was dyed with blood by countless martyrs. Zilong seemed to see this scene, and squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "TMD, this time TMD is killing the wolf!"
The injured Zilong knew that he had not completed the task, and 99% of the time he would be killed by Tang Seng when he went back, so he chose to run away. He came to Meilong Town unknowingly, broke into the Longfeng store, and bumped into Li Fengjie and her father. Zilong exclaimed: "Sister Feng, isn't your father missing? Why is your brother missing now?" Sister Feng replied with a blank expression: "My father found out that what happened during the days of his disappearance was disgusting. , I decided not to disappear; my brother found that what happened during the days when my father came back was too disgusting, and decided to disappear."
So Sister Feng and her father escorted Zilong to the Western Regions, and captured the soldiers alive in the middle. Under the torture of torture and the seduction of beautiful women, the miscellaneous soldiers told Zilong that his senior brother Wang Hu had also crossed over, but he was killed by Medusa. The miscellaneous soldiers also provided a lot of information about Medusa: "She is now called Tuotuo. The name is not because she is Mongolian, but she likes to take off her clothes when fighting, and she takes off one piece after another, so it is called Tuotuo. And the little braids on her head are no longer petrified Function." Zabing looked at the beauty who had seduced him just now, and wanted to recruit, but Zilong didn't give him a chance.
Zilong and Sister Feng finally came to the Western Regions. On a night when the whole city was empty and everyone was enjoying the fireworks of the Expo, an uninvited guest came to the car shop where Zilong stayed. Zilong looked at this man and his followers, and couldn't help shouting: "Pirates of the Caribbean!" The man sneered a few times and said contemptuously, "I'm sorry, I'm from Brunei, please call me a pirate of Malacca in the future." So the two of them They pushed each other down in turn, and finally found out that they were the same, so they couldn’t push it any further, so they had to give up and make an appointment to rob the city’s postal savings together the next day (China Merchants Bank Tears: The postal boss here is so powerful that we can’t even issue credit cards. !)
The next day, Zilong and the Pirates of the Caribbean attacked Postal Savings with their own weapons, and won a big victory. They also caught Tang Seng and Dwarf Melon's men who happened to be here for insider trading. The little reptile friend of Kou Nai was also there. Zilong fought against it for four or five rounds. The little friend of the reptile shouted and burst into tears: "I know you treat me as a younger brother, but...but...but... ...", (hereafter omitting some nonsense in the scene of crying), "But...but...not every generation of popes can do it!" (In midair, Shi Ang in a semi-transparent state brought Tong Hu, Sa Jia brought Jia Long, smiled to the audience, and said word by word: "Don't worry about broken back and broken arm, the Orthopedics Department of Jishuitan Hospital will solve your worries!")
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In the Devil City, Zilong swung his sword to end this forbidden love. The blood of the little reptile friend was sprinkled on the yellow sand, but his eyes could not be closed, because he did not understand, was it his fault that he met the younger brother?
On the other hand, in the Pirates of the Caribbean vs Medusa, the Pirates of the Caribbean wanted to spread their legs and return with Medusa after losing their swords, but Medusa had already seen through the flaw in his belly button exposed all the time.” "Poor" knocked him down.
Zilong finds himself falling in love with Fengjie, who is dressed in men's clothes and pretending to be herself with a big killer box on her back. So he was going to kill Medusa, who is now called Tuotuo, but Medusa was so strong that Zilong burned the clothes she took off without killing anyone. In the end, Zilong used the move that the teacher forbade him to use, and shouted: "The highest meaning of Zilong in the dragon seat - Mount Lu..." It was too late to say that he was about to prepare for the action. Medusa screamed that it was not good. She was wearing only one autumn clothes and was already supported by Zilong's arms from behind. In a moment, she would die under the "Rising Dragon Ba", the ultimate move of the same return.
Things didn't go in the direction Medusa expected. Before she was out of breath, the last three words she really heard were:
"...kill my sister!" The
director felt that what happened next was too disgusting, and let Shi The block covered the bodies of two people.

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